Why is crossfit filled with so many retards?

Why is crossfit filled with so many retards?

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Looks like some good fun desu, shame to stupid women had to ruin it by being a woman.

This looks like fun you little fuccboard

I don't even know what crossfit is. I've tried to understand it but I just don't get it.

Made for them. No wonder it's so successful.

I used to do this in scouts except with a ball on a rope. It's just fun and keeps you reasonably fit. It's not an actual exercise.

Crossfit is retarded but not for the reason you are showing here OP. Stop being jealous they have friends and are socialising.

why do women even exist

I got a question. Why is crossfit filled with so many white people? sometimes there is an asian but never any black people

Because it's a fad that has led to some people thinking their methods are miraculously superior than others, and like martial arts, McGyms have popped up everywhere.
Because it costs money.

From what I've seen there is two version of crossfit
The ones who are retarded and the one who compete
I watched some shit about the dudes that train for the crossfit games and this doesn't look like all the crossfit webm at all
they still do some fucked up routine tho

>pay expensive fee to join
>no niggers around, because niggers are poor and stupid
easy

yfw hes right, no nigger crossfiters

Crossfit is the best
youtu.be/viQnHOXyqEg

Don't know

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literally designed to trick people into killing themselves
what the fuck is wrong with these guys

Cringed hard, man. Imagine landing with your back on that fallen barrier's leg. Or landing on it with your face and hitting the eye. I bet it could shatter your skull.

>those devices
could they not have made a safer alternative
jesus christ

epic

God I love CF

I still don't get why women have tennis ball to protect themselves but men don't
If the back of your fall on it you're dead, man or woman.

We did "crossfit" at the police academy, but it was mostly dudes, a lot of being yelled at and receiving all instruction from front-leaning rest (the push-up position)... it was pretty effective but wasn't fun by any means.

I think the reason regular crossfit sucks is too many broads and trying to make it fun.

1. straight from reddit
2. that's not a crossfit gym
3. that looks very fun

it's expensive as shit

Because the dudes went first and because everyone doing crossfit is functionally retarded, no one actually took 5 seconds to consider the safety implications of this exercise.

Once they saw a bunch of guys almost impale themselves their genius solution was to stick tennis balls on the end.

I fucking hate these people. You know the kind of person that I mean? The person that thinks they're so switched on to everything, so cool, so forward thinking but is really completely deluded and self-ignorant.
They walk around with this completely unwarranted smugness. They've all gotta be on meds or something.

Like this fucking dude How fucking oblivious can someone be? They're all exactly like this though. Insufferable.

To be fucked by alphas like us

That is literately the stupidest thing i have ever heard. Why are you working out to shoot niggers?

Good form pupper

>shattering your skull falling less than 2 meters

lol you guys are so retarded hahahaha

Oh we had gun range as well bro, don't worry. Shot a perfect 60 round course.

Don't forget crossfit dykes.

Are you trolling or just retarded? People get KOd standing and can fall and damage the skull.

GOOD FORM, PUPPER!

I signed up for crossfit 6months ago, best decision I ever made, its fun, socializing, different from gym, ive lost some strenght tho.

Going to snap city wasn't enough for them.

crossfit is all about having fun.
the only reason that it works is that its better than nothing.

It is expensive, so only upper middle class people can afford it. Black people are only 13% of the US population and only a small percentage of them would be upper middle class and want to spend money on Crossfit.

This is how you know you're white and middle class.

most of Veeky Forums wouldn't be able to do this

>Black people are only 13% of the US population

wtf surely this isn't true
usa is only 54% white so who makes up the rest if not niggers?

The people who win crossfit games do standard lifting routines and play sports for training. Regularly trying to do crossfit stuff leads to an early grave.

Those are really good exercises though.

Fuck off cop.

we must 2 mate

Are you retarded?

Just because it may be difficult doesn't mean it will be beneficial for you.

Fuck.Doing push ups with a hand in the back and the other one holding a dumbbell on the floor is not something "functional" it's just stupid and makes you look like a pleb

Thats actually some decent strength she's showing. No neede fro the dbs tho

Real competitive crossfit gyms are cool as fuck. Do bother but oly lifts combined with some box jumps and running. Also more expensive than anyone can afford. 150$ a month. Have plenty of shit meme tier cross fit gyms by me also. They do the dumb shit you see in the gifs. The real gym looks really fun desu

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Holy fuck I'm dying of laughter. Why in God's name would you do this? It's MXC tier shit only it looks more likely to hurt you.

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>standard lifting routines
I don't consider doing 50 snatch in a row to be a standard lifting routines

Hispanics and Asians

>tfw a grill
>tfw never gonna be able to out-lift your brother even if all he does is crossfit

Just do a cycle ffs. Don't be a don'ter, be a doer. Whatever it takes.

> Roiding
> Winning

Pick one.

holy shit

pls b in London

Distract him with your titties while he lifts
But be careful he doenst tickle your vaginer

And I wish I was a qt lesbian. We all have to play with the cards we're dealt. Lifting heavy weight isn't the only standard of fitness. There's more the one way of being strong so make the best of it.

>And I wish I was a qt lesbian.

They have surgeries for that.

>doing 3 metcons a day on top of strength gymnastics and aerobic training
>standard lifting routine
sure buddy

Kek, yes. Pure alphaness.

Whatever it takes, man. You gotta put 110% effort to get your dreams come true.

I would be lying to myself. I can't change my gender no matter what I do to my body. Also I'm content with being a male and it's really just a /u/ day dream.

So crossfit is basically doing a bunch of exercises at once?

That's fucking retarded

I seriously hope a lot of people get injured doing this

Do you think there are only 2 races in the US you fucking retard.

They don't count retards such as yourself as white. How your crossfire membership?

How about people look at actual crossfit programming first instead of just spouting the same memes over and over again
builtbybergeron.com/comptrain-programming
crossfitinvictus.com/wod/

glycerine

Blacks at 15-16% of the young
and 8% of the old
So the retards that say blacks have stayed at a steady population are clueless shits who have no idea of the massive demographic transitions going on

USA is well below 50% white at this point, LOTS of people counted as "white" who aren't, like jews or arabs.

Our parents were born in a white country, and it's been fucking pissed away. Well the spaniards showed us how a reconquista worked centuries ago, just gotta follow their example.

Honestly who gives a shit

What sort of future you think you are leaving your kids?

That seems like a lot of work for nothing

There are better ways to train the muscles used. But good for her for finding some use for the Smith machine

>But good for her for finding some use for the Smith machine

What sort of sad shithole do you live in. Everything is great here boi.

>most of fit can't do this

Why the fuck would anyone want huges abs and skelly arms/legs. Literally the definition of fuccboi dyel who benches 95lbs