"You can totally be friends if she rejects you, user!"

>"You can totally be friends if she rejects you, user!"

I hate it when people say that stupid shit

theyre right though

unless you did some retarded beta shit like confessing your love within a week of meeting them

you dont have to be buddy buddy but you can still be on good terms and not be a bitter fuck

Do you think I'm some sort of beta cuck, user? Ghosting her is the alpha male thing to do.

Ask girl to prom, she says yes without hesitating. Mfw can hardly get a word in after that, getting cockblocked by everybody else in class. Can tell she definitely thinks I'm weird and shit.

Mfw she ignores me all prom, just following her around and shit.

Mfw she doesn't want to dance with me.

Mfw she says she's going home because her legs hurt.

Mfw walking around 30 minutes later I see her dancing with some other guy.

There ain't nothing worse than this shit I tell you. Ghost her pronto on the first inkling she's not interested, thats the best relationship advice you're ever gonna get. EVER.

>Going to prom

>mfw

Alpha males don't hang around girls who reject them.

I know. I am agreeing.

>be me, in high school
>dumb bitch, but kinda cute
>I ask her out
>she rejects me, "I don't go out with losers."
>always knew she was dumb, but not this dumb
>me, "k"
>walk away
>her, "Wait! I was only kidding."
>mfw
>turned around, walked away, no regrets
>i don't fuck with bitches if they don't fuck with me

>ITT: shit that never happened

It happened, today, I remain single, but it doesn't phase me. There aren't any girls around here worth my time, so I'd prefer to be patient and wait for the opportune moment.

NIGGA ITS FUCKIGN SATURDAY HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT IN HS????

Sorry, I usually equate smug anime girls to "I disagree with you."

That would mean your underage huh?
> I won't tell mom don't worry

I'm not in high school anymore. This happened 7 years ago.

Nope, 24 yo.

I think you should go back to high school and figure out how commas work

Yeah, I meant to put a period, but I hit the wrong key.

This fucking guy

What about him?

Lmao