What makes girls want to suck my dick?

Those women are the only ones that give worth while blow jobs. If they do it because they feel obligated to them it will most likely be a shitty bj. I had a fuck buddy who absolutely loved giving bj's. She would make me grip the sheets and moan uncontrollably. First time she gave me one she told me to let her know when I was about to cum so she could slow down and make it last longer but she lied and sped up and kept sucking, swallowed my load, and I was screaming and moan-laughing (kinda weird I was laughing but not intentionally) and when I told her to stop sucking she looks up at me and says "no" then keeps sucking and we start fucking. She was one in a million. I still dream about her. That's why I don't even ask for blowjobs. If you have to ask then it's not worth it.

NOT acting like getting them to suck your dick is that formulaic because they're brainless sex machines. Seriously, my bf doesn't have to ask or pressure because he makes me feel so respected and secure that I want to be a total whore for him without worrying he'll think any less of me or compromising my own integrity.

you gotta not be ugly. that's pretty much all it takes

Shit dude, bitches like this the best. My first ever gf was like this, I realised how good she was after few one night stands after I broke up with her

Nah he probably still thinks less of you anyways because you are a women

or a faggot

either way

What if my face isn't ugly but my dick is ugly?

Tbh if you demand it there is a high probability you are gonna receive some shit tier dick licking, might aswell skip the whole thing then.

least of your concerns

i had a gf like this, maybe not that good, but she sucked a good dick.

I'm pretty good looking, I can usually get them to go down on me. Haven't had one NOT do it so far.

Having a big dick.

No money required. They will do it for free.

being attractive mainly, and how much they're in love with you at the moment

>Implying women aren't attracted to assertive men who know what they want
Top kek nucuck

Not when I have a higher IQ than him, am the one with a job and could break him having bigger biceps than his. I'm also female with E cup tits and hips 17 inches bigger than my waist.

STFU

>Not when I have a higher IQ than him, am the one with a job and could break him having bigger biceps than his.
Ive fucking brain damaged niggers twice my size fuck off if you think being a fat fuck is strong

3/10

Post pics thick amazon goddess

face frame height

This.
Make me hnnng mommy

You have to be fat and strong, slightly autistic too.

>no New Israeli Shekel sign
One job, user.

>i am a woman therefore my point is valid

if you are going to bring up gender you have to prove it; TITS OR GTFO

Get a gay husbando and you will literally never have to worry about forcing useless women to give a crappy half-assed blowjob. Men are always willing and ready.

Pics

Pics or didn't happen

Lemme put it this way - some men are sexy, and some men are dinner and a movie.

>E cup
I wanna see the huge tiddies for curiosity no homo

>no homo
Um....

black skin

My bull shit alarm is going off.

tfw Veeky Forums is so closeted that even when talking about tits its n-no homo

Find a desperate lonely one.

Confidence, presence and reverence.

>implying women even know what the fuck they want

Your arms, forcing their tear-stained face down on your dick.

Stop being a fag user, are you even trying?

This guy

youtube.com/watch?v=HGEO6ig8WsM&feature=youtu.be

So ur fat with a beta provider LMFAO

Haha

love is evil
satan confirms getting blowjobs is devils play

Chances are you haven't even had your breasts measured properly. Pics.

jaw gains and protons

holy shit he is cringier than conner and train to look dyel combined in a blaha video featuring vegains

savage

>he unbuttons his shirt almost to his bellybutton
kek
You just know this guy is just a frustrated manlet that will crash and burn and he is not satisfied with his life.
>Hey what do you do
>I uh make lifestyle videos about b-betas and provider males
The other guy julian seems to be a much better role model this guy is legit like 5'7

>Female
>higher iq

Lol

It's always the fuckbuddies that give the best ones.

Never had a gf who looked at my dick with the kind of cock-thirsty affection that seems to come standard with the fuckbuddy relationship. Either I'm doing something wrong, or women only love uncommitted cock enough to lick it like that.

It's like soup. You only get blown if you're hot

I know that feel bro. Eventually you get to the age where you start to have to settle into a relationship, unless you're cool with being the "weird old guy who is still single" but you are making the choice between fresh new pussy that loves you, and commitment.

>If you have to ask then it's not worth it.

Applies to everything in life, really

>that first trainwreck of a sentence
i guess you're both retarded then

I hope no one follows this advice. Literally the dumbest post on this entire board right now.

can confirm, I make 101k and am short

> If you have to ask then it's not worth it
if i did this i would never have sex ever

>huge tiddies
>E cup

pft yeah, """big"""

or you could just be CHAD

>woman
>higher IQ
>stronger
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Btw TITS OR GTFO

She looks like a big penor