Who here /earlyriser/?

Who here /earlyriser/?

Get on my level

Starting Tuesday I'll be waking up at 0400 for 8.5 weeks. Wish me luck

I am military. So me unfortunately.

USAF bmt?

Why the fuck would you wake up early just to post on Veeky Forums

Go be productive somewhere if you went through the effort.

i work at 6 am daily

Haha, you wish. No, OP, by the time 5:54am has rolled around, I'm only just wrapping up my cones session. I'd probably have had about twenty fat buges by that time, and the billy must be put down. Then I rest, like a God.

>You're NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT

Already been at work for half hour by then mate, remote exploration work doesn't start at pussy city office hours. Feels good desu, accomplish so much more, sleep with the night so your ciccadian rhythm is all g

>can't survive without 10 hours of sleep
>default to 12 hours when my alarm clock isn't on

feels good man

Nigger I'm just getting to sleep

>milking joey's cows for a living

ausfag detektid.

Did this nigga just post a microwave

Prison?

>mfw night shifter
>want to start waking up for early morning runs, because legs are disproportionate
>dont want anyone to see me running on these stick legs
>started going to the gym after 10pm when everyone else sleeps
>mfw can't wake up before the sun comes up if my life depended on it
>mfw can't sleep properly because of hearing the neighbours fucking and calling each other and generally just being loud - fuck springtime, everyone's hormones go crazy this time of the year
>mfw can't be early bird to catch the worms

What do? We are owl gonna make it r-right?

hahaha australian!!!!!!

I hate how my country has turned into a meme for Amerifags, leftists and leddit.

How do you faggots do it?

I don't feel rested unless I go to sleep around 3am and stay in bed until about 11am

If I have to get up before 8, I'm fucked for the first half of the day.

Checking in.

>work at my local gym in the mornings
>open at 4:30 am EST
>wake up at 3:40 am EST

I reckon it would have been easier to run a hundred metres flat stick than pull that buge

It's called sleeping early

I work nights, I wake up at 5pm and go to bed at 9am.

Like anything else it's habit building. I was a nocturnal fuck during uni and always felt so tired, working now and honestly feel so much better getting to bed by 9 and up before 5. Do it for a fortnight and it'll be pretty much normal for you, unless you go clubbing or some shit and ruin your new schedule

> having healthy sleep and recovery
Vs
> having a social life and smashing sluts

>tfw I go to bed at 3 and sleep until I wake up naturally without knowing the time

Cozy desu you guys should try keeping your phone out of your room

Got up 10 min ago. Hopefully this will stick

>post made at XX:24:02
You wouldn't lie on the internet, right user?

I wake up between 4 and 6 no matter what I do or when I go to sleep. It's fucked up. I've got too many of those lutherant peasant genes I suppose. The good thing about it is I love drinking coffee while reading the news all alone when it's dark.

Time zones brah

fuck no

the most underrated post on this site

you betcha

>tfw woke up at 7 and feel unmotivated to go to workout
empty gyms are life's greatest pleasure and i dont want it any other way

Woke up at 6:30 today. Not terribly early, but it's an hour earlier than I need to.

Finnish baby camp isn't military, sorry

Yes

>wants bigger legs
>running distance to grow legs
>cardio to grow muscles

If there was ever anyone on this board that needed SS and GOMAD it's you.

You get up at 0545 iirc for pt. Tbh its a real vacation, I went through in July and besides the heat (100+ everyday) it's cake. You legit get 8 hours of sleep every night.

> on todays episode; user discovers not everybody lives in the same city as him

Not my choice, my alarm is non ironically set to 4:20am, I bike to work at 5:00am and start at 6am.

Every other week I work afternoon shifts.