Who here /earlyriser/?

Nigger I'm just getting to sleep

>milking joey's cows for a living

ausfag detektid.

Did this nigga just post a microwave

Prison?

>mfw night shifter
>want to start waking up for early morning runs, because legs are disproportionate
>dont want anyone to see me running on these stick legs
>started going to the gym after 10pm when everyone else sleeps
>mfw can't wake up before the sun comes up if my life depended on it
>mfw can't sleep properly because of hearing the neighbours fucking and calling each other and generally just being loud - fuck springtime, everyone's hormones go crazy this time of the year
>mfw can't be early bird to catch the worms

What do? We are owl gonna make it r-right?

hahaha australian!!!!!!

I hate how my country has turned into a meme for Amerifags, leftists and leddit.

How do you faggots do it?

I don't feel rested unless I go to sleep around 3am and stay in bed until about 11am

If I have to get up before 8, I'm fucked for the first half of the day.

Checking in.

>work at my local gym in the mornings
>open at 4:30 am EST
>wake up at 3:40 am EST