>So I got laid last night, around 10pm, awesome sex, blew my load deep in my wife's ass.
>early this morning, wife's up to take a shower. Instant boner, but figure she's not up to it. Fuck it, rub one off.
>back to sleep, then an hour later she climbs back in bed wanting D. Blow load #3 in 8 hours.
>work out an hour later, and it sucked. Aches and pains, felt weak on some lifts. Should have been a relatively easy workout, but was shit.
Does it really count as "getting laid" if it's your wife?
OP you aren't supposed to workout so quickly after an orgasm wait 2-3 hours
why would you make a thread about this.
just why.
absolutely noone cares.
write things like these in your diary
your semen has test in it. its one of the reasons for nofap. keeping in that test works wonders for your body both mentally and physically. you don't have to blow your load to enjoy sex and in fact making your woman work for your cum does wonders for your sex life.
practice having sex and not cumming and you will practically have her begging for you to cum and worshipping your cock like men do for the female orgasm.
>wife
Nice way to censor out that feminine penis fagboy
for real, in some countries marriage a license to rape too
Its just masturbating
Stop feeding your gains to your wifes ass yoy homo, and why are you doing your wife in the butt? She has a pussy too wtf, nigga you gay.
Sounds like you didn't eat for 8+ hours, were tired from the booty action, and had your mind on other things.
>you're perfectly normal
>normal
>norm
Yes it did.
You don't do a pre-workout aka fuck session before you actually workout stupid.
And you even blew a load in her.
Should have practiced orgasm control and just hammered the fuck out of her till her knees refused to stop shaking.
Then after a good workout, nothing that will just drain the fuck out of you, the kind where you're refreshed and feel good, you should have driven home took a quick shower then raped the fuck out of her. Like against the wall or bent over the couch and fucked her brains out. THEN let her get the load. Bonus points if she begs for the cum.
She'll be singing disney princess songs and serving you steak and bacon in bed in the morning. If she can walk that is.
Yes i also notice that im weaker when i fug pre workout or 3 times day
ops pic must be an escort
no way a woman like that would fuck a fat hairy guy surely?
Fake titted escort
Or hes armenian, and thats his sex slave
if that bitch an escort im ordering one up right now
>fat hairy guy
A fat hairy guy wearing a south park shirt.
>I'm Armenian
>I don't get a sex slave like that
Fuck's sake. Is this because I'm pale-skinned?
Well I'm a permavirgin but I know that if I fap then I'll want at least two hours and preferably more before I do any lifting or HIIT. In fact I try to not do it at all until later on at night after I've trained and will have at least 12 hours before the next session.
If it's in the ass, then yes.
its not related to test tho everyone knows nofap doesnt increase test
>anal sex
you got aids nigga
>everyone knows nofap doesnt increase test
It's been scientifically proven.
And we have thousands of years of anecdotal evidence from across the world.
I think it's time that you accept it.
normans roooo
>It's been scientifically proven.
One study that showed a tiny increase a week in, which quickly returned to baseline and has not been repeated.
If you lift in the morning and jerk off at night are you throwing away all your gains from that day?
this isnt africa and we all know how condoms work
so basically op´s clean
That one study,
And another where college males were told to go without sex or porn for two months. It showed a noticable increase in their test levels and it remained as such until they masturbated or had sex.
Until you show me a single solitary shred of evidence that says otherwise. Abstinence raises test.
I dont think it has anything to do with throwing semen around.
Maybe low glocustuff in your blood?
Last time i felt like i was going to bend the barbell and throw plates like frisbees...
>sunday @ 14hrs or so
>couple of days away from wife
>pork her out
>mushing her against the bed, pulling hair, spanking, biting, wiping my sweat with her hair and face the whole 9 mane.
>Several times :^) if you know what im sayin.
>huge meal, with pork chops and beef
>HUGE SLEEP
>next day in the morning coffe and bananas.
>almost broke the gym
You got an uncensored version of this?
source bro
honestly it depends on frequency.
Read carefully, lads, for this post is a rare gem among the crap usually posted here.
>She'll be singing disney princess songs and serving you steak and bacon in bed in the morning. If she can walk that is.
I actively kek'd at the mental image.
You're retarded anal sex is awesome and you can only get aids if the person your fucking has aids we dont all live in 3rd world countries like you
This. I'd pay a hell of a lot for an hour with a woman like that right now.
>anal sex is awesome
oh my god please be younger than 14 otherwise you have no excuse to be that stupid
fuck off retard
wtf damn nigga going nuts for anal sex on a anal sex image board
>All i got in my life is sex with my ugly girlfriend
>I'll tweet it to strangers to see if they make it feel like im worth something
>she begs for the cum.
haha implying girls actually care if you put something inside of them or not, they dont have pleasure receptors for cum you idiot
im sorry but the girls asking you to cum just think youre terrible at sex and want it to end
...
No, women do indeed like knowing that they've made us cum. I love it when they're surprised, or beg or they know I'm cumming and are into it.
Also semen is the most potent natural mood elevator and antidepressant on the planet and there's a reason cray women, depressed and broken women seek out nice guys they can dump or chads that won't commit that will give them a taste.
You're either a sad terrible lay, thirsty loser of one sex or another, or angry upset lesbian.
woah, youre gonna enjoy losing your virginity, even if you're already 30...
id give you advice but must be kinda depressing getting advice from a 20yo who already is more of a winner than youll ever be.
bye bye loser boy... if you behave well i may give you more advice
this nigga knows whats up
t.sexually frustrated loser/loserette who's never had a decent fuck or enraged lez.
And you are co-signing your own posts.
go away virgin
hmm, that is an interesting question. It does seem a bit closer to masturbation really
not by much though pretty sure its insignificant
haha, don try so hard, its showing.
bye bye loser boy
this is a samefag
>771 ▶
> (You)
this isnt
lrn 2 difference
can I get a source on that fucking blonde ? cant believe noone is asking
stop ur retared discussion underage fagits
Source: your mom
Insignificant would be tenths or hundreths of a percent. We're talking multiple percentage points with some apparently in the teens.
That's huge.
And remember, putting on and maintaining mass and boosting test naturally is a cumulative long term thing.
That's not even mentioning how it will affect teen and young adult males.
pathetic as fuck.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA GOOD ONE user
Are there really people on Veeky Forums who don't have any idea why a woman who isn't an escort would fuck a fat hairy guy? Here's a few reasons. He could...
>be rich
>have a really fun personality
>be really good at music/singing
>be a politician (unlikely given the shirt, but w/e)
>be a famous artist
>be a famous _______ for that matter
>know a famous _______
>have a big dick
>have a reputation for having a big dick
>more?
yes!!, you finally learned to describe yourself,
HAHAHAHAHA see what i did there loser boy?
>Should have practiced orgasm
>THEN let her get the load.
Forcing yourself to hold in cum, especially when you're going throughout your day and working out is dangerous and stupid
How many percentage points?
5% of variance accounted for by nofap ain't much, user. Especially if we have no p-value to work with for that figure either.
>Forcing yourself to hold in cum is stupid
woah, your wife must be really impressed when you last 5 minutes in bed
Citation on that second one with the college males? I don't think I've read it.
it's not about increasing test. it's about not wasting the test you do produce by cumming.
There is literally nothing wrong with the other hole. If they clean up properly not only will they smell better than your average woman but the pussy wont wear out as quickly.
In on subtle brag thread
I noticed a similar thing. I think it's because sex can easily be taxing on your core and hip extensors, as those are primarily used and not with good measure but fueled by animistic lust. So you tend to exert yourself on those few precious key muscles, and afterwards you can't do the big lifts anymore.
There's a reason boxers stay abstinent for weeks before a fight.
Also that's why I don't have a girlfriend.
*tips*
>college males
>no porn for two months
Did they lock those fuckers in jail for the duration of the study? Otherwise, there's absolutely no way you could trust the accuracy of that data.