lmao brah, thats nice. I'll keep that in my back pocket. And yeah, I can tell it hurts their pride to b around me which has made me hesitant to rub it in
It's also worth noting that before I lifted and I was an underweight auschwitz mode guy, some of these clowns were my best bro's. The only thing that changed is that I got progressively fitter while they got progressively worse
your best bet is probably to belittle their appearance whenever they start shit
Point out their beer gut, their bald spots, etc
>How do you bros handle this sheet?
Flat out tell him that you don't appreciate him being a low key asshole to you
Fit manlet here honestly even I get this shit the best way I found to deal with it is to laugh it off then again I'm a beta at heart and not good with confrontations no matter how much confidence I put on.
Whenever someone tries to take the piss out of me under the guise of humor I usually say variations of "That was the most painfully unfunny thing I've heard today", and if they say you're just being sore I just go "Explain to me where the punch line to that joke was? You're obviously unhappy with yourself and trying to diminish others for looking better than you."
Do what any good comedian does and tear yourself down before they do. It makes the jelly fuckers trying to show off even more mad because you steal ask their ammo and makes you look even more humble in front of the girls.
>thats a really bald thing for you to say
or just be straight with them and tell them that just cause they're insecure of themselves they dont have to constantly talk shit to you
or go discuss this with your boss if this continues, workplace bullying aint nice and is usually taken more seriously nowadays.
i had a problem in my previous workplace with older ladies talking shit about customers behind their backs, general childish behaviour and trying to blame me for all their fuckups, i had enough of it and brought all this to our supervisors attention and she took it very seriously, not all of them work there anymore and i got to quit on that very day
So simple. And probably the most straight up straight to the point thing. Calls them out and makes them look petty without having to put them on blast. I like this a lot, thanks.
I'm not into self depreciating anything, or even self aggrandizing. Self depreciation to me is for fatties who want to get over the awkward bridge of fatness. I don't think it has any point for me.
>thats a really bald thing for you to say
lmfao man. There's some good gold in this thread
pathetic women behaviour. makes me grimmace in disgust. Good that you got outta there. I'm always so glad when the toxic shits leave the office
Why get butthurt when you're the one with the leverage? If you got the advantage, you control the match. Be the bigger man and laugh it off.
I have been, but it's consistent and annoying
and they're getting comfortable tossing thinly veiled insults my way - I don't wanna go postal or anything, but it needs to be addressed