Non lifter jealousy

Just ignore them cause you know you're better. That's probably the easiest thing to do and it makes you look like a ryan gosling drive badass.

If you don't plan on leaving your job for a while , make some career gainz until you get a promotion. It should really get to them.

low key asshole here, can confirm this would be devastating.

>Thinking this is DYEL

You look good bro

you need to keep it light, sharp, and jovial. don't try to say something well put together and thoughtful, you'll end up sounding like you're repeating an insult you practiced. just say something like
>at least i still have my hair.
or turn it around as satirical self depreciation.
>yeah i was late today because i couldn't leave my reflection in the morning.

it doesn't matter what you say, just let it appear that you are unbothered. whatever you say, let it be natural and light. it can be slightly insulting and light, or self depreciating, doesn't matter as long as it's not super thought provoking or heart crushingly insulting. best thing to do is always appear happy around them and give them a slight air that you feel sorry for them having to insult you, like as if someone in a wheelchair made fun of your legs. because essentially that's what's happening and they're opinions shouldn't bother you. look towards administration for friendship or upwards in general if your peers are a bunch of pussies.

>>yeah i was late today because i couldn't leave my reflection in the morning.

>their
fuck, that's what happens when you're typing and not thinking.

So you thought using the f-word was an appropriate way to redeem yourself?

It's just banter man.

Every time they do that just comb your fingers through your hair in some elaborate way. I'm bald and I don't get the insecurity shit about it but if I did care I think that would piss me off. Bonus points because they can't go to HR over you combing your hair.