Here's an idea. Before the divorce, get a good but shady lawyer and have him take care of 90% of your assets. He can hide all that shit for you, legally.
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Jaxon Nguyen
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L O N D O N
Alexander Rivera
Kek sorry OP I thought the line "cellulitey skinnyfat legs jiggling in the sun" was too obvious but they all bought it anyway
Camden Murphy
I knew a guy who's 25 and married and I saw a picture of his 21 year old wife who had a baby this year, and lo and behold she was fat.
That woman, OP, is a nightmare. I'm guessing your wife is the same kind of person.
How many times has she cheated on you? At least once, whether you know or not.
You're not him, are you? Do you lift at GB3?
Isaac Bell
Now you know why parents used to decide who got married together; don't let your dumbfuck kids marry whoever they want or they'll end up miserable and divorced in a decade.
Sebastian Carter
why should she take your advice? it sounds like she has different goals than you.
Isaac Allen
>getting married
>in the year of our lord 2017
wtf senpai?
Elijah Ward
No I'm not him, before we were married in was actually the cheater and the girl I cheated with told on me. My wife is a nice person she's just lazy. Also I'm home gym master race
Wyatt Foster
Uh, retard, she doesn't even have a real goal as I already said. She just wants to workout without accomplishing anything
Colton Jenkins
Lucky fuck gym I go to has only 2 squat rack and I end up using the smith machine all the time instead of waiting.
You shouldn't have married a 21 year old though you fucked up big league.