Accidentally ate a whole jar of peanut butter

Once I ate almost a kilo of almonds in one sitting. My shit was something.

But you don't get drunk as quick?

>tfw this actually happened at mine except they were pigeons

>TFW accidentally only eating 1200 calories today
>only ate dinner and a few snacks

You just posted almost a 10th of that you fuck

No I drink the same amount of alcohol, but since its watered down theres less calories.

>200 words
sorry, you have to be 18 to use this website

Sorry you have to not be a newfag to post here

-->calling me a newfag
-->not even using meme arrows
-->I've been here since 2014, who's a newfag now?

>Ate the entire bag of cat food

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN