That first dump of the day

>that first dump of the day
Post a better feel. Protip: You Can't.

first poke-egg hatched after a long day of real work and studying

Getting a bj from my loving gf.
>she swallows

Sipping coffee at work right now. Gonna drop a duce in 15 min or so.

do these things in this order
>do a workout
>smoke a bowl
>have sex
>smoke a cigarette
not even surfing gives me endorphins like that

Fuck now I miss my ex

Bjs IMO are highly overrated
nutting inside her however, thats another thing

>mfw fucking a young blonde qt who whispers "just cum in me"
no protection so i didnt but damn, if i could go back id blow that load

>Falling for the pull-out meme
Enjoy changing diapers.

About to take that first dump, probably in about 10 minutes.

Does taking big shits help develop your glutes?

It was 2 years ago and i know she doesnt have a kid so im safe
Besides, i rarely get laid becuse of the massive lack of females on the dating market so if i do im not gonna insist on a condom that reduces all my pleasure