tfw forgot to drink enough water so the dump is a sticky mess
That first dump of the day
Kayden Hernandez
Kevin Ramirez
fat and gross
David Peterson
>what is tinder
>what is red pill
>what is going out and socializing
Lucas Price
Because nobody else is here for the weekend, Im having extra broccoli with my curry and going commando (under sweatpants) and doing Stretches on all the furniture whilst farting. The farts feel and sound like when you deflate a brown bag. Upstairs smells all musty and humid.
Joseph Roberts
>take a small dump in the morning
>have some eggs and oatz with some coffee for breakfast
>go to the gym
>do some warm-up squats
>belly starts rumbling
>OH BOY, HERE COMES ROUND 2
I'm sorry OP, but nothing feels better than round 2 when you had a weak first dump.