Does Veeky Forums takes trips to Pattaya, Thailand?

roider paradise

see: zyzz, sharky

because steroids are EXTREMELY cheap and given by doctors there.

>boner from vid

hehehe no homo guys.. right babes?

>cheap
>steroids
>trannies

what is there not to like?

The women aren't actually that attractive unless you're blinded by some hardcore yellow fever.
It's loud, humid, and uncomfortable.
Food is great though, and cheap.

They are actually girls, r-right guys?

>get roids for mad cheap
>bulk for mad cheap
>fuck hot trannies for mad cheap and beat them up afterwards because they're faggots

truly the Veeky Forums way to live there

It's mostly for underage fuckery

>At least 70% of the white tourists look like they lift.
They are Aussies. Thailand is a big vacation destination for Aussies because of the distance and cheap price.

Veeky Forums has trained my eye to spot trannies but in thailand there are so many advanced trannies. How do I tell the regular prostitutes from the ones with cocks?

>t. George Incest Leeman

We can but we don't want to

Adams apple.

How are you supposed to figure out which ones have dicks and which ones don't? Or do they all have cocks?

just ask
they are very open about it

They'll straight up tell you.

Kiev, Warsaw, Bangkok, Manila and Bucarest are sexual destinations for men and therefore are considered third world, shitty and crappy places.
Paris, Barcelona, London, Milan, Lisbon and Marrakesh are sexual destinations for women and therefore are considered modern, glamorous and trendy.

>warsaw
no
poland isnt a good whoring country anymore
but romania and ukraine are still going strong

Why not go to paris, Barcelona, milan, and Lisbon looking for those same women?

this butt shape (males have a squarer butt, girls butt is more like an upside balloon)
big hands/feet
longer torso
dick

>Paris, Barcelona, London, Milan, Lisbon and Marrakesh are sexual destinations for women and therefore are considered modern, glamorous and trendy.
This is news to me. I thought it was Africa and the Caribbean because elderly white spinsters love the BBC.

>Marrakesh

I'll be going to Thailand for a month this july but I doubt I'll bother with Pattaya. Supposedly you can score free Thai girls pretty easily just using Tinder.

I have family in Kiev but I wouldnt fuck hookers from there. There is a high rate of HIV and drug abuse, plus the women are seriously overrated in a way. Like they have the most 10/10s of any place but many of the women are just 6s. What I mean is that 7s, 8s, and 9s arent really common but there are tons of 6s and 10s compared to other places. As you could imagine many of the 10s dont need to whore themselves out so youre just stuck with 6s unless you look hard

OR you just fucking ask them because they will always tell you

>going on vacation to a super expensive city so you can hit on dried up old hags

I know a couple from Thailand. The man is an average white guy nearing 50 and the woman is absolutely fucking gorgeous, early 30s. According to them, I would just drown in pussy because I'm white and not ugly. Based on this, why get hookers?

Learn the difference between Thai and Western beauty standards. That's really what gets tourists. Thai girls look attractive by Thai standards. Since Thai standards are different from Western, many tourists see Thai girls as ugly. Ladyboys on the other hand follow more Western beauty standards. So a lot of tourists think Ladyboys are girls because they look more attractive than the real girls because of the different beauty standards they pursue.

>went to Thailand when I was still a DYEL (I still am but I was 110lbs at this stage)
>wanted to an alpha white guy and fuck Thai pussy
>no prositutes for me I told myself I will fuck real local girls and fellow tourist
>plus I am Dutch so 6'2 and felt this would be to my advantage
>get to Thailand, very excited first night in the city
>straight away find a bar full of Thai girls and westerners
>feel confident at first and buy a drink
>as I scan around notice a bunch of big alphas with muscles staring at me
>one of them smiles
>'NICE SHIRT!'
>I am wearing a shirt that is having on a picture of a picture of planet earth, on fire with the words 'I WOOP GREENHOUSE ASSES'
>literally paid to have this made myself because I thought it was badass
>feel really nervous
>spend the night drinking alone and covering my shirt best I can
>next night go to a different bar in a normal shirt (a Dutch national football team shirt)
>approach a couple of Thai girls
>try and make small talk
>basically blurt out nothing
>they look confused and kind of blank faced wander off
>feel anxious
>go and sit on a wall outside

The rest of the trip was OK I guess, but I just went to beaches and famous sights, I didn't g out after dark.

>I WOOP GREENHOUSE ASSES

Do you still woop greenhouse asses, or did you stop once you got back from Thailand?

>"are you a tranny?"
>"no"
>"ok let's fuck"
>get to the bedroom undress her and see a dick

not everybody is a faggot like you

I just realized one thing about tranny market. If a customer comes up to them and ask them "are you tranny" they won't lie becouse they don't know what are you looking for - trannies or a grills.

Mind blown

>6'2 110lb

You wouldnt get pussy if you were the last man on earth

>next night go to a different bar in a normal shirt (a Dutch national football team shirt)

I would say a bright orange shirt makes you look painfully touristy and not that interesting to normal Thai girls

they know.
bald, no beard + big muscles goes for tranny

still more than he would as a 300+ landwhale at that height tbhfam

>6'2
>110lb

What the fuck.

You're a fucking retard. Thai ladyboys have no interest whatsoever in tricking people. Its not a taboo like it is in most countries.

You repressed fuck. That is not how it works. Maybe if you left your moms basement and went outside go see the rest of the world...

>Dutch

Isn't Amsterdam famous for have 10/10 whores?

Thailand is a 3rd world shithole where literally any bumbfuck dumb white cunt can get laid.

It's extremely cheap to live there but if you want to actually live there you need to heavily invest in the thai economy (i think you need to have 500k USD in a bank account to be an expat there)

pro tip: the Ladyboys look better than the real girls on the streets. take that as you will

>It's extremely cheap to live there but if you want to actually live there

>'I WOOP GREENHOUSE ASSES'

Are you literally Mr Skeltal?
I can't concieve of how thin that is and google came up with nothing.

Translation:
The cost of living there is low, but the barrier to move there is high

Did Big Lenny popularize the tranny hunting market?

If the penis is feminine it's not gay

It's more like 20k

I'm 6'2 and the skinniest I've ever been was 135 lbs, and I was literally gaunt and everyone told me I looked like I was on the verge of dying.

Being 20 lbs lighter you literally must have looked like a holocaust victim.

I'd stretch the asshole of the ladyboy with the nipple out

kek! fuckin made my weekend

I actually want a qt Thai gf but probably all of them have fucked western tourists at some point.
Fuck

what are some good sights to see?

going to thailand in the summer, actually plan on avoiding pattaya

im waiting until scientists release a vaccine for herpes (5 years away). then i will take regular visits there for sure.

Brazil is the patrician sex tourism country

Also height, Adams apple can be covered up. If you are absolutely not sure, always try to pick the smallest one. Increases your chances of not encountering a tranny.

>go to thailand
>learn muay thai
>cheap food
>cheap steroids

Lets go bruhs

are go-go bars just strip clubs?

are the girls at these go-go bars all prostitutes?

in Barcelona and Lisbon you can get 8/10 South Americans for 100 euros

>are the girls at these go-go bars all prostitutes?

No but many are.

Pretty much any girl you see in slutty clothing walking around Pattaya is for sale at some price.

nah, man. in pattaya and bangkok there are entire streets full of 10/10 clubrat surgery stunners.

it is absolutely rediculous

Veeky Forumsizens go there for steroids, lifestyle, low cost of living, and prostitutes

i lived there for years

no he is right. if you dont want to do tourist visa runs you either need to buy elite visa for 15k USD every 5 years or invest several hundred thousand dollars. I think 300k but might be wrong.

but you can also just sign up for muay thai classes and get an ED visa for first few years.

Did you do the ED visa thing? If so, could you recommend me some good place to train at?
I planned on going to thailand to train a couple years ago but my doctor told me I had to stop doing MA cause of a bad hip(also had to stop training), I'm really tempted to say fuck it desu and just go...

Idk why I said the same thing twice, guess I'm tired kek

Yeah until the AIDS kicks in

would you recommend a virgin with fear of intimacy to break his streak of hardcore abstinence in the hands of a thai prostitute (female)?

>when i last visited they had 5 grades of ladies
fuck does that even mean? slim/fat but 5 grades? damn nigga

Why not 2, or even three at the same time? Worst you could do is looking like this, but rest assured: they want your money and don't care about your shyness

There is actually only one muay thai facility left in the country that does ED visas so you dont have any choice. IIRC it is in chiang mai. you can also get an ED visa for studying thai anywhere in the country but these days you actually have to go to class at least several hours per week.

It would be easiest to just get a 9 month tourist visa plus a few back to back 30 day entries. Then fly home and get a new passport and repeat.

By 9 month tourist visa i mean a triple entry

>110lbs
>6'2
t.slenderman

I joke that the day I lost my virginity was the day I fucked three hookers.
Biggest regret...was that i didn't fuck them all at the same time.

But seriously, I lost my virginity to a prostitute, then had sex with two more that same day.

Here's what i did.
1. Went on backpage.com and compiled a list of the ten best looking girls advertising for the closest city. I wrote their name, hour rate, and phone number.
2. Booked a night at a decent but not expensive hotel ( I think i paid like 75 - 100 USD)
3. Borrowed my dad's car. I told him i was taking a girl to a hotel to fuck her.
I legit went on a date the night before I asked him, but the date didn't go well. And I lied that it went REALLY well, and I would be losing my virginity to her the next time.
4. With about 700 USD in my wallet; I headed to the city with my hooker list, a reservation, and a bundle of nerves. I did stop by the liquor store to buy some alcohol.
5. Once settled, I worked down the list, until I met with three hookers. Each one was an "outcall" which meant I left my hotel room to go to their place to fuck. Then I would drive back to my room to regroup (aka drink more alcohol) then head out to the next. Repeat 3 times.

Overall it was a crazy day. I felt hollow, and depressed. Sex was this built up thing in my mind. You know the Disney tale bullshit this society feeds you is an illusion...
At the time I was incredibly depressed, but looking back on it, I'm glad i got it done with.
I kid you not, after that day, that same semester I fucked TWO girls from my classes.
It's like I had to overcome a mental barrier, to get to the next level.

You don't have to go across the world for sex. And if you're looking for an experience you have the power to make your own.
Nowadays you can even book pornstars to fuck with, just do your research.

I don't think you know how broken and empty I'd feel if sex will be a letdown. It's not because I'm hyping sex, after all it's just mechanics and pleasure - it's that, at the end of the day, my life is painfully incomplete and disappointing, and I kept this closeted feeling that "IF ONLY I WAS HAVING SEX EVERYTHING WOULD BE MUCH BETTER". You know? It's a defense mechanism, to keep me from accepting the fact that it's not lack of sex that's making my life miserable, it's my own goddamn fault. So if I had sex and it was a disappointment, I'd be left with nothing.

How old were you, and why didn't you wait to have sex with someone who wouldn't require monetary incentives to do it with you?

Master Toddy's in BKK does ED Visa for training Muay Thai.

No such thing as a triple anymore, there is multiple entry double's available at your home consulate/embassy and if timed correctly you can squeeze 9 months out of it.

>why didn't you wait to have sex with someone who wouldn't require monetary incentives to do it with you?

This almost doesn't exist.

Even 10/10 Chad has to have some money/income to be seen as an acceptable long term partner. There's no female that will be in a long-term relationship with a male NEET with no money, regardless of how attractive he is.

If it's something promiscuous, you still have to pay for the club/drinks/restaurant/transportation/hotel.

No woman on this Earth will fuck you without money, regardless of how attractive you are or how good your personality is, exceptions are EXTREMELY rare.

You know that's not what I meant. The question wasn't "why didn't you get it cheaper", but "why didn't you wait for someone who'd do it because they also liked you".

Incredibly easy to stay in Thailand for extended periods of time using ED visa's, multi entry tourist visa's, or Thailand Elite.

For dirty old sexpats (50+) you only need 1M baht ($30k usd) in a bank account for unlimited extensions.

It's incredibly easy to get laid by normal office working Thai girls if you lift and dress well (godmode if you can speak a little bit of Thai).

SRC: Lived in BKK for 3 years, working on the Internet for maximum financial arbitrage. EZ LIFE.

hey, it's me from Some questions:
How old are you? what are your experiences with the opposite sex?
And what makes you think about going down the path i took?

And some follow up advice.
-Make sure to wear a condom.
-Go with Outcalls or incalls (But never an Incall from where you live)
-Pay no more than 150 - 250 an hour.
-Book a full hour, not a half hour or worse the 15 min bullshit some offer.
-When you enter the bedroom place the money on the nightstand, where she can see it. Do NOT let her take it, she can count it if she want.
-Chat for a bit, 5 -15 mins, and escalate physically... If you don't know how to do it naturally, then you need to be verbally honest.
-She is going to be a bit scared too, because you're new to her, and you might be a cop. The sooner you both are naked, the less anxious she will be.
-Take in the experience for what it is. This isn't a porno, This isn't a movie, this is an experience in your life, just go with the flow. No big deal.

>How old are you?
Wizard. No I am not kidding.
>what are your experiences with the opposite sex?
A girl kissed me once, back in high school. Got some numbers. Had a date once. Fin.
>And what makes you think about going down the path i took?
Birthday coming up, feeling too old my life would ever change. That moment of, "aaah, it finally happened, things are turning up right" - that's not gonna happen anymore, not with someone my age who by now has expectations and experience. No woman in an appropriate age group to date me would ever be understanding to my situation, and I've been alone for so long I don't know how to be with other people anymore, not for longer than a few hours.
Also I kinda wish I wasn't born and I feel like doing something rash and uncharacteristic to negate that feeling.

>Go with Outcalls or incalls (But never an Incall from where you live)
Why?

Fuck it if you feel that depressed, and want to kill yourself, just say fuck it.

Everything good, cheap and rash is available in Thailand on the cheap.

Steroids, coke, hookers.

Just say fuck it t b h

I'd see a English speaking white girl and tell her your a virgin (mostly likely she will think its cool you chose her to have the experience with).

Its what I did and it was a fun experience. Asian hookers in Australia generally don't speak English well enough that I wouldn't recommend for first timers.

What's the name of the roid dude that fucks only child prostitutes?

>tfw his height starts with 5'

>and want to kill yourself
I don't want to kill myself, just kinda wishing I was never born. It's a more pathetic and passive approach to life.

>Steroids, coke, hookers.
The reason I haven't gone to a hooker by now is that I used to object to it. It's not only admitting defeat (I have to pay someone to want to fuck me / I'm running away from facing my fears), but also in some countries prostitutes are abused and have their passports stolen etc.. Not in Thailand, though, I admit.

What? Barely 2-3 guys in the whole vid who actually look like they lift (prob aussies), bunch of fat/skinny asians, old US pedos, and bydlo Russians.
AKA team camps a bretty gut.

>It's not only admitting defeat
Lel. Get some good meat, get some confidence, get basic fuging skills. Losing your virginity with a prostitute is not that bad. It's not having sex with stacy on a prom night ofc

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

Me again.

Well you're being very honest. I appreciate that.
From what you are telling me; In your mind, sex is being used as a defense mechanism for coping with your depression.
For you, it seems, you can hold onto the idea that sex is the cure. That once you have it, you will feel better.
But you already know the truth deep down inside. Which is fucking amazing, that you have the self awareness to see that.

What you describe is literally, a self limiting belief. Because you are putting so much value on sex (that with sex you can redeem your life and feel complete.), your interactions with others (especially women) will be affected by it. This will more often than not happen unconsciously, and while yourself and others may not consciously be aware of it...something will feel off.
And I say this from personal experience. Because once I came face to face with sex, and saw it for what it really was, my outlook changed. Was still the same old depressed guy, but i was able to lay woman after.

Now (5 years later) Im not (as much) depressed, and my outlook on life is good.
And like i said, it's better to gain the life experience than to go without it. Even for the sake of verifying what you know to be true.

Smashing apart the lies we tell ourselves (like sex is the cure), is one step closer to living in the truth.
I recommend you have sex, one way or another. To destroy your defense mechanisms and to deal with how life really is. You'll grow stronger because of it.
No rush man, do it when your ready. And just enjoy the experience.

It's not like that.

You know how the fitness industry confuses so many people with what it takes to get fit.
All these special diets, these workouts, and pills/machines/herbs/magic that will get you fit.

When really it comes down to something as simple as Calories in/out, and move your body.

It's the simple truth that people overlook.

And just like in fitness, there is a simple truth in getting women.

that video is honestly creepy as fuck.

>creepy
this is not creepy in the slightest compared to the shit posted on this website