Does anyone know how to unelectrify the bar?
Asking for a friend.
Get back from the water fountain
Jose Kelly
Tyler Carter
>gym blacksmith smelted half of the 45lb pl8s to create a new power-rack.
Not sure how I feel about this.
Jack Moore
>go to gym on Menagerie Monday with my lobster
>get tons of weird looks
>not a single other animal, even the cardio bunny I've been crushing on left her sloth at home
>apparently they moved Menagerie Mondays to Wednesdays and I never realized because they put the notice up near the women's squat pit
>be told that I won't be receiving any bench tokens for my flagrant violation of gym policy
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN ON CHEST DAY?
Brody Brown
>tfw gym's village idiot is me
Jacob Moore
kek
Caleb Myers
>forgot to put the kettlebell on the stove and didn't get to drink tea
Grayson Morris
Iktftbqhf
Also noice dubs
Ian Sullivan
shit on his face and then murder it because you've turned it into a fucking faggot just like you.
Adrian Green
>bounce and tumble day
>gym bounce house is burst
Cooper Ross
>begin biggest bench of my life
>all the guys in the gym run over while whipping out their dicks
>they jack off furiously all over my abs
>repeating "no homo" over and over
>finish my reps
>rack weights and sit up, cum running down my body
>all the guys saying good job
>take turns giving me gentle kisses on the lips
>I love this gym