Has Crossfit invented a new body type?

yes its called disgusting

Stomach vacuums, cable wood choppers, hanging sit ups (both mostly straight back, and curling/crunching up)

Pretty sure female roidmode has been around since the 50s

>injecting testosterone as an estrogen-based lifeform

>all them roidguts

Where did you find this?

> skinny
> Fat

You mean normal?

I googled something like "crossfit women"

What wizard can bind so many golems at once?

lmao those roidguts

Do girls who use hgh have giant uteruses

hownu.ru

dont inject chinese bathtub chemicals

>ectomorph
>endomorph
>mesomorph
>crossfitomorph

Yeh, injured

No, bodybuilders where faster. That bebzon is form hgh and insulin, which aren't virilizing (could use an input from english speakers, if it's proper form) but are highly anabolic, so I guess they would be preferred by women.

You're telling her to do all the exercises, but all that strenuous weightlifting is was led to those horrid muscular bellies in the first place. If you're a woman and want a nice midriff, run and watch your diet. That's all.

spinal surgery isn't a body type

Thoughts on Brooke Wells' workout of the day?

youtube.com/watch?v=GcgUMxprBK8

normally I prefer my girls THINNN however this one even with a little bit of tummy is kind of hot. her muscular, athletic frame is different and dare I say turning me on.

what the hell is wrong with me? crossfitters are suddenly good-looking

>Roidgut + massive core muscles

woew

real question

How many fucking bars and bumper plates do these retards burn through from abusing all their equipment?

>front rows
just snap my shit up, senpai

kek, ugly hoes have been around for ages, user

>roiding for this

eh

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just fridge mode

Sorry,
>Stomach vacuums
>Wood choppers of such high reps low weight it becomes an aerobic exercise
>Sit ups of such high reps it becomes an aerobic exercise
>Roman chair of such high reps and multiple angles it becomes aerobic
>More stomach vacuums
and
>Stretch your abs

It's heavy core work that demands high internal abdominal pressure that creates roid gut. I had roid gut without roids, just because my core work came from lifting instead of actual ab work

Nigga Olympic bars and bumper plates are designed to be fine being dropped with well in excess of 500lb on them, they are breaking from being dropped with 50lbs on

What's with modern cultures obsession with abs?

It's literally the hinge point for everything. Literally the core of a person, the Sol. I hear will power comes from the guts mostly, so it's probably a Will obsession.

yeah kinda, seems to be a specific steroid stack coupled with compound lifts that turns these women into fridges

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>Implying any of those excercises will reduce the intestinal swelling causing the roid gut.

Kek though, kek.

If shes only using 135lb, why does it look like 100kg?

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>those fat legs
>that core
What in the fuck

This + cardio

black crossfit bumper plates

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Roid gut is caused by hgh you fucking troglodyte. You had an inflated abdominal area for 2 possible reasons.
1. You have no idea how to control your core and you look like a nat geo tribes man.
2. Your diet is shit and you are bloated all the time.

someone shoop this so she's holding a sip plz

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How the fuck is that shit floating in the air?

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don't abuse insulin/hgh

lol not even 135lbs; "brooke is using 95lbs"

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Here you go pal

>Roid gut is caused by hgh

WRONG

Tia clair toomey competed in the olympics in 2015 she would have been disqualified if she was roiding.... she came in second.. theyr just fit.

lmao

no

you low IQ mongrel, do your own research this shit is basic

Olympics don't occur in odd number years

maybe xhe meant the washed up loser olympics

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>shillfit games
>comparing to Olympics
idoigntdohnfyl
pic related is your ideal BF

speaking of the olympics who was that pale girl with the short blonde hair that competed in oly lifting? she was super cute, wore all black singlets, actually lifted heavy and invalidated all of crossfit by being better looking and better lifting.

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samantha wright

>olympians don't roid
>bwhahahahahahahahaha

If yours can be seen, it means you're not a fat shit.

ty senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=hpCbpyVYqnM
11/10 outta my way fucking crossfit fuckin pregnant alien lookin shits

>Coalburner
>11/10

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>hinge point for everything
hips
glutes are king inb4 fart cuntreres

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I actually want a fridge core because i have wide hips, but i dont feel like doing crossfit.

What exercises can give me a blocky stomach?

HGH

youtube.com/watch?v=wzD3s-taa7Q

looks like a tranny

pretty sure fridgemode is not new.

Lordosis is so unattractive, fuck.

Hey this is actually pretty nice shoop

funny!

this is why i hate crossfit
>fuck form
>do as many as possible as fast as possible

I want to lick her armpits

holy fuck what the fuck is happening here? is this what a crossfit gym looks like?

how do you end with a body like this? fucking disgusting

thank you for the new short haired girl fetish

you shut your whore mouth

>dat core
hnnng

Please post more, I can't remember when I last laughed this much.

Not today noose, not today.

what mode is this?

Please talk more about number 1. Thank you.

omg lmao

That was so hard to watch. This is completely absurd

notice how when the men compete there are no tennis balls on the ends of the hurdles, but theyre there when the women compete

this means that some dude had to have stabbed himself on one

what volume is this?

not sure how much more crossfit shit i have but i have a lot of retarded webms

I suspect the exercise would work just as well without the obstacles. Maybe even better better since the rate of banged up elbows, sprained wrists and fractured hip and tail bonew would be substantially smaller.

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Bebzon. Witam kolegę z Polski.

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That scares me.