Things only Veeky Forums understand

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i hate normies so god damn much

>was dating some girl
>3rd date we go back to hers
>It was leg day and she lived in a 3rd floor apartment
>Hate her as I get up the stairs
>In her place after a while I desperately need to shit
>Ask to use her bathroom but don't tell I need to shit
>Get in there and let bombs fly
>One of them long clingy snek like shits but it felt good
>Realise there's no paper
>What a shit host
>Only option is newspaper
>Wipe my ass with it and clean my ass in the sink because newspaper doesn't have that precision toilet paper does
>Can't flush newspaper because I don't want along came polly scenario
>End up chucking it out of the window
>Luckily it flew with the wind
>An hour or so later things are getting sexual in the crib
>*knock knock*
>Police
>Complaint from the ground floor apartment about fecal matter on page 3
>The shit flew back and landed in their garden
>Didn't realise they had a garden
>Didn't realise he was outside having a smoke
>Apologise and explain and apologise some more
>Get a warning and he leaves
>Turn to QT3.14, smile and wave and immediately leave
>Passed the police officer on the stairs down

>Things only Veeky Forums understand
>posts something that literally every person who lifts and has a healthy social life understands

dat projecting

I just drink vodka neat these days, I get completely fucked, how come it doesn't give me a hangover?

Yet a few beers and some wine will kill me for the entire day afterwards.

Next time ask her if she has any tissues so you can blow your nose and use that. You can flush tissue. Or just, yknow wash your ass instead in general lmfao.

Better than the guy who pissed all over a girl's bathroom and shit in the tub because he had to piss and shit at the same time and got too hard to do both at the same time.

>having a leg day at all
and even then
>leg day having an impact at all on your mobility

Want to know how I know you're on your first month of lifting?

>Hit the trees after gym
>Can feel and visualize every single muscle with great precision, the soreness sending waves of ecstasy throughout my body
>Enjoying a relaxing nature hike and then going above and beyond on my bulkan macros
>That heavenly fap before going to sleep

I love me some lazy weekends sometimes

>Can feel and visualize every single muscle with great precision, the soreness sending waves of ecstasy throughout my body

Fuaaarrk, that's the best
Being able to feel the muscle with so much precision during an exercise is like a drug
Maybe even literally since physical exertion releases dopamine

>job involves heavy lifting from time to time
>gym 4 times a week
>sprain wrist at work, probably fatigued from combination of work/gym
>no upper body for 3 weeks
>routine gets thrown out, forget to have protein/creo shakes regularly
>literally watched myself shrink over the last two weeks

Maybe even more literally than that because I think he meant he got high

Yeah I got that
But even without getting high I think anyone in here can testify to that feeling of being able to visualize just what's happening under your skin while you're lifting

>look at this normie projecting
Go kiss your gf fag

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other than climbing the stairs this is just regular non-fit related degeneracy

>posting anime

kill yourself and stay lonely incel.

Becouse vodka is the most "clear" alcoholic drink.

>Work 45 hour weeks now, usually turns in to 50
>Never time in a day to eat enough
>Exhausted by the time I get to gym
>All my lifts are stalling
>Happiness of youth fading
>All my coworkers only care about having a beer after work, none of them are dedicated to anything except work

I honestly thought my life would be worth more than this. This fucking sucks.

>Yeh, I'm just a lucky guy

>Change your diet
>Join the S I P B O Y S
>Get preworkout

>Go early in the morning
>Go after work or @night

>Get some equipment for @home