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where you live m8?

I'm a blacksmith/farmer/forester It's a pretty fun job and it keeps me reasonably healthy. Lots of fresh vegetables and meat, tons of moving heavy shit around, hitting heavy shit with other heavy shit, and I get paid for it.

Brainlet in university

debating dropping out and joining the navy

Work on a farm.

that's fucking manly user, mirin

Work as a civil engineer in road construction. good pay and interesting field, if you're considering engineering I would take a look at it

Mechanical engineer here. Contemplating teaching.

How does education works in the US outside of college?

Like how do you become a retail dealer, craftsmen etc.?

I drive for UPS and it only proves that farmers walks do jackshit

Are you me? Like that is literally me. Can't be an actor though because I'm a kangaroo and no body wants male actors unless they're ripped.

Police Officer in Europe. I want to be on our SWAT team, which is one of the reasons I started lifting.

I lead a landscaping and hardscaping crew

If I wasn't a foreman on these jobs I'd consider suicide

Piss off and go and arrest a white woman for not letting a rag head rape her.

Fuck off back to /pol/ faggot, you don't even lift.

Thanks brah, have another pic.

Police Officer from Bong Land.
Not to interested in Firearms, would like to beat Dog Handler but at the minute I'm Response so it's all good. Nothing like chasing shitbag burglars at 01:29 in the morning.
Do weights mostly for town centre 'bundles' and some HIIT for good foot chase stamina.

I'll be damned if I ever turn into a fat piece of shit that can't catch a criminal because I ate too many pizza's or burger's.

Care to share entry requirements? I'm currently in LEO school and my ideal career path would include SWAT.

Ooo nicely crafted

I can't be one because I'm too hair and brown

Pls leave Veeky Forums and don't return so the rest of us can have a better experience.

security guard

If he looks like ripped Chad i don't think so. If i'd be rich and my son would be 6'3'' ripped God i wouldn't mind him being shut in neet, i'd parade him around like an show animal around my friends to show them my superior offspring.

no job atm but im planning to go back to that slavery soon

I consider joining my local Police force too if my engineering study fails.

No thank you, I'd rather stay.

Heavy equipment mechanic for the police. It never gets too hard but after a whole day of working on cars it can be hard to get home and motivate myself to lift.

1. I don't go on /pol/ as it's full of spastics.
2. Prove I don't lift.
3. What has lifting got to do with anything anyway? I lift a bit but mainly do running and seeing as this if Veeky Forums not /lift/ I think I'll stay.

Do you find that it's a help or a hindrance to your gains? If you have an office job where you just sit at a desk all day, it's bad for you and affects your gains but if you have a job that's too physical it can tire you out too much to do a proper workout.

I'm finishing my master in neuroscience, after that i would like to do a phd

Solutions Engineer for a tech company.

Veeky Forums grill here. What job that's active can I find? I know I'm too weak for some active jobs but I can't stand office work. I would love to be on my feet all day.

Pls no memes I genuinely need help

waitress

>t. Closeted homo incest fetishist

>is not a closeted homo incest fetishist
Never gonna make it.

how much do you make?

how are you guys holding up with arab invasion and such.

Answer honestly bro, I would love to hear your insight

you got a website ill buy a knife off ya. Support the Veeky Forums senpai

Cleaning, no lie, esp if you are in a hotel or building with no elevator

personal trainer. Can be a great paying job if you have a good personality and pretty. The goodlooking personal trainers at golds make nice money, all have nice cars and never look stressed.

Might go for it. Exams are pretty expensive here though

Do you get mired by tech qties?

$600 I'm bought to make a career change and do it myself. The goodlooking guys there all seem to be doing well also. I fit that description. And it's fit related, your helping people and you get to work on your sales skills.

After a few years you can branch out on your own and if fails you can always find a good solid job at any gym.

Here

nasm.org/become-a-personal-trainer

or

acefitness.org/fitness-certifications/personal-trainer-certification/

read this thread
reddit.com/r/personaltraining/comments/5xothr/what_certification_should_i_get_to_get_a_job_a/

Thanks! I'm in the U.K. so it might be a bit different though.

It'd be ideal because honestly I enjoy nothing other than lifting.

30/hr

right, I fought it for years. Doing other jobs, but once I sat down and really saw how much they made, the time it takes to get to a good salary, and the ceiling which really does not exist.

It's like why do anything else, and your coworkers are all in that same mindset. It seems like a nice life.

you started at that? Is this in the U.S?

Well, I was thinking of becoming a theif. My homie stole some protein shakes and powder from Whole Foods the other day, so maybe I could steal stuff and resell em. Or maybe do operations well I jump inside construction scenes and steal equipment or something. Still deciding. Anyone got any advice?

Yeah, southern contract starts at 28 tops at 35

Student finishing up my history degree, work operations at an on campus theater and an old folks home on the weekends. Started getting Veeky Forums 6 months ago after I committed to wanting to do law enforcement. Ultimate goal is FBI and I'm contemplating either picking up Arabic or refreshing my Spanish for the resume.

what are the requirements?

I do nothing but think about my worthlessness.

How do you make a profit? Supplements are expensive to buy especially in bulls like shop owners need to do. How do you get your supplements? A whole sale store or from somewhere else?

Apprentice motor engineer (mechanic)

>shit pay
>push/pull routines every day
>hard to get motivation to lift at the end of it
Class bants though

/police/ here

he buys chinese bathtub chemicals at nigger slave price then relabels them.

Op is a legit snake oil merchant and has zero honor.

Steal something worthwhile like jewelry or large safe deposits. Just follow a course to become a locksmith and then use your newly acquired powers for evil. Also wear a costume with a cape.

I work in medical research currently as a side job whilst studying medicine. Going to specialise in uroloy after I hope. (Inb4 dick jokes)

Hospice worker here. One of my patients is a 48-year-old lady with cancer that's causing holes in her abdomen that are oozing toxic, cancerous, horrific smelling blood. When she's awake she in 200/10 pain, so we have to load her up with meds every hour to keep her out. She's been with us for nearly two weeks now and hasn't eaten anything and barely drinking any water, but is still holding on because the cancer is mostly in her stomach and bowels, and she has a strong heart. We have three other patients to juggle as well. Shit's rough, my dudes.

I think it really depends what kind of work I did that day some cars are a pita to work on and really take their mental and physical till. Some days are so easy I feel like I got a nice warm up before hitting the gym.
Still beats doing a desk job though I've had one and it made me drink a lot more alcohol.

work from home, wish to start a food business one day

Concrete finisher here. My job site is my gym.

I know. But I believe the Way of the Theif is becoming invested in its discipline in every way. Going back to my homie, he could have easily paid for the powder (though Whole Foods is expensive as fuck so i don' blame him), but instead he used that as an opportunity to master his backpack snag technique.

you should be able to dose them LSD and let them go out in peace

>selling the powdered jew

Cop in a large sized city in the American South. I'm in a high crime area so I have a ton of cardio to do. Keeping on muscle (with stress, odd hours, running, etc) is the hardest part unless I want to go to SWAT... but I want to be a homicide detective.

Hoping to work for Austin Police Department in about a year, question for you and the other Veeky Forums officers, would SWAT prevent you from ever advancing to detective? Is it a dead end?

Also, does coming from out of the area make it less likely that I'll be hired?

is TRT and HGH covered by your health insurance?

met police here, for us you pretty much streamline once you've picked a speciality - why would the higher ups want to spend money training you to do armed rapid response, for you to up and change to working as a detective? It's hard to switch out of a specialised role, definitely not impossible though.

I wanted to do riot response to try it out, but after realising it was locking me in to years of it, I backed out to pursue my investigation license instead.

That's actually becoming a goal of mine: open up my own hospice house with LSD and psilocybin as options for medication.

Accounting.

Brother-in-law did SWAT for a while, is now a detective.

NEET, currently getting 90 NEET bucks 5 days a week, live at home so I get to save it all feels good man.

> he fell for the "15 year olds have the highest testosterone" meme

Umm, it depends on your department culture on how they view officers changing hats.

My department likes for the cops to move around a lot so they don't get bored with their duties, but I know most other departments don't like crossing certain fields.

SWAT is seen as the "dumb muscle" field and detective as the "brainy" field. And they don't like to promote from each other. But then again you can always "promote out" by becoming Sargeant/Lieutenant/Captain and getting back as a patrolman and then in a year or two putting in for a detective.

You should speak to the beat cops of the agency you're interested in to find out for sure.

Own a medium-high class restaurant

was considering becoming a chef but it seems like really awful
love cooking but it's completely different

how?

forensic technician with a state medical examiner's office.

I don't do online sales, I'm more than busy enough with local business.

Anyone here work for FBI/ATF/Homeland Security/ ICE? What's it like? Is the pay worth it?

Idk don't know what to do with my life. I'm 23 and I feel like my life is already over. I dropped out of school and I work in a retail store with other college drop outs and high school kids.

Fucking hate my life so much. Thinking of just becoming a office cuck and get a simlpe desk job.

learn a trade seriously

its practical and much better than a desk cuck job

Grain Elevator laborer. Its lots of shoveling and loading railcars hence my back is fucked. pay isn't bad though

>supplement shop owner

Oh one of those dudes in Miami who gives baseball players PEDs.

I'm a groundman for an electrical contracting company. I hate it, but sometimes like it. It's a Veeky Forums job because I'm lifting heavy shit all the time and have built some muscle.

i lift 50kg bags and drive a forklift

in college for a hvac right now, studying for my gas 2 cert. and to get ready for a union hopefully when i get out
have a friend who's in a steamfitters union and he says most people make 55/hr+overtime when they finish their apprenticeship
if anyone is uncertain about what to do with their life and they aren't really an academic type seriously consider picking up a trade. finishing up a job is fufilling and there's so much money to be made

How do I get into this?

There are 3 routes.
>Teach yourself
This is what I mostly did and it's hard as balls. Blacksmithing isn't really something you can learn from a book, as written text can't fully explain every little thing you're doing wrong
>go to school
There are schools that teach blacksmithing, but they are expensive
>get an apprenticeship
This is extremely difficult as they almost always expect you to already be proficient because if you don't know how to blacksmith, then you aren't very much use.

I'd suggest you find someone willing to teach you or pay for a demonstration, those will cost you like $250 for a 2 day course though.
adirondackfolkschool.org/afs/index.php?m=CatPage&catid=5

how 2 get this job?