BBQ

Hello son
How would you like your steak?

medium-rare bitch, fuck me up son

I'll have a salad

Bloody rare, mate

Rare

FUCKING RAW

Well done

It's the perfect way to cook a steak.

i to will have a medium rare

Thanks

With a side of dubs

ruining a perfectly good steak

medium is best

im vegan

Do you have any tuna ?

No steak for me, thanks. Oh, you have falafel? 10 wraps with lettuce and babaganoush.

Inside a burger with eggs and a side of onion rings and beer.
>*then proceeds to punch father in face and take his place at the bbq turning the hot food with his bare hands.
NnJAAAGGRRRGHGGGG!!!!!!!!

yeah boss you show him

It took me nearly twice a long to fill out the captcha than it did to actually type this message, wtf is wrong with this site?

>eating steak

Grill me some tofu and vegetables instead

>Bites into fathers scrotum and steals his testosterone.
>then places steak and testosterone on table and covers it 14 scoops.
>punches ingredients until a shake is formed
>drinks shake
>???

Same for me thanks

medium please.

Walk Hard is disgustingly underrated

raw, then beat him to death, because I am an anarcho-primitivist who believes in neither cooking food, nor the evil restraints of hierarchy

Seven scoops of steak powder.

I'll eat some kangaroo mate. Medium rare

I always ask for medium, because then it inevitably gets overcooked, I end up with a delicious medium-well

Roo is really gamey. I can't handle the taste personally

medium rare because i'm a cookie cutter porn addict

Well done, extra ketchup.

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