/manlet/ stories

>hear a crashing noise while benching
>a shriek follows
>turn around
>a fat manlet tried jumping to reach the pull bar again on the power cage and fell on his back
>gets up
>scoffs
>tells to himself "till next time we meet again"
>goes back to curling a 45lb dumbbell

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Got any more stories that totally happened?

fuck off fag this shit aint funny unlike the FPH threads, kill your self

FUCK OFF, lanklet!

Yeah m-man its not fucking funny at all unlike FPH threads which don't target me directly and are therefore funny right?? Manlets are r-real men!!!

who the fuck makes this shit?

I'm not manlet fuck you, this shit is just plain retarded and unfunny.

I've made a few in my time. Probably the greatest achievements of my life.

>making a manlet hate thread

I don't hate manlets, bc manlets can't help being manlets. I hate fat people bc they CAN help being fat, but they're usually so ignorant that they do nothing about their condition. Their ignorance is funny.

That's why fph threads are funny, and shit like this isn't

>Haha look at this manlet!
6'1" reporting in

incel/r9k school shooter types

Fuck manlets, they aren't real men, shorties on suicide watch

how does it feel to have one of the most unattractive qualities a man could have?

How tall are the people that go to your gym on average.

I'm 5"10 and even on the most busy days I'd only see 2-3 people at my height or taller.

I'm Hispanic and live in a predominately Hispanic eara though.

I'm 6'2 22. I was 6'2 in Jr.high. Nobody ever gave a shit about my height. I was friends with a 5' 90lb guy and nobody gave a shit about his height either. He didn't care.

There's a few "God" type bodies at my gym. (6'2" or taller and ripped) but I'm also 5'10" in a urban area in a rural southern state and mostly everyone is my height or a bit taller.

I'm good looking enough where it doesn't matter. Soon to enter God mode myself, only I'm Hermes.

that's because 5'10 is about average so neither of you were too far from it. people only start gawking at height if you are like 6'4 or taller or under 5'6.

i'm 6'8 and i get questioned about my height all the time

>179 cm
>God denied me to be king of manlets

I'm a 5'11" manlet and I love these threads.

>5'11

Shall I fetch the midget concubines m'lord?

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