How do you get hamplanets like this guy back into shape Veeky Forums?

>sample size of one
>1973

yes clearly this is the best and safest method, that's why it was apparently done once in human history

So you're suggesting string instruments could be the obesity recovery breakthrough we're looking for?
Interesting thesis. I'm sure something like Sabre Dance could really get them sweating.

underrated

muuuuh legzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, watch moooooo legzzzzzzzz

this has got to be the most retarded time period to live in. I think that in all of recorded history we never have encountered something as depraved as this.

Sure, people could get fat in the past. Emperors and other degenerates. But look at this.

Future generations would look at this and then laugh at us. if they dont become fatter as well.

putting someone that big under for any amount of time is risky

So serious question
Does this guy have some fucked up medical condition which causing that inhuman amount of fat to to expand the way it does on his legs
Or did he legitimately do this to himself by extreme over eating and inactivity?

The latter

how many calories a day would you even need to get like that?
10,000? 20,000?

6 or 7k i reckon, he's not moving at all, ever.

Extreme over-eating and inactivity. He's so fat his body cannot contain it, the excess cellulite literally leaks through his skin. Just imagine how fat you'd have to be for that to happen, it's basically Akira-type shit.