JUST
JUST
>beta is too autistic to notice the signs a girl wants the dick
>tries to pass off his autism as alpha behavior
JDIYS SENPAI
Go ahead and validate her like she wants so that you can ensure you never bang her.
Hit her with a question mark
Have you made it? She won't ask if she doesn't want it
>tfw you fell for the acting uninterested meme
Say yeah I do
Send the emoji of the monkey covering his eyes if you wanna bang her, if you don't send the emoji of the monkey covering his mouth
user LISTEN TO THIS MAN PLEASE
You must earn my dick but don't worry, you're doing fine :)
This is actually a good idea, if she asks again ask her what she means or why she's asking
She must be fat and or desperate
Stay misterious!!!
>?
Or
>Who knows :^)
Whoa, is that what that means?! She sent me the first one! To bad she lives so far away..
>who knows :^)
She will after this comment.
"What is sex?"
Godlike chatter right here, monkey is the best answer
Ask her if she want to have sex with you.
He did try, he actually managed to pass his autism as alpha behaviour
What kind of cryptic thot language is this?
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Why?
didn't* fuck
This is your golden opportunity to open up about some weird fetish you have. You didn't make a move because you didn't know if she would be comfortable with it.
She seems desperate enough to let you piss on her or some degenerate shit.
This. But also use the monkey emoji.
at last, i finally see
>pissing
>degenerate
Fuck off vanilla boy
Reply "What did you mean by this?"
> the lord's word has taught me to only have marital sex
"Haha. What are you doing on X? Let's meet up."
That's how it's done lads.
OP already ruined it by responding so quickly before, and then taking a long break after she dropped a bombshell question though.
>"I don't want to have sex"
>pause
>"I want to fuck your brains out"
there you go
>all these lustful heathens on here actually wanting casual sex
Sex before marriage is a sin, and adultery is a grave sin.
Leave it unanswered until you meet her next. If you do want to fuck her, make the move next time you meet.
Post something OP, you slow faggot.
fullblown autists
>tfw too pure for premarital sex
How is that autism, you dummy? Not everyone keeps up with thot talk.
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Hey girl sorry i really like you but i really wanna show u MY BENIS :D pls respond
guaranteed poontang
Lol wtf are you doing mate pls be fake
Alright sure
THE ABSOLUTE SAINT
lmao
alright you got me OP guess ill stick around this thread and see what happens
ok
You'll make a fine wizard, lad!
Good.
Awful. You fucking faggot.
Wizard in the making, boys.
God bless you user
MADMAN
the absolute madman
Wow, such fail
Aw shiit it's getting liiii, shiit it's getting liiiit
thats it im done with this board
>can't get hard
t. low test fatfuck
post her response if you will
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Good thing to see that there are other vanilla fags on this board.
Sex only between two people who love eachothers and will marry in the future.
Holy shit
>tfw youre a sex god who doesnt have sex
edited 2 messages out because of personal info
My man.
How fat is this chick be honest, never seen a girl so thirsty.
>I just tend to have a spark with people
Please kill yourself
She wants it real bad
There's absolutely nothing wrong with your answer if that's really how you feel. Godspeed user.
lel
She's causing flood in her apartment becasue of her vaginal juices. Bitches love when you deny them.
Hopefully you have the courage to come out of the closet one day.
You fucking autist
She wants it. Now put a ring on it.
>merely asking
she is talking herself out
good job user
kek
Respecting women 2017
God bless
what the fuck is wrong with women
>on a board where 9 out of 10 people are lonely af, sexually deprived
>you turn it down
She better be ugly af or fat or something
so why dont you wanna fuck her?
>YEAH YOU DO
Yep, she wants the d
There is no way she is under 175 pounds.
>all these thirsty faggots shitting on OP for wanting to keep himself for his future wife
Lmao, let this be lesson for you faggots. Strong men who value themselves have plenty of women to chose from while you starved betas couldn't get a 400 pounds land whale to jerk you off.
wow I'm glad we have a tripfag here to bless us with his analysis of the situation
>I just can't get hard
You forgot a period after this sentence.
What's wrong?
But I have a whale to jerk me off.
Respect is earned not given freely, I'll respect a traditional girl not some tinder skank.
You are a gigantic faggot user. I hope you enjoy your (you)s
Thanks for the (You) lad. Have a (You) on the house.
You're the one asking if they don't care/want to have sex with you, right?
>tinder skank
She's clearly a friend of his
thanks bud
>tfw in the same boat with OP
100% serious
It's true and extremely sad.
We should be commending him for his honesty and willpower, not putting him down because he's not a filthy fucking degenerate like most of the roiding narcissistic faggots on this board.
>doesn't send eggplant emoji followed by peach emoji followed by purple devil emoji
not gonna make it brah
>tfw a girl asked me out on a date
>I unironically told her I'm "more of a lone wolf"
>She said she meant to hang out as friends
>Told her I don't need friends
this was 4 days ago should i kill myself? I'm over 18 and i still behave like this
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> Fishing for a " fuck me before marriage "
> Traditional girl
wtf do you mean?
She's ate that shit up and she thirsty for his dick and his dick alone.
Abstinence is superior alpha.
Makes every other guy look like a monkey with his dick in his hand to chicks that experience a true man with willpower.
All this time and nobody has asked for pics, wtf fit?
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