Mirin stories

>be me
>in mandatory fitness class in college
>wear tank to gym for class today
>milf teach has body of 25 yo
>she keeps quick glancing the arms as she talks to class
>she sees that I saw her
>she struggles to keep talking while smiling embarrassingly
>caught the milf mirin' the gainz
>mfw

Yep

>get mired most days
>girl told me she would do me
>a girl a work keeps flirting with me

>dont get mired by the girl I like
>all other mires are empty bro's

>at my job
>someone from high school comes in
>haven't seen this girl in ages
>she's surprised to see me but somehow recognizes me, comes up and hugs me
>"Wow user, you go so big!"
>"Haha, you too"
>she walks away confused
>realize what I said

Mmmm yeah I like that keep going! What happened after?

I guess so. I'm just sadcunt after all with shitty genes. I make people uncomfortable too.

acapulco as fuck

today

>be at weed store with friend
>lol degenerate
>he is looking at bong shit
>walkign around
>hot lesbo couple
>hotter 'female' one is sexy as fuck
>shes mirin me the whole time

almost everywhere I go there is 1 that is mirin.

>be me, 180 lbs skinny fat DYEL mode
>Lift hard, make gains, people mire me
>no one ever jumped on my dick or anything but i got some compliments
>kept at it. more is more... right?
>right?
>made it
>275 lbs Thor mode
>No one mires me ever unless i'm squatting
>only other dudes mire me when im squatting and talk to me about how impressive my depth is.
>I think i intimidate women now.
>my friends talk about how beast mode i am these days but thats about it.

Veeky Forums i didnt know i was signing up for this.

>Been training on and off since then, but last few months have made a real effort
>Arms are bigger, shoulders wider, chest more defined
>Start wearing more fitting clothes
>Meeting up with friends I used to work with years ago
>My old gym buddy who got me into lifting and remembers what I used to look like says I'm looking pretty good
>Girl I used to like touches my arms and chest a few times, might of been by accident but I like to think she was mirin
>Go to gay club (they're the only place open late on a Wednesday in this city and some of my friends are gay)
>Just enjoying my drink by the bar
>Friend tells me guys behind me are mirin, tells me to talk to them
>I ain't gay, but gay mirin is still mirin
>Next morning get message from girl telling me I looked really good and should keep up the gym

This has never happened to me before. A-am I making it?

I just recent started exercising but I would notice girls mirin. I'm a bit fat but I have a pretty big chest and broad shoulders.

>at a bar
>coming back from restroom heading back outside.
>this girl just rushes in and is about to run into me.
>she puts her hand on my chest and looks up.
>she says"excuse...oh"
>I see her bite her lip and go into the restroom

She was a thick white girl, I would of.

The secret is being drunk so your autism doesn't takes its own initiative.

>Post gym session
>Asian genetics kicks in
>Feel like Teriyaki Chicken
>Go to the supermarket
>Get ingredients
>See hot check out girl
>Have a good pump on at the moment
>Pheromones secretion intensified
>Lock eyes
>scanned my chicken, soy sauce, sake, ginger
>Gave her the money
>She said thank you
>Just as I was walking out I could see her running after me
>She forgot to bag something
>Mirin
>Smile at her and said thanks
>Went home and made dinner

Pic related

Yesterday a girl followed me to each and every station I worked out at, doing workouts near me and looking at me a lot. Went on for 6 stations. Then she followed me to the cooldown room and stood around for awhile as I stretched. She eventually left after standing there looking at her phone for a few minutes probably to go do her own workout.

As she was leaving I noticed she had two disgusting moles on her chest and that she is too far below my standards for me to have wasted my time on. I would never have sex with someone like that. That's what I keep tellong myself so I don't feel so bad about not saying a single word to someone who was clearly interested in me.

I had my first obvious mire today

>Finish workout
>Radiating that post workout bliss
>Style on point, tight shirt, legs being thicc in jeans from squoots
>Riding in tram
>Some 25-27 year old qt with short dark hair sitting closeby
>Notice her starting at my ass while looking at my phone
>Look at her
>Glances away
>Keep looking and give a smile
>She quickly looks back and smiles while looking to the side
>Leaves at my station
>Notice her looking at me in the window reflection AGAIN

Felt good man.

>This has never happened to me before. A-am I making it?

you are there bro, you just have to come out.

No, if they accept to go out with you with those pics when they see you're even better then they thought they'll be turned on

>if they accept
He might get more. I never got an okayish looking girl from tinder.

The boyfriend of my female friend looked at my arms and chest while I was wearing a tightish shirt and asked if I worked out. I said that I just vacuumed a lot.

>best friend begs me to go to the bar with him and be his wing man
>he ends up landing this alright chick
>at the bar watching the game while they're dancing
>cute little azn comes sits next to me
>"whats the score?"
>blah blah blah
>cutie patootie azn keeps glancing at my arms and chest
>"you must work out a lot"
>"yeah I guess"
>thats me playing it cool
>"can I feel your muscles?"
>hike up shirt sleeve and flex
>qt3.14 azn feeling on my arm
>"wow your so hard"
>trying so bad not to fuck this up
>"yeah, I am pretty hard"
>wink and smile
>azn giggles and lightly slaps my arm "oh my god!"
>"yeah you better get used to saying that tonight"
>take a drink from my glass
>little azn smiling ear to ear giggling trying to figure out what to say next
>slide my drink over
>takes a drink
>"so..." my azn admirer says
>"so im thinking we should blow this joint so I can blow you because I'm craving some cream of sum yung guy right now"
>grab him and throw him over my shoulder

Feelsbadman you can never relax

Top kek.

>be me
>never been mired

that's my story lads

nice dinosaur variant, you really got me there, brah
never change, Veeky Forums...

kek'd

>Wal-Mart parking lot
>wearing joggers, I have some pretty good calves
>40 something year old black woman walks by me
>"you've got really pretty legs"
>blurt out an autistic y-you too because I can't take compliments, insecurities
>"I'm not talking about your pants, I'm talking about your legs. You really fill out those pants well."
>thank her and drive home
Did I make it?]

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Honestly, good on you. I have no problem talking to girls, but if that bitch was so into you, she should've just talked to you.
Fuck that coy lurking shit girls do. It's [current year], you can fucking initiate a conversation too, bitch.

Another unlucky guy with shitty face here. Just aim for 5-6s/10 (granted you're pretty lean with impressive body as it will draw attention instead of your face) and you should be fine.

>wearing tank and short shorts

you're "that guy", they were gawking, not miring.

I got one like that

>Yesterday
>in a meeting at work
>Im wearing khakis, a collared shirt with the sleeves rolled up cause its hot
>forearms lookin good
>some mousy girl is speaking from the other side of the table directly across from me
>she me in the eyes while talking, then starts looking down at my body
>stops talking for 2 secs
>looks back up and away from me then starts talking again after finding where she left off

>at Taco Bell
>ask girl for a burrito
>she hands it me
>after I say thank you she says you're welcome with a hint of sex in her voice
>she was fucking wet
>I would have fucked the shit out of her
>all night long

I've only been lifting for a month but feels good to get mired regularly

top kek

>Tfw day 10 of Ostarine
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

you sound like one of those bitches who is looking for sympathy instead of actually wanting to off themselves

I'm happy for you user.

4years of lifting

no mires

I don't think her face was better thank a 6, breh. Also tons of makeup.

top lel

>Be me, not seen university pals for 6-7months because live far away. In meantime been lifting.
>Got to party with them wearing shirt so can't see my gainz.
>Am sleeping over so change into tank top and shorts for bed.
>Everyone is like "damn user you arms"
> Y-you too.

Don't even know why because I've only gone from skele to toned DYEL with a bit of definition in arms.

After that start wearing shirt sleeves/rolling sleeves up at work, notice female colleagues are always putting hands on my biceps with slight squeeze when they need to slip past (crowded work place) where they didn't before.

One colleague was having trouble with an ex and another pipes up and says don't worry if there's any trouble we'll get muscles on him and squeezes my arm. Really confuses me because I'm nowhere near big.

Have I just changed a lot and not realised?

Ive had several nurses and doctors be surprised as fuck when they hear I have diabetes, high blood pressure, hypothyroidism etc. because I look like Im in such a good shape.

Not sure if it counts as an actual mire but definitely felt good to hear someone acknowledging my physique which I've worked hard for.

Kek

Girl recently came up to me before class and started taking. I guess I gave some autistic responses because she doesn't even look at me anymore.

>would of
niggers gona nig

It was the first bar of the night O wasn't drunk enough

What does this even mean?
>buying some clothes
>can't find a pair of khakis in this one style so ask for help
>I'm wearing pretty tight fitting clothing so show it off to explain my situation
>girl tells me about the elastic/stretchy jeans
>"they don't make khakis in the 360 Sex, uh flex" *looks down at the ground*

I feel you man. several colleagues have chatted up to me in the past about my improvements but I can never keep the conversation going

Holy shit, you gained 95 pounds in muscle?

she was thinking of her favourite squat plug that she misplaced in the khaki section last week

Fukkin got me

you'll get there friend. keep working.

>You are so big
>you too
did you call her fat, basically?

freudian slip, she wants the dick

>finish set of Squats
>not a ton of weight but still a pr because ayy lmao SS
>gym crush is there
>decide to glance at her using a mirror
>turn to mirror and make eye contact with her
>she looks away
>she was looking at me
What did she mean by this

Where I am we dont have gay clubs. I will never be mired by dudes, wich js purest form of miring. Why live?

>and started taking
WHAT WAS SHE TAKING?!

This man speaks the truth.

i have countless ones but here are some i can remember just off the top of my head:

>fucking this girl
>she was pleasantly surprised when we got naked cause i'd been cutting
>going at it cowgirl
>she pulls herself off my dick halfway through and rubs up against my abs using them to masturbate

>with ex gf
>happily banging one night
>just nutted and need a moment to re-boner
>she grinds against my abs whispering shit into my ear until she comes
used to love that one. she would always get horny as fuck whenever i took my shirt off

same ex:
>used to shower with her after we fucked
>used to wash her hair and in exchange she would massage my back
>would always work her way round to my abs and chest
>soapy bliss
>would then proceed to wank me off
typing this makes me miss her

>playing drunk twister with my friends and his flatmate's cute cousins, both of whom were interested in me
>end up having to shower naked when i spun the board thing
>the two girls come in to watch
>fucked the hot one later that night

>queueing up for cloakroom in club
>its halloween and i'm dressed a greaser from grease
>talking to girl dressed as catwoman, she's looking good
>as i'm at the front of the queue ask her if she wants to get a drink
>she doesn't
>cloakroom attendant asks for my jacket so i take it off revealing my tight ass white tshirt for my costume
>hear her behind me say "wow"
>she agrees to go for drink with me
>unfortunately lost her after i went for a cigarette, still appreciated the mirin

last one for now cause i cba
>waiting for dealer to come and deliver his mandy to me in town before we hit the club
>club's PR girl comes over to us and asks what we're doing that night
>i say going to that club over there
>she gives us some flyers and shit
>see her later in the club when there's more light
>she looks good, she's pretty with good tits
>get talking to her
>end up back at her flat
>fuck her
>she says i have the best ass she's ever seen

Girls love to be intimated. If you can approach them without spilling your spaghetti all over the place then they'll melt like butter

>walking through hall of building before class
>see buddy sitting, studying
>6/10 girl across the hall in booth studying
>say, "hey how's it going"
>girl and buddy both look up
>girl has smile on her face
> Buddy says studying for test
>girl looks sad
>keep on walking

I was mired r-right?

Pics of abs? Curious to see the definition of your girl could rub one off on them

no pics on my computer and lost my phone 2 weeks ago. i'm bulked now anyway so there's not much to see. they weren't even that good. hoping to lean out enough to get em back for the summer

yo, honestly the best way to get over this is make goals for yourself to overcome the fear.

A few years ago, I made it a goal to ask a new girl out once a week that was a total stranger. I would just force myself to go up to some pretty girl: I would tell her I thought she was gorgeous, and that if we didn't cross paths again I would hate myself for not asking her out on a date. So I would ask her on a date, exchange names, smiles and numbers.

Hell yes, I got turned down. Many times. They have boyfriends, find the situation awkward, or might just genuinely not interested.

But, now....I have no fear. I may get turned down, but better that than never trying. There were many girls, fucking really pretty ones, that I didnt think I had a shot with...I would have missed out on all of those ones that did say yes.

All of you, you gotta fuckin try. Its your duty to yourself.

>2013
First bulk, went from 190ish to 215 at 6'2", gained plenty of muscle and quite a lot of fat, hit 1/2/3/4pl lifts for a couple of reps on all of them. Everybody was like
>"wow user you got really buff", "hey everybody here comes muscle man"

>2014
Decided to cut for 12 weeks, back down to 190 but properly ripped although i looked kinda skinny for my height. Lost a bit of strength too.
>"Jesus man you are ripped!" "Wow user are those abs?" Both male and female friends mirin hard, a dude even offered me money for coaching.

>2015
Second bulk. Doing texas method, training and eating like a mofo, even creatine was involved. Now weighing 220 lbs. Hit 315 bench for 3, 5 plate squat, 550 deadlift for a double, still kinda lean, veins popping out everywhere but abs dissapeared. Conditioning better than ever, feeling like an absolute monster.
>"Did you gain weight user?" "Ur lookin kinda chubby, pal" "When are you getting back in shape like last year?"

>2016
Quit training for 3 months due to various reasons, lost all gains, around 15%bodyfat.
>"Hey user u lost weight again, i like it!"

Fucking plebs lol

lol you stole my line

i swear to god i posted that shit on here years ago.

>be a recovering fatty
>tonnes of cardio
>nothing beats the feeling of just strolling along feeling good
>spy my bus coming from afar
>look ahead, next bus stop is equally far
>sudden overwhelming competitive urge arises
>tell myself that i WILL make it to that stop before that bus gets there
>set off at a good sustainable pace
>bus is gaining too fast
>sprint
>we reach the stop together and the driver pulls over for me
>fuck a bitch im mirin myself

i had the opposite experience

>do TM after SS for a solid strength base
>not as strong as you but still get strong by regular folk standards
>comments everywere about how big i have gotten
>one night in a bar i ended up standing at the bar while a bunch of random strangers and mates poked at the separation in my quads, was hilarious

oh you think a bro's mires are empty do you? well fuuuuuuck you buddy

unspoken mires are the best. having half the gym stop their conversations to watch you bust out some heavy weighted pull ups or bar bending squats is the best feeling ever

This is how I started running in 7th grade.

I don't get it

Nobody cares if DYELs mire. The most valuable mires are from dudes who are expirienced lifters and pretty strong themselves. And from hot chicks, obviously.

I have a great fear that when I've made it one day, only something like this would happen to me.

>office cutie
>walk in to her office
>she's mirin some other guy who lost a bunch of weight
>"I-I've been working out too
>"oh...cool. so anyway"

I'm never gonna make it....

>miocene era
>be exploring savanna
>spot 10/10 female with strong brow ridges
>already dominated by prognathic tCHADensis providing her with ample archaic antelope steak
>saber tooth attacks, tearing tCHADensis and offspring to bits
>expose my maxillary canines and pound my chest
>saber tooth fucks off
>instant gratification from female hominid with vaginal opening
>mate and have beautiful bipedal offspring
>mfw tCHADensis couldn't swing lmao1branch

Nope. Talk to other bitches and improve yourself. Don't center your happiness around women.
For lot of women confidence and style matters a lot more. She was just being a dick.

ab routine?

im so fucking pissed, im such a faggot ass pussy

>have legit 8/10 face
>be tall
>getting license renewed and taking picture
>see 7/10, make clear eye contact a couple of times, especially the last one which was pretty clear
>she gets called, im after her
>she finishes up, stands by the exit going through some bullshit pamphlets on the wall after being completely finished and alone
>I pass her and don't say shit

what the fuck is the point of being attractive if I always come up with an excuse not to approach random ass girls?

>I dont have a car right now, no point in getting her number

yeah, bullshit, I could have gotten it for my own ego. She wasn't even hot, I was out of her league

/rant

I do that pre workout all day every day.

>be me
>getting psyched for new squat pr
>load up bar with lmao4plaets
>qt3.14 trainer walks over
>"Jeez are you sure you can lift all that weight?! Looks dangerous!"
>Flex a glute
>"you tell me"

Hello, bro. I have this same problem. "I don't have x yet, so no point talking to her" FUCKING EXCUSES! Seppuku me!

...

this hit home hard, damnit if it wasnt for my jew nose, i look like if i fell i would drop shekels like sonic

>be poor college student
>make eye contact with Veeky Forums chick a couple times
>thought it was a coincidence at first
>it keeps happening
>eventually muster courage to speak to her
>doesn't seem disinterested, but doesn't seem interested
>going to ask her out for lunch this friday, probably going to get shot down

feels meh

This is slightly more related to clothing, but without being fit clothing doesn't look anywhere near as good on you so I'm calling it both
>had get headshots done on tuesday
>panic slightly because all my nicer clothes were purchased when i was 20 lbs lighter as a skelly, but they still didn't fit well then
>try on shirts and most fit way better, close to perfect, makes my pecs, shoulders and lats look great
>wear shirt to class because going to shoot photos right after
>catch half the class looking at me during the lecture, including the TA who positions herself very close to me (like the slightest nudge backwards of one of my shoulders would've bumped her)
I can't wait to get even bigger and outgrow these clothes

>be me
>cold approach girl
>1 girl directly in front of me and one behind the girl im talking to stare me down the entire time

made me uneasy as fuck

nice

I knows them feels bro...

I can carry a conversation without problems, I just can't get rid of the fear of talking first. How do I initiate, what do I say?

>Go to bank
>post workout, wearing tank and short shorts

They weren't mirin. You just looked like a fucking weirdo, thats' why they were looking at you.