Well you faggots, I did it and my body I wanted by following you faggots
Well my fucking tinder profile did better than I expected and im a fucking 20 year old virgin at one of the most party colleges in the USA
I matched with a few sorority chicks and I'm fucking scared to shit cause I'm a virgin about to fuck one of these girls who've had 10 inch chad cock in them. On top of that I'm only 5.5( I know fucking kill me)
Remember what they think of you and their experiences absolutely do not matter. Focus on enjoying it for yourself and you'll come across more confident. Even if you fuck up, its just uni slags.
Jace Anderson
Then what my dude I'm about to fuck pic related this weekend
William Powell
I know but shes like pretty high up in the best sorority at the school so they they spread shit around? I want to fuck girls like this since I already wasted my first 2 years working out and being a recluse
Aaron Phillips
Ok, dude, guy. Your first time is gonna suck.
It's gonna be painful and you won't be able to orgasm naturally. It.Is.Just.The.Way.It.Is
Now you have two options. You either tell this Slooth (Left or right?) about it.
OR You manage to give her drugs.
>"Hey, wanna take molly?" >give her molly >you take an aspirin
And hope for the best.
It's all anxiety in your head, there's no way to clear it out. Sorry bruh.
Bentley Martin
Dont want to fuck a drugged girl as my first fuck, I'm already lucky to fuck a slut like this
Julian Ross
Is this the kind of storytime I can expect when I can't sleep at 4 AM USA Central Time ?
>at least he didn't flex a 'cep for the photo
James Martinez
Dickless van Dyke detected
Jaxon Harris
>my first fuck
They are slooths man, get that. Don't try to make it 'special'. Also, giving molly to girls is super cool.
Christopher Morales
OP here its 5am for me and I just talked to her on tinder around a hour ago, I realized how fucked I was lol so I did the best thing and came here kek.
Leo Peterson
painful???????? wtf
Isaiah Perez
You will fail, make a fool of yourself, but dont give up. Over time you will improve your game and succed. you will give the people of earth an ideal to strive for. -Adolf Hitler
Elijah Lewis
left or right nigga
Ethan Cruz
On a psychological level. It's humiliating not being able to perform when you do it so easy and simple to porn.
And then, if the slooth is not on the same page, she's will think "it's her", so she will either get sad or angry.
Parker Morgan
>Do not get ashame. You try for more you can do today, but tomorrow, you lift more. Everyone beginning somewhere, soon you will be strong.
Austin Smith
neither just girls like that, white sorority sluts
Kevin Parker
oh trust me the slut is gonna blame me and my 5.5inch dick
Just tell her it's your first time. She's going to know anyways, and if you're up front, she might think it's cute. IF you don't tell her, she'll just think you're a spaz.
Noah Lee
A slut might think it's cute. OK user what ever you say, shes expecting a 8 inch cock thats experienced and not a 5.5 inch virgin my man
Andrew Morgan
Relax dude, just have fun, maybe take a shot of vodka (JUST ONE). Relax man. Also, jack off first before hand so you don't nerd virgin premature this poor girl.
Anthony Miller
At my size on shots not gonna do shit, what level of tipsy do you want me at
Nolan Reed
Not the guy you replied to, but just take enough so you are a little relaxed. This is supposed to be fun, btw. If you suck, she's just going to forget about you after cares.
Relax
Evan Wilson
I think I should get her to drink a little too so shes not super focused at how bad I suck
Jose Anderson
Don't be afraid of oral. It gets you hard and more into it either way.
A good dose of cardio beforehand too. Do some tabbata on an exercise bike or something to get the blood pumping an hour or two before. Don't do it too close or you'll feel like shit.
Also no fapping. Even if you have to blueball yourself.
Bentley Ward
Sounds good, do I fap or not I've heard both in this thread
Mason Davis
>you're just mad i blew you off >initiates convo with wanting to meet him
also she looks like trash. fucking beta orbiters causing these below average women to feel like 10/10
Michael Reed
Depend how nervous you are. If you're really nervous, I would hold off on fapping. Might make it hard to get it up at all afterwards.
But everyone is different.
Jacob Price
Nah just drink 3-4 shots to where you're in the tipsy/drunk grey area. Then fuck that hoe, the alcohol will make u last you'll be good. Don't fap before. If you're about to get your first nut in some hoe it you want that shit feeling as good as possible.
Sebastian Morgan
guise am I the only one with a half hour refractory period? How am I supposed to bang hoes left and right like this.
Logan Myers
Don't listen to I jerked it the night before I lost my virginity, and i was never able to nut. But I did fuck for like 40 mins tho
Connor Morales
How old are you dad?
Hunter Bailey
wow she is pretty fucked in the head i detect a strong combination of extreme insecurity and room temperature IQ
Evan Fisher
haha such perfect form literally 10/10 rippedtits would be proud
Cameron Hall
I tend to keep fapping up until a couple of days before. So if I know I'm having sex on the Friday, I'll fap on Wednesday but not on Thursday. Means I'm not ready to bust before we start, but also I'm not dust-dry and uninterested.
Aiden Diaz
Im 5'7 with 8 inch dick, swap?
Kevin Diaz
Imagine if he hit her with the "K" after all that.
Adam Cox
nah height plus average dick is better than short with big dick imo
Isaac Jenkins
But she used the winky face. He got destroyed. Keep slaying guurl! Sorry boys, better luck next time ;);););)
Liam Turner
But she has read hair too
Evan Stewart
She fucks multi race.
If your white you have natural advantage even if you are next to useless.
James White
Stop being an autistic faggot, who cares if they are in greek life? It doesn't mean anything beyond who they hang out with. Most of those guys don't get laud near as much as they say they do.
You will never be alpha if you get anxiety over what greek letters yoi have next to your name.
>t. Good house at party school
Michael Howard
She alsocalled him sweetie ;);););) White boy got SLAYYYed
Jordan Ross
It's on private. Also, don't fap beforehand, especially since it's your first time.
Samuel Cox
>ugly ass ginger troll who looks like one of the gremlins/elves from lord of the rings >ugly ass hobbit ANGRY
Robert Garcia
Yes, it's really because she thinks she's a 10/10. Absolutelly no insecurity was overflowing in those words. Just pure confidence.
Leo Nelson
>tfw 4 hour refractory period 30 mins is more than enough to orgasm a girl. 4 hours is enough to burn your dick.
Ryder Baker
>fit panicking over basic white girls
sigh
Josiah Davis
Tbh if its actually your first time and she is some rando do that. You won't be able to stay hard, you will be super nervous, probably blow after a min when she sucks you off and never get hard again.
Liam Clark
This is my patented having sex with a girl out of your league program
>the first nut doesn't count at all. It will be quick, you will suck >BUT the second one counts >so >first nut, you keep your pants on and undress her. Go down on her until she cums. >fuck her, cum quick. Don't sweat it >Immediately after you cum, tease her with a finger as soft as you can >whisper naughty things to her >when your pp7 is loaded again >second time, but now you'll be able to last longer >while on her end, she's been being stimulated the whole time
Andrew Torres
what school
James Rivera
Op here. I have no shame and get off to being cuckolded and humiliated. How do I convince the girl in question to make fun of my penis?
Kayden Green
Painful? Not able to cum? WTF are you talking about nigger?
Austin Reyes
How do I secure this?
Christopher Davis
literally just ask her to fuck, when girls add letters to words they're interested. She obviously cares what you think otherwise she wouldn't say joking
Bentley Ward
Wait till you get her in the room then Pull a nathan domigo and kick her ass
David King
>who've had 10 inch chad cock in them
Stop with these fantasies. You'll never be their biggest guy but their biggest is seldom their most memorable. Most girls had 7 inches at best since 8 inches means 1 in 100 men
Michael Myers
> My first time was on cocaine and viagra
Was weird, but atleast I didnt do the 2 min in nut.
Christian Barnes
did anyone else get hard from reading that?
Mason Diaz
this is the worst fucking advice, don't do any of this
Nathaniel Garcia
You are going to be nervous user make no mistake about that but ease yourself into it hell even tell her its your first time, she'll most likely be flattered.
To do with penis size mate I'm 5.5 as well and at least where I am that is slightly above average, I'd understand if you had a micro penis but its called an average penis for a reason hell most chads are average, I wouldn't worry yourself over this user.
Just make sure to give her oral first.
Samuel Baker
Are you stupid? If he fucks up then the girl will just tell other people about him and he'll get cut off from a ton of people. He'll be *that guy*
Jaxon Green
Girls literally do not care about penis size. You will come to this understanding once youve been with a girl.
Ryan Foster
If you're a virgin past 16 you're doomed to keep it for life man, I'm sorry but that's the way it works, male virgins have to be weeded out because they're a burden to everyone else. No one wants to teach you're unexperienced ass because you were too autistic to get laid in high school like the rest of us. Not to mention you guys are clingy if anybody takes your v card. There's a reason male virginity is frowned upon.
Jason Stewart
Dude stop fucking with him he's got enough on his mind already I lost mine at 20, about half my friends lost it after 16
Austin Brooks
I hate this meme babies can squat like that because their head is half their bodyweight
Brody Allen
What happened OP? Have you met up with her yet?
Kevin Sanchez
Your first time you might be unable to cum due to nerves. Pound away like a fucking sewing machine m8
My first time, girl didn't even realize it was my first. Didn't make her cum though. No skills plus she never had cum from a guy before.
How do I know all these details from a drunken hook up? Because I caught up with her again 10 years later and blew her mind with multiple orgasms. Interesting pillow talk
Ayden Long
Giving oral to a tinder slut is a serious beta move
Maybe get tipsy and take viagra to take the pressure off.
Carter Jones
next write "kidding not kidding"
she will laugh and agree
then say "wait til you see mine. I can wiggle for you"
then say you dont normally give that service for free. but you have a special offer if she comes over to yours tonight
tell her you are watching Fargo season 3 first episode
Gavin Stewart
Last mine just before my 20th birthday. Then lept with about 40 girls before I turned 23