Why lift weights when you could be an investment banker?

Why not marry an investment banker and spend your time lifting weights and cooking?

Yeah fuck that, I work 2 days a week as a fireman cause I enjoy doing it, and day trade in my free time and that's enough to earn me about 120k this past year, will be considerably more next year as I'm dumping more money into trading, but I'm free to do what I want almost all day everyday

Seriously considering a career as a trophy husband

t.20 year old

I invested in a fresh Juice press startup, the machine is pretty expensive at 400$ but im confident i'll make my money back when they start selling.

>I'm a day trader
what platform do you use? What screener? Have you tried long term investing? Or do you eschew any type of fundamental analysis?

Why lift when you could just win the lottery and be born handsome?

I got a degree in mechanical engineering and this shit is boring as fuck.

I was thinking of becoming a fireman myself

Sorry but you're fucked
The market is already saturated and I can by a good juicer for 50-100$
Plus, most people don't juice anymore, and it's not even that healthy
Sorry user, you got Ryan Howard'd

>Plus, most people don't juice anymore

Did I miss out on a juicing fad or something

>2008
>+5
>Investment banking
Not gonna make it.