So, do you do any sports? Have any hobbies?

If it doesn't come natural don't force it. Jokes relieve tension and you want to have sexual tension when you are talking to a woman. Imagine that you take a woman to your place, you go to the bedroom and you keep telling jokes. It's going to be awkward and she'd expect you to be serious about fucking her.
You should probably work on your no friends thing. It will help with you being funny and you leaving your house. You might feel awkward, but you have to go out alone. See if you meet somebody you know.

Social skillz> women skills imo. Decide which is more important for you.

boring and easily triggered. What a catch.

This activates my almonds

Yeah I run track, read, and rock climb. Do you do anything constructive, or are you just another basic bitch that can't put her phone down more than five minutes and only watches netflix while drinking boxed wine?

"I exercise, jog, hike, swim, ride my bike, and recently started taking dance lessons. I could use a partner for that last one, interested?"

>pussy drooling intensifies

>do any sports?
what adult woman would ever say this?

"Nothing in particular"
Then I'll ask her if she does anything or is wiling to do anything that I'd find interesting.

OR

I'll just stand up rip off my shirt and flex right in the middle of the restaraunt.
"THIS IS MY HOBBY THIS IS MY DESIRE! STARE UPON MY PERFECT BODY AND WEEP!" I'll do it with my best James Earl Jones from Conan the barbarian voice.
If she laughs she's a keeper.
If she wants to fuck she's a keeper
If she leaves I'll eat her desert and go to the beach.

>i liek to play in bedroom
based god

kek

Boxing