Do you ever tell people in the gym, who smell fucking awful, that they smell fucking awful...

Mad roastie

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You smell a little toastie tbqh

I'm eating, you faggot.

>tfw yet to hit a roastie

>still thinking that vaginas are luxury commodities

Stupid roastie.

Oh my god, you're fucking stupid.
360 degrees keeps facing the same direction.

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I usually just fart so that my stink overcomes their stink. I can withstand my own stink.

roasties like you are the reason why i love going down on my gf
>puffy vulva
>perfect innie
I could spend hours doing oral on her, she has such a high hygiene too.

Hello newcunt

Nonce

Start giggling like a woman who's just seen a micropenis, she'll get the message and leave.

(you)

kek

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What do you do when your johnson is like a spring loaded blade? When im not hard my dick can literally shrink to 3cm but when im hard it goes up to 17cm. What am i supposed to say?
>just wait a bit and it'll grow more than 5 times!

I mean, if she's undressing and my dude hasn't already awoken, I'm probably not in the mood to begin with and shouldn't have taken it that far.

Foreplay and lots of rubbing. That usually gets me hard. There's a reason why those retarded sex guides on sites for women say lots of foreplay, she'll get wet, you'll get hard. No pain or embarassment for both sides.

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I'm actually just a dude that has seen the full spectrum of vaginas and isn't hung up on dumb shit. Cool story though.

t. roastie pretending to be a guy

May as well start working at Arby's

>luxury
>commodity
Those terms are antonyms buddy.

>y-yeah i-im just a g-guy
Use your meat wings to fly away.

Giggle, start farting uncontrollably, and tell her "Hey!, looking at your cunt reminds me that I have not had a Harvey's roast-beef sandwich in a while".

She will leave and you can can play Fallout 4 all night long!

skip eating her out and go straight into plunging the clunge

>Commodity
>a useful or valuable thing, such as water or time

>luxury
>the state of great comfort and extravagant living

You tried.

great damage control, now let me wear your vagina flaps as earmuffs

>furious virgin same fagging

>if you don't want a walking roast beef sandwich then you're a virgin

Proving you're a roastie with every post.

I love how women think that calling somebody virgin is an inslut. You're just prooving that women are nothnig more but fuck toys.

i honestly cannot tell if these are edited or not any more

you were metamemed. it's recursive. EVEN THAT REPLY IS A RUSE

they are all legit

Give her the ol' lickaroo

Oh, I had no idea.

fuck her right in the pussy

Need whatever kind of gf this is

*spfftt*.. user help me I couldn't get it all out, approach please

*SPFFFFBFBBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFFTRTTTT*

Y'all are fucking retarded if you think meat flaps are anything but genetic
>1 different dick a week makes you stretch out more than the same dick 3-5 times a week

Jesus this board is just embarrassing nowadays.

She can poop on her own face

Wanna know how I know you're a girl?

>he's not embarrassed that he's still a virgin
ooookkkk m8

>two hours of cardio
>the smelliest person in the gym by far
>can literally smell her vaginal sweat

I don't actually know what the solution is to this. Tell people not to do cardio?

Fuck off whore, let me ask you a question. Do you REALLY think that ALL dicks are same? Exactly they're not. You're using typical argument whores are using. If you're taking dicks of different shapes and sizes then yes your cunt will get stretch. Jesus are you whores not capable of logical thinking?
Keep guessing im that guy with innie gf from

I'll just say this, while you'll have no problem finding a 20 something year old with a roast beef pussy, you'll be hard pressed to find a 13 year old who doesn't have a smooth aesthetic pussy.

Muh genetics indeed.

>b-b-but women are like butterflies!
>when they grow up they wagina wings sprout! it-it's like puberty!

>sexing with old f2f who had 1 partner before me
>barely moving at all
>only noise she's making is painful whimpers and telling me to not go so deep
>got angry and shut it down when I spanked her one time

>sex with current gf
>"couldn't even ball park how many guys I've been with desu" - gf
>vagina still very tight
>I hurt her when I go deep
>but she's accustomed to it and can take the bit of pain while I thrust with no regard
>spank her uncontrollably with great force to her pleasure
>call her my little princess while I'm choking her to the brink on unconsciousness
>have received noise complaint from neighbor about her screams on occasion

Virgin girls are boring

>"couldn't even ball park how many guys I've been with desu" - gf

Enjoy your herpes.

Elsa'ed?

I'm not a roastie, just a guy who's constantly embarrassed by the permavirgins on this board. I wish we could purge all the incels and keep this place Chad-only.

You have literally no idea what you're talking about. Yes dicks come in different shapes and sizes, but again, constant sex in an LTR with a big dick would be worse than lots of a sex with randos (who on average would have smaller dicks, and they'd be having sex less often). Of course none of that matters since HAVING SEX WITH BIGGER DICKS DOESN'T PERMANENTLY STRETCH YOU OUT.

Meat flaps are literally just genetics, the only people who don't know that are dweeby permavirgins like you who haven't seen enough vaginas. My current FWB has had a ton of sex, used to be a sugar baby, and has had a kid, but her pussy is still tight, innie, and gorgeous.

Seriously though, before I waste more of my time talking to you:
1) How old are you?
2) How many vaginas have you seen in person?

That was me again lol, just making fun of you. Being a virgin is nothing to be proud of, it's just a reminder that you're undesirable. (((Saving yourself))) is just your own way of coping with your flaws, and if you ever have sex you'll realize it's nothing worth putting on a pedestal.

P.S. Make sure you don't mention you're a virgin if you ever do lose it.

>Virgin girls are boring
That's right leave them, i'll gladly take virgin and turn her into my personal whore while you'll be using public whores.

I though Veeky Forums reads Marcus Aeurillius?

Oh, missed the second part where you say you have the innie gf.

Okay? So you're not a virgin and you're still this stupid? Congrats I guess.

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>Meat flaps are literally just genetics

Ah I'm a retard. Thanks user

You just got megametamemed, son. EVEN THAT REPLY TO THAT REPLY IS A RUSE.

>genetics
>hope solo exists

>the city of (you)

I don't even know why I'm wasting my time on this gay bodybuilding forum, but it's true. Some girls just got unlucky and have shitty labia minora insertions.

I've had sex with 30+ women, and flappiness has absolutely no correlation with sluttiness, nor would it make any sense anatomically. Does your dick shrink from having too much sex and being pressed by vaginal walls?

Guess I shouldn't be surprised you fuckers failed sex ed, given the current state of the education system, but it's disappointing nonetheless.

I have never seen a roastie pussy with all the girls I've been with.

Granted though a lot were chubby and fat seems to bulk out the vag.

Calling out Robots and poltards who think vaginas grow with use is one thing. Pretending that anyone who doesn't like the look of Meat flaps is another. Not liking small dicks is cool, not liking ugly vaginas is a social issue.

You won't though

>I've had sex with 30+ women

I'm not sure what you're saying desu. I don't like the look of meatflaps (or super flat frumpy innies either desu, had an ex like that and it was a big turnoff), I'm just saying that vagina appearance is due to genetics. It's only insecure neckbeards who think Chad Thundercock is permanently stretching out their oneitis, and those people have plenty of real issues they should be anxious over instead.

Alright, first, you are 100% a chick with emotional outbursts like this.
Second, saving yourself is only considered a coping mechanism now. How many dicks you've caught shouldn't be a measure of self worth. Liberals seem to understand this in one direction, but not the other.

Third, people are allowed to not like all vaginas. Fuck off with this idea that if you aren't wildly aroused by all floor dragging beef curtains then you're a virgin.

lol op sabotaged his own thread

this is the correct response

Check my trips, did you forget this was the Chad board?
>ywn have anal sex with a petite latina while she begs for Daddy to give it to her harder
>ywn look your roommate smugly in the eyes while walking her out of the apartment and it's obvious he heard every moan
feelsbrettygoodman

>that post whole post
Fantasies=/=reality friendo

same user, thought I was the only one.

Give me my fucking (You) if you're gonna respond to me

First, I'm honestly not a chick lol, just trying to correct the record on this fake news. Stop living in an echo chamber, outside of your basement you'll run into people who disagree with you. You should learn to engage with them, calling people shills in real life comes off as awkward.

Second, I'm just being a dick here, sorry to any real virgins who were offended. Saving yourself really is a waste though, don't put sex on a pedestal, you'll just regret all the fun you missed out on when you finally do lose it.

Third, as I said in another comment, I don't actually like meat flaps. I think they're U N A E S T H E T I C as fuck, and I've been told I have a really pretty cock by more than a few girls (not even kidding lol) so I wouldn't settle for that.

I'm just sick of this "muh stretched vagina" meme on the internet. It retardedly not true and makes you look like an insecure virgin. If you're not an incel, stop acting like one.

Its not THAT impressive if you think about it

>that pic
Fuck there are more?

Nice coping friendo, but some of us do have satisfying sex lives. She's coming over tonight too, but her period's over so there won't be any anal. She gives incredible head too.

Tbh, sleeping with her has made me realize how retarded the whole TRP AWALT thing is. If anyone's emotionally manipulative in this "relationship" it's me. She's like falling in love with me but I'm just in it for the sex, I'm definitely gonna regret this whenever it ends, and she's probably gonna go psycho on me for at least a week :/ Being Chad has it's downsides

>Saving yourself really is a waste though
With all due respect i disagree here.
The more partners, less stable marriage etc.
> you'll just regret all the fun you missed out on when you finally do lose it.
Again disagree,
"fun", im gonna sound like fedora but for me sex without emotional connection is worthless, literally might as well by onahole.
I blame diesny movie movie for that but my sexual fantasy is to find a gilr (who is a virgin) and lose my vcard to her. I know sex would be bad but that's not the point, the idea that we'd slowly get better at it while at the same time falling in love more and more makes me happy. It's cheesy but that's my dream. Which will never happen sadly becasue of today's culture etc.

not the guy ur replying too but fuck are you ever delusional

>She's coming over tonight too, but her period's over so there won't be any anal. She gives incredible head too.
> :/ Being Chad has it's downsides
lmao, you're not fooling anybody, no Chad writes like that, you're using lies trying to prove your point so you're not gonna sound like feodra tier autist.
pro tip: you already do sound like one

I didn't know that menu items were "working".

This, one of my exes had a huge roastie and she was a virgin. It's just genetics

holy digits. I'll dump all I have now

checkem

To be completely honest, I'm not too concerned about your opinions.

If you think I'm delusional about meat flaps, you're retarded, do some research and stop thinking with your insecurities.

If you think I'm delusional for the TRP comment, I just feel bad for you. Get out of that ideology while you can, it's retarded and soul-draining.

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dumping 1 pic? o.o

Nah, I'm just hungover. I realize I'm writing with a cringy, retarded style right now, but idc I'm just having fun on here before I get out of bed.

She literally does call me Daddy when we fuck too, it's pretty incredible tbqwyf. She's also the only person I've done anal with if I'm being honest, but I think anal is also pretty overrated now that I've done it a few times. It's hot mentally, but the tightness is mostly at the sphincter and you don't get that vaginal wall feeling against the head of your cock.

shit forgot

>Nah, I'm just hungover.
See, there it is again. You've been called out on your bs and you're trying to compensate.

kek

where are they from

Kekerino