My name is VynzBrah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Ayden Miller
i like you vynz, if i get a skyline can you show me how to hoon?
Logan Gray
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Jackson Anderson
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Juan Brooks
this fucking goon gets a 6/10 gf meanhwile im 27 khv how is this possible
Jordan Cook
You're ugly as sin doh
Hunter Garcia
>6/10
lol shes like a 4 though
Xavier Hill
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Ethan Williams
FUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKK
Lincoln Peterson
Achievable natty?
Samuel Johnson
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Jaxson Cox
>tfw everything is wrong with you but you have a good mouth:nose ratio
Isaiah Wright
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Charles Gutierrez
The irony is that he actually have a girlfriend and you don't.
Isaac Sanchez
Is he white?
He looks hispanic
Gabriel Miller
Dude I hate to break it to you, but statistically I'm pretty sure 97% of guys have at least gotten a kiss on the lips by 27.
Evan Collins
He's Italian
Lincoln Jenkins
just be vynzbrah theory
Elijah Nguyen
>she
Landon Jones
Your the guy who was exposed as a paedophile and doxxed on here, faggot.
Jaxson James
>VynzBrah was exposed as a paedo and doxxed LOL when?
Jace Cox
he looks like a terrorist
Benjamin Watson
>Be me in the gym just doing diddlys >Can faintly hear in the distance someone revving the shit out of what must be a 1.0ltr sack of shite car >Kid walks in with sleeveless hoody and girl arms, looks like he would be 110lb wet >Shaved head with hair just on the top you know the kind >Walks straight in, must of had two invisible carpets under his arm the way he was walking >He the proceeds to put the belt on that all the big guys use >"Wow this kid must be strong using a belt" >In my gym there are 3 squat racks and 1 smith machine, all the racks are free >This dude goes straight to the smith machine armed with his belt >I've heard about curls in the squat rack and skullcrushers on the treadmill but this.... this is.... Unheard of!?!?! >"H..h...he's just warming up right?" >Other guys in the gym start to get worried all exchanging glances >Kid starts "squatting" 1/15th ROM in the smith machine with just the bar >Whole gym is in disbelief, old lady doing her 1km a year cycling starts having a stroke >The kid does his 5th and final rep and everyone pretends to go back to what they are doing >He then rips his belt off and pulls a boombox from one of his invisible carpet rolls >Proceeds to put some shitty motivational trap music on full volume, the mirrors on the gym wall begin flexing under the decibels >Kid looks me straight in the eye and points >"Are you a caged flock dream chaser?" >I just stare in disbelief the whole gym is waiting for my reply >"S....s....sure" >He then rips off his hoodie (it has velcro sides) and starts muzzing >I'm fucking Vynz BRAH >Cancelled my memebership and haven't been back