Chest hair

So, everyone knows having a bush beard while living in a urban setting is for overcompensating effeminate cucks. It turns out chest hair + athletic body is the way to go to show off high test genetics to bitches and enemies.

I'm 21, have top tier full beard genetics but shave everyday, meanwhile, my chest hair is shitty and only started to sprout less than a year ago. When the chest hair of you fucks grew in a respectable amount? Also, any tips on making it grow faster?

>people unironically think like this

Really fires up the neutrino stars

Talk about autism

I've had a hairy chest ever since I was 17. It's genetics you can't really do anything besides rubbing minoxidil or some shit on your body

Beard is for people who like having a beard.
Chest hair is for people who can grow it and do not wish to become porn stars/manwhores.
Being this insecure is for teenagers. user you're 21 now, you should really put energy into changing your mindset into adult mode.

I cannot grow a beard but I shave the little hair I have and I have a buzzcut

Sorry but I am to look like a human being, user.

...

I'm 18, I got a shitty beard growth with a decent mustache growth.
I got like 10 straws on my chest

Funny coincidence OP, I was actually talking with some of my female friends recently and they were all saying that they like chest hair. They said it looks really masculine to have a nice amount.

So I guess a dress shirt with a button or two undone on a guy with a muscular hair chest is kind of like cleavage on women kek.

Statham has barely any chest hair

You post that guy as example of chest hair? :D I had more chest hair when I was 15.

Every girl i've been with loved my chest hair

>8/10 beard genetics, full manbeard
>10/10 chest hair genetics
>shitty body still
I'll make it one day.

I got a batman sign on my chest
Will it ever become normal chest hair?

I've had mild chest hair for a while but it started to grow more once I started lifting

OP here. I have the batman too, looks like shit, but I think it's a matter of time till the hair spreads all over the chest.

>Get ridiculous chest hair
>Small excuse of a beard

What am I doing wrong?

Post photos pls :3c

OP, look at your dad. That's likely the most chest hair you'll ever get unless you start juicing.

After skeletons, whales, thicc girls, ottermode manlets, lankets, beardlets, hobbobeards etc. we have a new meme?

the apehairlet?

an* urban

Just buzzed my chest hair off, it was getting too sad. Bunch of wispy, long hairs with little density. Basically the puberty stache but for your chest.
Now it exposes my lacking upper pecs, so better get on that I guess.

this, I was covered in hair by my last year of high school, chest and abdomen

When I first found Veeky Forums I was shocked about how many of you are hairless

tfw chest hair but shit beard

my gf hates chest hair but i refuse to wax because fuck that

eat cabbage and steak

Just jerk off a lot if you want more body hair

Not entirely true for everyone. My dad has like no chest hair and I'm a hairy mother fucker.
>mfw I find out my dad isn't my dad