What happened to you today lads

I've got cancer in my leg and they're debating amputating it. So I think I'm just going to take my life because living as an amputee is even worse than death imho

RIP. No one deserves to die on the path to success

Lol no just work out and wait like 10 years and get totaly kickass robo bionic leg

>get invited to a huge university block party this weekend
>don't want to go out so I tell them one of my friends tried to off himself and I'm consoling them
Is there something wrong with me

You're a child. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Well, she will soon become skeleton mode :)

and thankfully for the world, so will you

Honestly that's really fucking metal

But I already am skeletom mode lmao

wut? that's the dumbest shit I have ever heard. Overcome that shit and bitches will be all over you. Man, you know how well disabilities play today? People value others on their adversity now. You have a golden ticket and you are deciding to throw it away.

How old and how overweight? Did you see her there often? Was she someone's mom or like in 20's

Ran a semi marathon today
Feels good
Friends congratulated me
GF waiting at the finish line
Hugs kisses and congratulations
fug her when we got home

My feet hurt

If he has it so good why don't you chop your leg off too?

underrated

nah m8 just let them chop it off and bribe everyone with sympathy points

>hey man cut me some slack, I got a stump for a leg
>I can cut in like, I got a peg so it's fine
>can you cut me a deal, I'm balancing on a single heel
>just give me a blowjob, I can only hop

rhyming optional

ITT - Things that never happened

>Loose leg
>Become paralympian
>Cry yourself to sleep with your gold medal every night in your big ass sponsored house and paraplegic fetish qt nurse wife

Literally my plan if I ever got cancer or something lmao

>somewhere a fat person is using this as a reason to say fitness is unsafe

Top laff

get a bionic leg you fucking moron
it can have little compartments to hold your keys and shit

Is the equipment ok?

No one started a cardiac massage? No defib in the whole gym?

When you get to a certain weight that shut doesn't work.

True story here.

>be me
>getting a good pump in
>it's arm day
>see everyone start staring at something behind me
>take headphones out
>guy is sprinting to the front desk yelling "call 911"
>350 lb 50-something year old man just started at the gym
>he decided he was gonna run on the track upstairs
>started feeling funny while running I guess
>thought he needed to shit
>mfw they found his giant ass on the toilet dead from heart attack

I only use that stall now in hopes that his spirit will contact me while I'm shitting.

True to a certain extent, it's less effective for sure but still worth the try.

>obese woman struggling on treadmill across

So why are you not celebrating?

brother you could literally be a cyborg if you play your prosthetic cards right dont waste that opportuity

Dont waste it faggot. Saw a guy eat it by getting hit by a car. Went right through the windshield.

Why wouldnt he be alright? He didnt die. Stop being a queer.

I have a workout to complete, not waste my time resurrecting fat people.

Fuck even during basic and when I was in my marathon phase I never fucking died, normally my legs would just stop, normally even before my lungs are burning. She must have some fucked up lungs or strong fucking legs.

yes you fucking autist, just go.

Well the PT or whoever works there should.

>tfw you're legally obliged to save people wherever you are

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Some gyms aren't staffed all the time.
>just pretend I didn't see the person die and proceed with workout

that got me, fuckin kek

it's not over yet user
get something like pic related, I'd even say it looks badass
however you truly have no hope if your upper body is lacking. you need to get an aesthetic as FUCK upper body, which has a real good chance of looking even MORE aesthetic because of a mint looking robot leg
you're gonna make it

It's like once people become fat they are not allowed to improve themselves. I am glad I took care of my body and respected it.

All the fat makes pumping hard and shocks way less effective.

I agree with that, but that's not a reason to not try if it means potentially saving someone.

>sea vegetables

wot

Let them take your leg, bro. The surgeon will be rock hard through the entire surgery. Do him a solid. You might even get to waste a long life on Veeky Forums after

>went to store
>looking for new foods to diversify my diet and add some quality macros
>reading the ingredients
>soy protein
>soy protein isolate
>lecithin (soy)

why is this shit in EVERYTHING
It's in fucking M&Ms

If the EMTs didn't do CPR, then she wasn't dead. They're not allowed to pronounce someone unless they are well and truly dead ie. head separated from body, crushinated, stuff like that.

Have it taken off and then sell the flesh to rich cannibals. I'm sure there's a market.

>Relavent post is relevant.

Because it's cheap for the manufacturers to fill in everything

>Implying she wasn't crushinated from the fall

KEK

>mfw they found his giant ass on the toilet dead from heart attack
>I only use that stall now

m8

Ever heard of seaweed bro?

>thread christened "what did you do today lads"
>make post about what I did today
>beta faggot accuses it of irrelevance while being too beta to use the word irrelevant
>can't even spell

fuck off dude

lel. It's dead, Jim

Lmao das fucked tho

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This is why cardio is not for weight loss. Its for muscle endurance. Fat people need to focus on diet for 80% of the weight loss.

Someone hasn't watched Katanagatari.

Get a bionic leg, you'll look like a bamf. I know you've got some shit going on right now but committing sudoku ain't the answer senpai

>goes home and thinks of mortality after seeing amphibious monstrosity die an embarrassing death

I bet youre one of those PETA fucks too

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>he doesn't eat sea tomatoes

FUCKING pleb

Go check out Derek Weida, dude inspires me. He is down to fucking earth.

Lose your leg, keep your life. Plenty of people wish their love ones had that option.

You can be a bro with your leg and drink beer from it in the bars.

This person was trying to make a change in their life. She didn't even really get started. damn.

I could imagine her husband, or family members telling her she's doing a great job.. Those words were probably what was replaying in her mind, driving her to push harder and harder ultimately leading to her death.
Kinda grim if you think about it.

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If someone is at the point where they need cpr their chances of living are like 15%. And that's assuming it's done perfectly. Real life isn't like a tv doctor drama

Pls dont send me to hell for smiling at this

My Bulged disc is feeling better than ever after 8 months. I'm pretty relieved.

savage

Fuck's sake, the OP's story registered in my mind as an item of mild interest, but your comment just humanised it for me and now I'm sad.

How did you discover you had cancer?

D-DELETE THIS

A fat slob dies boo fucking hoo. People die all the time.

I stayed inside all day and went for a run in the woods when it was completely dark. Had to hold the flashlight on my phone up like a retarded cave explorer to not stumble on everything on the path.

Truth

The lack of emotion in this post makes you seem pretty cool user, pretty cool indeed.
Edge is very 2017.

literally in a split second it goes from completely innocent, healthy exercise to fucking death, all over one little accident. She woke up and death was probably the last thing she expected to happen that day, but she fuckin died.

>implying there aren't moms in their 20s

I'm not even being edgy.
It's the fat woman's own god damn fault for being a lazy piece of shit.
People getting tortured and gunned down every day? Whatever

Please get a DNR tattoo.

No way I'm doing first aid on some greasy sweaty fatty. Serves them right for becoming fat in the first place

Woke my roommate up laughing

wew

>tfw you need to bulk but can't afford to buy food

i'm stuck on rice and beans friends, i need meat. any reccomendations for cheap high protein foods?

>Whatever
It's okay to have a little empathy now and then, you know.

No shit u didn't die retard

there was a tv news special last week on fox news about a little 8 year old kid who had the same thing, he got his leg amputated and has a prostethic limb and is more active than before because hes not in pain. showed him playing basketball.

if an 8 year old can choose to amputate (his parents in the show said they let him make the choice) you can do it mang

with modern drugs you wont feel that much pain, and when you wear long pants nobody can tell anyway

I kekd

plus if you are young and fit, chicks will assume you are a badass soldier who lost his leg in the war

>all of these twisted f*cking psychopaths coming in hot with the edge

A lady died, whether she was obese or not, someone is likely mourning her.

> everyone crying over a fatty
She probably was going to treat herself to 1000 kcals after get lift because she thinks she deserved a "reward"
Fatties gon fat