/autistic motivations/

Pic related.

>30 years old, been in military for 8 years now
>finally passed selection for a tier 2 unit
>desperatepy trying to prevent body from falling apart so I can deploy with my unit and make it to retirement

A warehouse? Kek, nope. Maybe if I was a female.

All I need are my trusty fists, maybe a choice blade.

Wolverine always made me want to lift.
I'm naturally a well built guy, was nicknames Ox/Bull when I played street rugby for being able to easily take down bigger guys and for having a barrel chest.

Then Old Man Logan happened and finally motivated me to lift.

I'd say my motivation is autistic.

*places hand upon hilt of katana*

>care to dance?

That is not autistic

No thanks, I don't think dancing builds up strength like squats or push-ups.

Thisss Veeky Forums squad raider warlord.
>all that captive pussi

WITNESS ME

Just don't eat the brains; it's the least healthy part.

>Atheism vs Christianity AND Islam
Fucking. Wew.

Now where does it say that? It only mentions what is needed for atheism to gain the same foothold as Christianity and Islam.

It literally mentions atheistic jihadism and inquisition. you are just asking to get fucking gassed by fundies the world around

No, a barbell made into a hammer decorated with the skulls of my enemies

Soviet Union?

It only mentions Atheism need it's own Jihadism and Inquisition to survive and gain a foot hold; it didn't mention who it would be up against (though since I found it on /pol/, it's likely going to be Muslims.) Besides, your saying it like the fundies are that large of a group.

Lastly, who says the fundies would have to know about this?

*steps out of the shadows*
Prepare yourself..
*two claw blades emerges from my black trench coat sleeves*

No. No communism. Bad poster.

I lift so that maybe one day I can impress some Lolis
>Pic very related

This is the biggest *tips* delusion I have ever seen.

Wtf? Bear mode batman? No. Just no.

How so? Because all I am seeing is a method by which Atheism can gain a foothold and endure throughout the ages. Using the same methods the other mentioned religions have used in days past to become the most wide spread in the history of man.

Just don't fuck them, lest you become a pedophile.

Lord Humungus or Rictus Erectus?

I legit am lifting to protect my white wife and children in the impending race war.

I realise how retarded this sounds but I'm not here to take risks. Deep down you know it's gonna happen.

Lord Humungus is how I imagine Veeky Forums looks if given corporeal form

When i was 14 i legit wanted to be batman, started doing martial arts when i was 11 and did free running for 3 years.

I calmed the autism but I still use it as motivation since batman is meant to represent the peak male human.

*you slice through me, turns out you attacked a mirage I casted*

>nice try

So what is the objective of radical atheism? Adopting jihadism but not targeting other religions?

No, it's targeting other religions. Just not necessarily both at the same time. Honestly, that's just bad strategy.

>ywn be in a post collapse cannibalistic bodybuilding war cult comprised of Veeky Forumsizens

> not running around with a chainsaw
It's like you don't want to kill fools with your mad gains

youtube.com/watch?v=i-n-9DgqyWY
Boom some guy already did it follow in his footsteps.

I work out because I want to be an actor
That's pretty autistic considering how I'm in a business college

I lift so its less likely that a white boy will fight me...or lynche me.

If you're a buff black dude no one in the south ( unless they have a gun) will try to lynch you

A true lolicon only stalks and protects from the shadows

Whitey thinks I fucked his wife.
He's gonna take a gun.
But the truth is...she be fucking everyone.

lol

My autistic motivation is every manga and anime ever. I just think people are idiots for putting limits on their potential. We already know tiny women can lift cars when the situation calls for it, so stop creating a lame fucking situation in your mind where I WILL ALWAYS BE MEEK AND HELPLESS OH WOE IS THE HUMAN CONDITION FOR NEVER SHALL WE BECOME GODS.

Fuck you I'll be training for my throne in Mt Olympus.

My only autism is not believing others know any better and not letting them rob me of my empowerment for their paper mache "truth" and "reality". Placebo bitches the world has placebo'd themselves into mediocrity and retardation.

It's a version of Batman when he was old and retired. Haven't you watched/read The Dark Knight Returns?

I just want a girlfriend, that's all

You are kidding yourself if you think you can target anything anything bigger than Scientology

Why not? Nukes exist.

You are fucking delusional

Not an argument.

i lift because i want at least one aspect of my life that is improving

Fair enough. Please explain how these atheist jihads will take place then

The same way current jihads take place, but faster and with fewer suicide vests. As well as not in the public eye until later, don't want to be destroyed before making significant progress.

The problem is not only are you expecting potent enough radicals to rally under one banner but also not to be found out and destroyed before it even commences. Let's say for example, it does take root. Every theistic community in the world will be against you and atheism being one of, if not the smallest religious group in the world it will not last long. It's a pipe dream that will never happen.

This for some reason is the BEST reason to fucking lift. Or anything else I need a reason to do. Damn. Glad I read this.

>watch opm

>10 K RUN
>100 PUSHUPS
>100 SQUATS
>100 SIT UPS
>EVERY
>FUCKING
>DAY

LOL THE AUTIST WANTS A GIRLFRIEND

If it cannot work, then Atheism will fall prey to the other, more zealous religions. I suppose nukes are always an option.

>and atheism being one of, if not the smallest religious group in the world it will not last long.
Hence why it must be done; to gain a foothold in the world, atheism needs to have both numbers and a significant cultural impact. The only way to get these is through the zealous expanding of the movement. Since many religious individuals would not want this, with another fraction being unable to be reasoned with, they must be dealt with. Either with conversion or, if necessary, execution.

Please note this is not out of malice I write these words, but out of a desire for the survival of Atheism. After all, Christianity has softened up in the past few days, and it is also prey to Islam.

Atheism will remain insignificant or fall and there is no saving it. It does not deserve to continue if it cannot keep up.

This is only a couple of edits away from iambic pentameter or a sonnet, keep at it user.

Hence why I wish for it to move ahead of all of the other ones. Hence the desire for it's own Jihads and Inquisitions. Hence this entire argument. we are having.

If atheism steps out of line it will be gassed. It has no structure and cannot survive on its own. The best course of action is to enjoy it while it lasts.

If your reason isn't 'for girls', then it is inherently autistic

>It has no structure and cannot survive on its own.
Then give it structure so it can survive on it's own.
Easy fix.

How do you suppose you do that

maybe being autistic is good then, girls are not that great

I lift for a different reason to anyone else on fit:

>In 2001 I was a virgin.
>I knew I would die a virgin if I didn't do something about it.
>I went to a sperm clinic and donated; Canadian law allows me to track any kids born with my sperm.
>A year later find out I have a daughter
>Spent the last 17 years working out
>daughter started university last year
>start hanging around her student nights
>tell her how I know it feels to never meet your dad
>go on seven dates
>finally fuck her
>Block her, never spoken since

Lost my virginity to my own daughter, best thing I've ever done.

Just create a set of guidelines for everyone to follow that amount to "the strong survive and prosper" and "don't be a complete cunt". Make the punishment for not following this death through being too weak to fight successfully against the enemy.
Not so easy fix, but still fairly easy.

Posted this in a dying fat thread but here.

Bros I've repressed my emotions and never insulted anyone's appearance in my life because I've been fat since 8. I leave myself open to getting called fat. So basically, when I lose weight I want to unload my anger at certain people. Not even related to put downs. Just people at my job that are absolutely retarded. I just want to fucking scream at them for being lazy inept fucks. I want to scream right now.

>repressed anger.
Good. Burn that anger as fuel. Let your bottomless wrath be unloaded unto your works, and you shall rise above all others.

>wanting to be a cannibalistic warlord
me, an intellectual:

This would actually make for a great story.

This is actually true

what if she reads this thread

>the strong survive and prosper
Atheism is losing at this
>don't be a cunt
I guess you believe jihadism and forced conversion is being a gentleman too.
You are fucking delusional and you derserve to be ridiculed and mocked for what you believe. I suggest you gas yourself.

It is not.
>would die a virgin if I didn't do something about it
>able to wait 17 years for one girl

>Atheism is losing at this
Which is why this must happen. So Atheism can win. Do you honestly think, with all of your heart, that the religions of Christianity and Islam managed to get to where they are now just by being all peace and love? No, they spread throughout the world with an abundance of zeal and a lack of mercy.

>I guess you believe jihadism and forced conversion is being a gentleman too.
Fair enough on that point. Should either change it to "Don't be a complete cunt to other atheists" or just leave it out entirely.

>You are fucking delusional and you derserve to be ridiculed and mocked for what you believe. I suggest you gas yourself.
Of course someone like you would say that. If you are religious, it's because you are frightened of someone using the same tactics that propelled your beliefs into legend against you, be it direct or indirect.
If you are an atheist, then you are an overall pussy and/or an idiot if you cannot see how this will benefit the movement.

>post apocalyptic Veeky Forums shonen LARP gang

Batman is my motivation as well.

Not just physical, but his mental fortitude and intelligence. His drive to do any mission + goal.

As for wealth, I am too lazy and have other goals at this age ( 20) money and ceo 10k status

...that comes later.

>I just wanna reach peak physical condition and live the Bruce Wayne playboy facade.

I lift because I wrecked a left rib in a boating accident and if I don't maintain muscle mass it looks weird as shit

>Anyone else here lift for autistic reasons?

keeps me sane while i await the collapse of society

I do cardio because I want to be more like one of the characters from a novel I plan on writing

I train flexibility literaly because i saw some a couple cool anime scenes where the characters display crazy flexibility.

Lately I have been imagining myself hulking out against a schoolshooter. Specifically a school shooter, every once in a while it's a drunk moron instead.

Haha jokes on you! I was going to shave my head anyway!

I want to cosplay as young Joseph Joestar

That's literally it

...

This

>least healthy

Isn't eating human liver a death sentence? Vitamin A poisoning or something?

Eating brain increases the risk of a particular mentally degenerative disease. Any other part of the body and you'll die a quicker death, even with the liver.

NIIIICE

I love David Byrne's body type, but I'm aiming for looking that slim plus some muscle.

I love his movements on stage because it reminds me of myself. I've been told by many people that I have awkward walks and arm gestures. I like to think it suits my personality though.

[YouTube] Talking Heads - Seen and Not Seen (HQ) (embed)

Kuru

As disgusting as it is, the subject itself is very fascinating. There aren't any places nowadays that still practice this, is there?

Getting into tier 2 is pretty badass. Which one did you get into?

i unironically lift for the race war

>Anyone else here lift for autistic reasons?

yes, I actually find lifting fun and a somewhat enjoy activity (95% of the time)

according to normies who go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE when you tell them you go to the gym 5 or 6 days a week this is not normal because the gym is not supposed to be enjoyable