Summer is coming - melanotan thread

hey guys,
to get girls you need a nice tan, so how is your melanotan 2 cycle going?

are you gay?

Like just out in the sun lmao

no
that doesn't really work for everybody

Are there really unironically people who CYCLE melanotan 2 instead of going out in the sun?

>unironically wearing a gold's gym tank top

also nice hairline buddy

The hunchback of Notre Tan

please google melanotan 2 first

not op but i cant really tan naturally it sucks especially when you live in australia and everyone is tan

or just go outside lmao??!??!?!

there are people who just burn their skin when they go out

Use sunscreen? how hard can this be wtf

Yeah, vampires. Undead begone!

sure, then they won't get burned and get no tan, good plan

Sunscreen not sunblock nigga

now that i'm in south florida outside of Miami and have a pool I can tan even though I don't do well in heat. oh well, I have a ridiculous farmers tan going on I need to start getting rid of.

That's not how sunscreen works.

OP you need to make dem mental gainz son

lay out on a sunny day in your undies for 20 minutes each side.

repeat every day for a few weeks

boom, nice tan, no burn. melotonan is if you want a more orangey color.

but there's nowhere I can do this in privacy... all surrounding neighbors would see me in my undies.

>tan easily since I remember
>in elementary school every summer spent in Hungary at the pool
>kids in my school nicknamed me nigger
>25 now and there are still people from school times calling me nigger

Give them a show

Here is what you need to do. Set up mirrors to redirect sunlight into your house, like in The Mummy. Also you can also be naked in your own house

yeah no. I'm whiter than humanly possible and I'd rather not refract sunlight into peoples eyes, let alone expose them to my purity

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

thats why melanotan was invented, for people like you

I'm intimidated by the notion of injecting some chemical into my body and too lazy to do research. you should compile information for me, user

watch rich pianas youtube video about it

The sun is literal evil brigade gets to some people.

look pretty gay to me.
are you sure you're not gay?

why would you want a tan anyway? tan = damaged skin and a much higher chance of getting skin cancer

because being ghostly and pale is not at all attractive, muscle looks indefinitely better on a tan person

buy spray tan

I'd rather not pay $200 to look like trump, wtf kind of suggestion is that

"pay money to look like shit"
yeah no thanks

Underrated

yeah, burn on the sun instead and turn your skin to sagging looking shit. pic related, what sun exposure does to skin

>live life unsatisfied because of pale skin
>a-at least i'll look slightly better when i'm 70 heh

that's hardly a reason

that was just example. you can see effects on most women that are around 30 today. they look like shit because of it. they look like they are 40 or more and they will only get worse as times goes on

>look different lighting made my skin tanner

Lay out in your board shorts and it will look like you are just wanting a tan

You ever noticed how everyone in countries that see a lot of sun, such as Spain, Italy, Australia, etc look really old compared to Brits, Russians and Norwegians, who rarely see the sun?

No, me neither.

Stop being white