How much do I have to front squat to fuck standing up without leaning at the wall?

Can confirm as a slav fucked like this in the shower Its not about how strong you are its about your dick size tho

She looks like a Witch from L4D

50kg is normal girl weight ffs. Honestly what is this with you americans. I live in eastern europe and if girl is not freakishly tall her weight should not exceed 55kg. My mom is 56 and she weighs 60.

Europeans are all skelly. I was spooked everyday when I went outside my room.

Keep telling that to yourself. Better to be skinny than fat, especially for girls.

It's sad. Europeons can't afford food, and strong people remind them of the knights who cucked all their ancestors.

I knew Americans were fat but I didn't know you thought it was something to be proud of lmao

>proud of being skelly
>on a weightlifting board
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nigga 50kg is 110 how just fat do you like em

Girls should be skinny you motherfucker. I bet you think Amy Schumer is sexy too you fucking obese fuck.

Let me guess, you're a """powerlifter"""?

Honestly brah they're fucking nuts.

true true, however I could do it with 15 cm dick

Girls should have the bodies of sprinters, which means enough muscle that they can run away from Arabs (or towards them, in your case). This adds muscle and weight so that anyone who isn't a womanlet will weigh more than 55kg if they're in top shape.

Are you going to tell me that girls are supposed to be malnourished and short next?

It suddenly occurred to me that Americans are responsible for "THICC" threads
I guess when all you can get are obese landwhales you have to convince yourself you actually like them

Gonna be real here. The first time I fucked a girl standing up, she was like 120lbs and I was 150lbs and only ran marathons and never squatted in my life. I now have a 200lb wife and can fuck her standing up while still barely squatting two plate. It's not super hard in theory. The hardest part is for you fuckers to find a girl to have sex with.

I don't care what the fuck this thread is about. All I wanted to say is that being constipated is literally one of the worst things ever and after taking that shit I now no longer want to kill myself.

God, Imma go play Demon's Souls and bask in the glory of my empty bowels.

>The hardest part is for you fuckers to find a girl to have sex with.
Lol too true. But fuck you

do you ever gooutside or live in a midget country

skinny girls are like 55 average are around 60 depends on their height

my aunt is like 178 and very skinny and weighs 65

Don't try to hold up a girl you can't manage, because if you drop her you dick is going to snap city.

Bro your wife is 200lbs, I wouldn't be too smug about it.

Great, now that you took a shit maybe you'll go on and get a better taste in video games while you're at it.

>thinks i give a shit
I'm gonna love my wife no matter what happens. She loses the weight, I'll be happier, but I'm emotionally stable and sex is way better with someone you love. Random sluts are fun when you're young, though. I hope you get comfortable enough to accept your future partner without any conditions on how their body changes over the years.

Demon's souls is a fun game user.

How tall is she?

That's a long reply for someone who doesn't care

I tried it once with a hook-up in the shower, I would say she was 5'10", probably 130lbs, and it worked pretty well, she liked it.

All I did was pick her up with my hands on her ass, and put some of her weight into the wall, and then shrugged her up and down. The hardest part is when your dick slips out and have to like struggle to get it back in.

A whole fucking lot if u're fucking a hambeast

5'6 but I already said that shit doesn't matter. She's fat. Having sex standing up is easy even if she's heavy and you're weak. That's what the thread was about.

Obesity is indicative of poor character, as is weakness. Don't tell people to accept that.

100 jelqs per night

If she's holding on to you the weight is better distributed, it's a lot easier than you lifting her all on your own, but then she'll have to hold on to you strongly and that's boring.

>I hope you get comfortable enough to accept your future partner without any conditions on how their body changes over the years.
lmao, the ultimate cuck

What I'm saying is, why is lifting uncommon in Europe? I saw about 4 people who might lift in the two weeks I was there.

zercher squats bruv. literally made to carry a grill while fucking.

Am I good at 6'0? or is it all kill

not very much, i'm a curlbro with chicken legs and i never have problems fucking girls while standing up or against a wall

I've seen scrawny Japanese male pornstars do it so it can't be that hard

You better delete this post, before this thread gets derailed into another manlet memeposting

This. I do zerchers bc my gym has no squat rack. I can easily fuck my wife while holding her standing up. Feels amazing. Though shes only 110 lb so its not that hard anyway.

Also zerchers are just awesome. Quickly fell in love with them.

Why won't you help me?

Get fat GF for the gains

Another married bro checking in. I am 6'4 and she is 5'3 maybe 110lbs. We did it standing in the shower last night with no wall support, i dont front squat but i imagine i could do 275 for reps based on past performance.

Do you think Europe is one country?

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>The hardest part is for you fuckers to find a girl to have sex with.
>I now have a 200lb wife
>The hardest part is for you fuckers to find a girl to have sex with.
Gonna be real here. The first time I fucked a girl standing up, she was like 120lbs and I was 150lbs and only ran marathons and never squatted in my life. I now have a 200lb wife and can fuck her standing up while still barely squatting two plate. It's not super hard in theory. The hardest part is for me to find a girl to have sex with.
>Fixed

Nigger if she lost 50lbs she would still be overweight.

Anyone here an inflexible lanklet who struggles during sex due to hip alignment?
I usually have to prop them up with a pillow to plow from behind, thrusting in an upward motion
I don't think I could do pic related unless she was like that little redhead girl dolly fromporn

Went to Switzerland, Italy, France and Germany. All skeletons

Ex-gf was fat.

Fucked her against the wall often.

She came hard and came often.

Was fun. Till I realized that she was fat and I was unhappy with her and wasting my life with her.

Holy shit that's really fat. A lot of dudes here might have trouble finding a girl, but that's because they have standards. No man browsing a fitness board should be willing to date the obese.

How about you fix your problems?

Being so inflexible as to not be able to perform the primary function of your own existence is fucked!

>you are clearly supposed to be getting fucked instead of doing the fucking.

I know you're baiting, but 200 pounds is morbidly obese for a woman.

don't kid yourself. looks and sex are important, simple as that. the best relationships, both in terms of attraction and emotional attachment/love i ever had, were with girls who i thought i was lucky to land and who thought something similar about me. when your girl dresses up for the night or whatever and you can't help but check her out constantly despite the fact you've seen her naked hundreds of times, it makes the relationship that much stronger

>Front squat
Atlas stone front (not shoulder, you need the load to be in front of the feet and the traps to feel the brunt of the load) carries or keg front carries, very high rep rack pulls, hill sprints and zercher squats should have a better carry over if just standing up fucking is your goal

don't forget power cleans and kettlebell swings.

Those are braces you inbred fuck

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