*Blocks your path*

>Continue walking towards her
>Put her on my shoulder and walk towards the exit
>Ignore the loud russian curses and futile kicking
>For all of her mass she's still not even half as strong as me, a 6'3" barely athletic mode man
>Slap her on the ass and say in broken russian "you're mine now"
>Listen to her curse once, giggle and say in broken english "you can't handle me".

You brits are genuinely so pathetic. What happened? You were an empire once.

>Yeah I-I would totally overpower a Russian woman

There's no British empire yet there you are putting all your faith in British newspapers and getting pissy when it turns out to be bunk.

She woman
Me man
Me stronger because of larger muscles dense bones and giant penis

You try to maintain a chipper attitude while living in a frozen deathscape.

I was born in Russia, and moved to Canada in my childhood. My theory is that people here pretend to be happy so that they don't have to face their problems. They're not smiling to show others that they're happy and everything is going great in their life; they're smiling because it's easier to do that than to actually explore their thoughts and feelings and come to a sensible conclusion about a problem that they're having.

That's why consumerism is rampant in the west. If you don't feel an attachment to your circle of friends and your relationships are hollow, it's difficult to solve those problems since you are likely at the root of it. It's much more simple to go out for a McBurger, buy new clothes, take a selfie with a fake smile, and let the dopamine trick you into believing that everything is fine.

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Nah pretty sure you're just a twat.

>tiffany watson
WRONG

Perfect muscle girl
>feminine face
>enough bodyfat to soften features
>skin is soft, not leather
>no disgusting fake tits.