Who else is excited?

Still, some of us can't feel shit.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102

What supplements should I take to make my dick healthy, hard and able to last long in bed?

Well, There's this copypasta.

And this one.

Well, loads of pure white cum sounds nice, but lately I haven't been able to get completely hard.

I'm a virgin so maybe I finally need a woman since it seems like my dick isn't responding to any porn all that well anymore. I hope my dick isn't fucked.

>tfw uncircumcised

thank you based parents for allowing me to have a normal dick that doesn't look like beef jerky.

cutfags will NEVER know this feel

Never? It's 3 years.

you actually think this will pan out to be something groundbreaking instead of just another drop in the bucket overhyped clinical trial that promises to do something huge? kek!

anyway, even if they do regenerate your foreskin your dick will still look like a fried dog turd because of the years and years and years of abrasion :^)

My parents are dumb faggots. Got me snipped. I won't be there on their deathbeds for that atrosity they committed in me. Fuck them.

The abrasion heals, even with just restoring via stretching.

foreskin.gc.bz/changes.php

girls prefer circumsized dicks in the US as theyre normal here (77% of dudes are cut)

ive heard numerous girls call ant eater dicks gross

Meanwhile girls literally have pus and blood come out of their snatches on a regular basis. They'll have to learn to deal with some fucking skin.

I'm uncircumcised but I've still donated money to foregen, circumcision is evil and should be illegal, I honestly feel extremely sorry for cutfags

More like 50%, lots of groups in America like Mormons, Amish and Hispanics don't usually practice circumcision, it's only really in the Midwest and the East Coast where circumcision is extremely common

>tfw circumcised

WHY DID MY PARENTS DO THIS TO ME WE AREN'T EVEN VERY RELIGIOUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not to dampen your hopes but I kinda think their site looks like a huge scam. Their YouTube channel released a video that looked really fake where someone in a lab coat was prodding some "donor tissue" for like 5-10 minutes and getting their tools mixed up and shit. Kinda fumbling around.
I made an edgy comment, something along the lines of "I hope whoever donated that doesn't expect to regrow it any time soon" and some asshole unaffiliated with the project responded that it was off a dead person... bullshit...they're literally panhandling on the internet, exploiting desperate idiots weakness and faith in science...
It's too easy...It's like those shitty Kickstarter startups but those are at least hosted by semi reputable websites...

Girls already have that done in Islamic countries, and there was a recent incident of gential mutilation within the US with Muslim Doctors : ^ )

Not really, there's cases of FGM in Europe all the time and it's even been popping in US muslims. Don't hear about it all that much because of muh islamaphobia

>tfw got into a mini argument with my mom about it and she got mad and said how it's just a piece of skin and your dick is disgusting and always cheesy with it

I swear to god I will fucking put a bullet in my brain if this is a scam in any way whatsoever. I want this so bad. Surely regenerating a foreskin is simpler than a heart or a lung, right? I just hope there isn't too much weird scarring and that the feeling will come back.

In the meantime should I wear something around my dickhead to protect it from my pants? I want to regain feeling there again, but I don't want to do that stretching shit

Just because their videos are shit doesn't mean Foregen is shit, it's incredibly difficult and expensive to make videos that can explain topics as complex as Biomedical engineering in layman's terms user

>if doctors were going around snipping girls clits
that's already the norm in muslim countries and in most parts of the world

with posting those kind of images you won't be using your dick

>Yeah guys sure, we're professional videogame developers who just happen to have such a huge abundance of creative energy and raw talent that we can't put out our idea through mainstream channels, oh and, btw...we're REALLY desperate for your pocket change...
Just replace videogame developers with regenerative medicine pioneers
If this were real they would be better off talking to someone like famous and rich like Elon Musky who had their dick mutilated and also has a general capacity for understanding whatever it is their researching.
What if someone said
>if everyone in the building gives me 50 dollars I`ll cure cancer in 10 years
It's bullshit because if they could know when they'll have the knowledge they'd already have the immediate capacity to attain it, and WOULD NOT NEED ANY FUCKIN' MONEY
Please don't be so sarcastic user you're triggering my autism

My post wasn't sarcasm user

Sarcasm is a tone. You were being sarcastically accurate.

Getting funding from the government or a biotechnology company to do research into foreskin restoration would be almost impossible user, I don't know if you're aware of this but lots of reputable scientists are turning to crowdfunding because of how hard it is to get funding through conventional methods

has anyone ever asked their parents "why did you have me circumcised"?

I kind of want to. My parents aren't religious at all. Did they even give it a second of consideration? Really annoying.

Naw dude they're a rolling bearing that does a whole lot of other stuff
youtu.be/lmToXLVrZ7c
Thinking costs almost nothing. Unless you're a paid shill... Then thinking can get pricey
It's a touchy topic.

They also desperately need money because they have a lot of debt from university
They got fucked now they're paying it forward... Also please provide me examples where crowdfunded researchers have made a major breakthrough in any field
If they're being crowdfunded IMHO they should be obligated to open source their research

>why I'm entertaining this faggot is beyond me
Literally you•re pulling a bait and switch, first you said it was expensive to make videos asking for money for an imaginary research project, now you're saying... It's legit to panhandle as some trust fund baby who couldn't make in the big leagues of iatrogenic fraudulent medicine

> I honestly feel extremely sorry for cutfags

This.

DONATE MONEY OR PROMOTE THEM OR SOMETHING, THEY'RE LEGIT motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/regrowing-foreskins-like-salamander-arms

That's an age old comparison.. Salamanders... Reptilians... They can usually regenerate limbs
>Vice
Back to plebbit

around 1 billion cut men vs however millions of cut women? It's kind of obvious who should be taken care of first.

>Don't hear about it all that much
Except the headline news and criminal charges when any incident happens in the US. But it must be nice being so willfully ignorant.

it should be a criminal offense i agree. no parent should give a decision like that based on some fairy tale creature in the sky. the person who owns the skin should be the one who decides.

the problem is that even if they do restore the skin, the nerves will never be replaced that were in the original foreskin so basically you won't get your sensitivity back as it should be, you'll only be sporting a new hat for your head.

They've actually completed some research, and have released it. Here.

docdro.id/KjgXZ3U

Who gives a fuck that feminists with bleeding heart syndrome want to hear about that irrelevant shit in the news... It's pretty easy not to hear about it in the day and age we live in... You can self moderate what news you see and local news always panders to the lowest common denominator
Their goal was to get a starting point...I don't understand anything else in that report

Well, the rest of it is science stuff. It's them finding the best way to remove the cells from the tissue. If you would actually take a closer look, you would see that.

Yes, i talked with them about it. They were really surprised because for their generation it's just something that never even crossed their minds. You just did it. (((Doctors))) have been pushing it for so long that no one gave it a second though.
Currently restoring through tugging btw, and it's both great and annoying.
Great because it gives you some slack to roll back and forth.
Annoying to wear the fucking thing all day, and annoying that it takes a long fucking time (years) to finish.

My mom told me my dad thought mine should look like his.
I love my dad but sometimes he just doesn't think.

Foregen will not happen in this lifetime.

Just do the normal restoring methods that men have been doing for decades. It requires dedication and persistence. But most people on this baord should understand what it means to stick to a routine that yields slow but worthwhile results. It can be done.

Foreskinrestore.com

So this won't make my dick bigger?
I'm uncut.
I just need a bigger dick.
Any research out there for me?
Oh and a reliable way of not balding that doesn't include reducing my sex drive like Propecia.

>But most people on this baord should understand what it means to stick to a routine that yields slow but worthwhile results. It can be done

Fuck I know you're right but for some reason I find it easy to stick to my lifting routine, yet I've tried to start foreskin restoration on 3 separate occasions and eventually just stopped. Maybe because progress comes even slower, it feels like nothing is happening and there's no incentive to continue.

Dick and brain is fucked.

You'll need to keep looking up more outlandish hardcore things to get off, or take a longer time to find that one video.

You've taught your dick to be satisfied by your hand, a woman's pussy wont be able to do it for you.

I hope you don't smoke or have diabetes.

...

got a version for humans, not ants?

Penis stretching works according to a reputable German medical journal

phallosan.com/clinical-study.html

>Pierced balls

Dude, it's doable in this lifetime, and in the next 3 years. They've done it with vaginas already. Are you really trying to sell this device that isn't actually the real thing?

Iktfb.
Lifting does give some sort of immediate satisfaction, in that you get a pump, maybe get a PR erc. Its fun to do.

Restoration provides no immediate satisfaction or incentive, thus you have to really want it.

The best advice I can give is this: Dont try to go all out with it, as you will find it frustrating and quit. Every time I tried to do 24/7 restoring I would quit after a couple of weeks. Instead do what you can do. My typical routine, which Ive stuck to for 6 months now is as follows:

-When i wake up I have a shower and clean my DTR. I then put it on in tugging mode, with a very strong elastic wrapped around my foot. I call this 'hardcore mode' and I focus on getting the most intense stretch possible. I usually only last 30-45mins before its too much. I then go to work and do the rest of my day without any redtoring.

-When i get home I put the DTR on in normal mode as shown in the pic and wear while I am making dinner, doing household chores, on the internet etc. (Im wearing it right now)

-Before bed I will do the hardcore method again if Im not too tired and need to sleep.

If I miss part of my routine due to a busy day or unforseen events, I dont let it worry me. If I miss a whole weekend due to doing fun shit, I try not to worry about it.

The results are coming. I have nearly got all of my pink inner skin hidden under rollover, which was my initial goal. It gets easier the more skin you have too.

Dude, Foregen is gonna be ready in 3 years. The science is proven, it's just the application of it that needs to be figured out. Animal trials(recelling and attachment) are around next year.

telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/11420694/Circumcised-men-may-soon-be-able-to-regrow-their-foreskin.html

towleroad.com/2015/02/foreskin/

goodmenproject.com/featured-content/can-men-really-re-grow-foreskins-hesaid/

menshealth.com/best-life/custom-made-foreskin (this site seems to be down temporarily, but hey, they also have a very popular magazine)

Meant you, not this other number. 41185369

See
There, I didn't fuck it up this time.

Thanks, Dr. Hanikel.
I'll look into it.

No, it's the whole thing. Look it up.

Wrong guy, meant
Yeah, it's the whole thing.

l-carnitine and l-citrulline make my dick diamonds, like i'm taking cialis