"user, it's time for your annual physical."

>tfw no hot doctor bf to tell me it's time for my anal

someone call the ambulance, the nigga got roasted

pretty worried cause i just shot heroin

Every time I go to the odcytor I hear the following

>"Are you taking any steroids?"
>"250g protein is too much, you only need 60g a day."
>"Creatine is extremely harsh on your body."

Why are western doctors such cucks?

>Needs an electronically amplifying Littman stethoscope.
>Can't determine a heart murmur or ascertain respiratory pathology with a classic Littman II.
>Having him as my doctor in the first place.
>No