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Jiggling fat actually disgusts me. Left only looks acceptable in 2D.

left, if you like muscle girls you prolly gay

I'll take literally anything pls. I just want to be loved

The happy medium who's trying to fend off Chad, Jamal, Vincent, and Dadbod.

DUDE IM GAY LMAO

>There are people here who would choose a fat cellulite ass over a thick and powerful Chun Li thigh

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There are people here who don't have a choice.

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muscular of course.

right, no idea why anyone would choose hamplanet on the left

yea this

Anime girls don't get cellulite

JESUS

Would you?

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT

Good one

Kek

These are braphogs

I'll take this option

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nice ass chestlet

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTTT

MUH DICK

For cartoon girls I prefer the left one but for real girls right is better

That's not how anatomy works user.
People forget how fucking disgusting fat is, ever seen those biopsies of fatties? Their muscles look fucking flayed because the fat fucks your ligaments and fibers up and let's not even get started on your fucking capillaries. I hate fat people and fat enablers. You're a detriment to mankind.

>tfw when she no match with me even though I sent the superlike

>LUGS
Into the fucking TRASH

Either or. Both get my dick hard.

Fixed that for you
>in paint, while drunk, but the point still stands

And I pick right like a sensible person.

Shes built like roger the alien, even has the gery shirt on

I'm a white, so right.

great job

I'd give a smack

lol

Cellulite is primarily caused by shitty circulation tho, it's not unheard of for fat asses to be cellulite free and for skinny asses to still have cellulite, it's just that fat women tend to have shitty skin circulation whereas fit women tend to have excellent skin circulation

It's way more uncommon for fat ases to be cellulite free than for fit asses to have it.
Also the majority of women have cellulite, at one point or another at least.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5234561/
>Despite its high prevalence (80%–90%) in postpubertal female patients of all races, little epidemiologic data on its exact prevalence, incidence, and associating factors have been published.5 Cellulite may worsen during high estrogen states, including pregnancy, nursing, and chronic use of oral contraceptives. Although diet, exercise, and lifestyle, however, do not appear to be associated with its development, weight gain and obesity can worsen the appearance of existing cellulite.

Still tho cellulite is primarily caused by shitty circulation, being a fatass just makes your circulation worse, better circulation=less cellulite

ergo-log.com/aronia-reduces-cellulite.html

>Anonymous 4 minutes ago No.4118565
Yeaah, I get that, but
>weight gain and obesity can worsen the appearance of existing cellulite
Fat people have worse cellulite due to constricts capillaries from the pressure of the fat.

>That's a guy

Anyway I like well shaped quads and hamstrings too. Giant ass on top of shitty legs is nigger quality

Fuark the left looks like a nut sack now

fuck cant stop laughing

yoga bum

I prefer thr butt on the left

My nigga

A mostly muscular ass looks amazing but feels fucking awful.

Nothing is less attractive than grabbing a big ass and it feels like stone

Left is where its at

Considering the amount of fat the woman on the left has, that isn't realistic.

Appealing? Sure.
Know what else is appealing? Anime chatacters fucking each other's beautiful, anatomically incorrect bodies.

>having all fat going straight to thighs and not having cellulite and/or stretch marks

Pass.
One on the right?
WouldLetCrushMyHeadLikeSparrowEggBetweenThighs/10

>WouldLetCrushMyHeadLikeSparrowEggBetweenThighs/10

did somebody say sparrow?

80% right/20% left

Why not both? :^]

I forget, is this sparrow?

>relaxed muscle feels like stone
have you ever felt an your unflexed leg? it isnt stone

this is sparrow

Left from the waist up, right from the waist down

ye...maybe..?

Wew lad.
I didn't know it was possible to piss yourself on a 160 kg deadlift.

Girls peeing themselves isn't uncommon from doing deadlifts desu
How much does sparrow weigh, looks like maybe 140lbs?
160kg~350lbs, that's bretty good for a small girl.

this

this

Right, I love the left from a fetish standpoint tho.

THISTBQHFAMALAM

>Girls peeing themselves isn't uncommon from doing deadlifts desu

Found my new fetish

Man now I'm gonna be creeped out when I see a grill doing heavy deadlifts at my gym.
Oh wait, that never happens AH HA HA.

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>There are people here who don’t have a choice.
What did he mean by this?

Would I fuck a man?

BBBRRRAAAAAAPPP

he can only get with fat chicks cause he's too autistic to get with hot chicks

Same reason why deadlift butt plugs are an actual thing, you squeeze you pelvic floor hard when you lift.
Anyway, most girls are brainwashed that they'll turn into she-hulks if they lift at all, let alone 100lbs.

I'd wreck ya breh.

Tits are just fake asses anyway

what is the equivalent body type of this for men? ottermode? seeing that plump butt with small waist just automatically makes me wanna smash, what does that for grills?

SS GOMAD

Apparently it's a huge shoulder to waist ratio combined with huge arms, and defined thighs and very noticable glutes.
Not bodybuilder or strongman huge but just big enough to notice some definition.

Women are more then a bit

>lifting with her back
>hitched it
>pissed herself

Nice try Kiyoshi.
We all know you prefer tits.

Yup ottermode it is.

Alexander Skarsgard in Tarzan is probably the upper limit of muscle mass before girls go from insta-wet to scared.

Would destroy all of them, all, every sigle one...

That's the one

I'll take both.

>Not wanting superior hybrid ass

core looks so off compared to his arms

Girls peeing themselves from almost anything isn't uncommon. Laughing
Crying. Stress. We used to have bucket duty at a dance studio when the girls went through the exam process.

I choose THIS option

>muscular asses feel like stone
Confirmed for never having touched one, fuck them sour grapes am I right

it's not how pure muscle looks like either
an ass that dry will look like this

and she'll probably be infertile or something with 1% bodyfat

>not a good balance of fat and muscle

You are like little baby watch this.

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1. you don't have any muscles because you'd know they're soft when relaxed
2. you've never grabbed a girl's ass
so why are you here, spreading your objectively wrong opinions?

Eh, pic doesn't quite do reality justice. Left doesn't have all the cellulite drawn in that would invariably exist. With right, unless someone was stupidly low body fat there would be at least some cushion back there I addition to the muscle (I have to assume a decent amount in the case of right based on them tiddies). All that said I'd much rather have right, that butt looks great AND it'll hold up in the long run.