Veeky Forums Eternally BTFO by the Dad Bod

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Fox and grapes,

no troll for you.

NEXT!

We don't need 40 threads about this inconsequential video.

>hey just admit you want to have sex with that hot guy standing there, it's okay you are a slut we won't judge you
no

does anybody not understand the psychology behind this?

here is another example, do you think an average person will admit the fucked up fetish porn to someone they just met or would they rather say they watch something super softcore if they were asked what they liked?

ACTUALLY WATCH THE VIDEO YOU RETARDS

I'm literally fucking shaking right now. FUCK FATTIES

I literally started lifting for girls a year ago. I look decent now, but after this video what the fuck is the point? This literally proves that its all about face, height, and frame. Girls dont give a FUCK about muscles. They will take a dadbod with face and height over a muscled ugly person. I've fucking wasted over a year of my life.

what women say and think are two totally different things

lifting for girls, kek. lift for yourself and your health

>and your health

lifting is not "healthy" for you, it actually puts your joints at risk as you get older. Cardio sure, but lifting alone is not "healthy"

STOP SHILLING YOUR VIDEOS HERE CONNOR
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT

This video was falsely created by connor murphy in an attempt to make more men have dad bods.

The real version of this video has them picking connor everytime.

Connor knows that if this is what men think women want, they will do it. This ultimately leads to less competition for connor and his body.

Enjoy lads :)

The problem with Conner is that he's awkward. This video is bad because it makes girls seem overly slutty if they choose his body over a dad body. Plus there's an intimidation factor in play. tl;dr bad video.

>people are this retarded
holy shit. good bait

>Veeky Forums is surprised that women go for a bearded man instead of a shaved babbyboi

Ok I watched it.

The girl;s chose the fat guy for hugd
they chose connor for a 1 night stand..

This was slick jew advertising. Is connor 1/2 jew?

you retards have the attention span of fucking fish

The questions are, first, who would you rather hug. (Dadbod.) The second quesiton is who would you rather fuck. (Fitbod.)

I hate my school even more now
Texas State Uni, where SJWs are "moderate and sane"

The fat guy has neither height, face, or frame lmao

this kid is such a tool. not hating on him because he is fit since that takes a lot of hard work so good for him, but he just acts like such a faggot in these videos.

Literally every single girl voted for the fit guy in the video.

None of those girls are naturally good looking. They do nothing at all to actually increase their looks through natural means, like resistance training. All they do is slap on hundreds of dollars worth of make-up and fancy clothing. But when you take away the make-up and fancy clothes they all look like utter trash shit cunts.

This is why I can't deal with the modern woman, no substance at all, they're literally disguising themselves as being more attractive than they actually are. THIS IS NOT COMPARABLE TO LIFTING BECAUSE LIFTING ADDS ACTUAL MUSCLE TO YOUR BODY WHICH IS FUCKING REAL, NOT SOME ILLUSION THAT DISAPPEARS IF YOU PUT WATER OVER IT.

>The problem with Conner is that he's awkward.
He's normal now. Or even above average confidence. You should have seen his earlier vids if you like cringe fest

Wanna lift together fellow bobcat?

>lifting for women
>making it

Did any of you cucks even watch the video?

>First question: Which one do you like hugging more?

Dad bod wins (wow hugs, gg clap clap).

>Who would you take hom for a one night stand
Literally all points go to Connor Murphy

fucking retards

This. Admitting outright that you prefer the cut guy to the camera would both paint you as superficial and say that you want to have sex with him; whereas doing the opposite would paint you as a "realist", "down to earth", sweet or whatever, and no one would imagine you actually want to have sex with him there and then. No one wants to be presented as a slut in front of thousands of people.

Yeah, it's a pointless experiment.

Some girls actually are into the dadbod/strongfat look but they're not especially common.

I saw the guy getting hugs as the friendzone guy. Someone who you want to hug and keep around on the side to validate yourself while fucking the alpha on the side.

WTF ARE ALL THESE REPLIES HERE?

EVERYONE VOTED FOR CONNOR MURPHY FOR ONE NIGHT STAND.

THE FAT GUY LITERALLY GOT ZERO POINTS; EXCEPT FOR HUGS.

LMFAO BRAINDEAD IMBECILE RETARDS DIDNT EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO BUT REPLY TO THIS THREAD

*nor

>women prefer larger men
Why is this surprising? This is biologically ingrained. Larger = stronger, protector, better genes to pass onto offspring

>show girls licking connors abs and shit
>THIS IS WHAT GIRLS WANT LOOK AT IT THE PURE TRUTH
>show girls prefering and saying they like the dad body better
>NO NO THIS CAN'T BE TRUE THEY ARE LYING I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT I KNOW IT FUCK

You people don't care about evidence you will accept or disregard whatever fits or not your agenda or beliefs
>inb4 le one person hurr

>calling your body your "bod"
Just as bad as the communist fuck faces that call vegetables "veggies" and husbands "hubbies"
Fucking STOP IT

>do you think an average person will admit the fucked up fetish porn to someone they just met or would they rather say they watch something super softcore if they were asked what they liked?

a bunch of youtubers tried doing this to people at a bar asking what kind of porn they like. even though i was drunk i had enough sense to just say models

What about the chicks that prefer ottermode/twinks?

Literally autistic

Wrong way around dipshit. Most forms of "cardio" harm the joints and do very little for cardio adaptations, usually only in the lower limbs. The best way to protect and strengthen joints is CORRECT weightlifting (ie not powerlifting idiocy) and it's also a superior form of cardio compared to aerobics.

Girls would rather hug the dad bod and have a one night stand with the fit bod.

Reminder that having a dad bod means you are a cuck

Even weight lifters will tell you that you're full on fucking retarded.

The only way to get good cardio...is to do something that will strengthen your cardiovascular system.
And a 5x5 lifting session, which is not nearly enough to create good joint gains and will quickly lead to fucked joints no matter what, is piss poor for cardio health.

The only weight lifting that will do all of the shit you're talking about is bodybuilding type workouts that never go above 75% and rarely do the "big three lifts" and circuit training.

And it's been proven that the best resistance training in terms of overall health and longevity is just basic calisthenics.

>Reminder that having a dad bod means you are a cuck
The word cuck has lost all meaning, literally redit

Fuck you veggie poster

why is there a black guy wearing a bra at 4:05?

Why not lift and permabulk, you'll be strong and have the dad bod. Takes less effort too

The people trying to delude then selves are funning

He carry cash in there. Like you never did that in your 20s

Connors early videos were 100% better. He had that mean cocky look, wasn't talking and wasn't trying to be "nice". Just a cocky chad mofo.

Maybe it's because the fit dude has an unproportionally small head.
Seriously, it's fucking weird to look at

Is Connor now an alpha name?

ripped guy is also rocking a pube goatee and is kind of creepy looking

THIS

THREAD OF AUTISTS

You're supposed to do a deload week every 6-8 weeks to let your joints heal>weightlifting [...] it's also a superior form of cardio compared to aerobics.
You're retarded, too

That doesn't happen to me, i'm pure vanilla fag. Actually people get surprised when they hear that leglocking, hand holding and impregnation are my fetishes. One girl told me "so you're just like a normal guy wanting to start a family?"
However i wouldn't mind my partner dressing up as a nazi officer and treating me like a POW, just a fantasy, no dildos or strap ons, just she dresses like nazi and starts fuckign me while also insulting me, telling me im just a breeding horse for the reich. But that's the most kinky stuff i'd want to do. Being innocent pure boy is suffering.
Oh to what degenrate times we've come.

If by strongfat you mean roiders that sit at 15-18% bf and thus barely have no abs, then yeah, there are girls into that.

No one is into an actual belly and guys with indication of tits aka powerlifter.

Who would win in a street race. Connor Murphy or Conor McGregor?

You...you're supposed to do what bodybuilders do every day so you don't fuck your shit up!
Perfectly safe!

What's that? Runners take breaks from running as well?

Fuck that shit! POWER LIFTING AM SUPERIOR! Fucking idiot.

He's not normal. He's delusional and has no self awareness. Connor is the epitome of cringe.

>However i wouldn't mind my partner dressing up as a nazi officer and treating me like a POW, just a fantasy, no dildos or strap ons, just she dresses like nazi and starts fuckign me while also insulting me, telling me im just a breeding horse for the reich. But that's the most kinky stuff i'd want to do. Being innocent pure boy is suffering.
>Wanting to get fucked by a literal nazi
>More morally acceptable then wanting to get pegged and imagining your wife as a big strong bull
Come on, /pol/posting is all fun and games, but you have to be subtle.

But they only prefer the dad bod for friend zone and emotional tampon and possibly marriage later on in life after they've fucked enough fit bods

>big strong bull
Stop watching so much cuck porn, this is not the same, i'd want my wife to simply gently dominate me, no cuck shit, no disgusting "bull" carp or anything. My wife just talks dirty to me while fucking me in a nazi uniform, what's this different from her dressing as maid or nurse?

>and they say roiding won't fix our problems

Sure thing man, whatever makes you feel better

>i'd want my wife to simply gently dominate me
>no cuck shit
Pick 0.99999......... and only 0.99999.........

Are you fucking retarded? Has your subscritbiont to blacked fucked you up that much? How much of an ameba you have to be to compare domnation to cuckoldry?

I need to start taking steroids.

Are you a Jew?
If so, I can sort of see the appeal and I like dominating girls. But I suppose my version, would be like a girl calling me racial slurs and me fucking her. Sort of hot in a weird way.

get cucked fit fags, while you are slaving away in the gym im hugging your girlfriend!

>you have to be to compare domnation to cuckoldry?
it's an entry to cuckoldry. Slippery slope, dude. At first you will want your wife to order you to lick her feet or something and then you'll go deeper and deeper until Jamal is ravaging your wife while you're watching and inserting BBC dildo into your anus.

keep her warm for me, fag and go back home like a nice friendo, when I come back

Which do traps prefer?

You guys are retarded.

Women don't know what they want but they want everything

i was gonna stoneface my way through this hacky, faggoty family friendly video. But that fucking squeaking sound effect got me.

Hey, it's Mosley!

Those /thicc/ threads are made by a real life trap

He still thinks these aren't toned down prank videos with literal actors. Hows it feel to be less intelligent than a 12 year old

you're confusing lifting with egolifting

just a prank bro!

>trusting thots
>trusting a thot on a camera

She's either a.settling since she knows she's not that attractive for the dude on the left or b. Hiding the fact she'd rather have a hot guy with a six pack.

did anyone actually watch the video or just look at OPs screenshot? The dad bod wins most of the girls' choice for "which would you rather hug", but loses almost 100% of the girls on "who would you rather have a one night stand with", which is basically asking which is more attractive. i.e. the conclusion of the video is that girls prefer a fit body. why is everyone getting pissed about this.

They ask who she'd rather hug and they pick the fat guy. It's not about "having" either.

I'm not usually into /pol/ conspiracies but this dad bod shit has to have been started by kikes to convince white men to give up on working out and improving themselves, you never see them promoting niggers with dad bods

there's no dad bod for niggers because none of them have dads

LOL niggers BTFO

How will they ever recover?

too ripped or buffed in a girls mind translates to 'he passes to much time at the gym, maybe he is gay, he is too self centered'

they didn't ask any sporty chick, only 6/10s and 3 night hoes

t. Started lifting last week.

HO LEE FUK lmao

All this proves is women want to be the better looking in the relationship.

>Hur dur I want to fuck that fit body dude
>But I want to settle with the ugly dad bod type because I am better looking and will have options and he wont plus the fit body guy will probably Chad me with other girls.

The video.

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If you're ugly and short, it's better to be fit ugly and short, than fat ugly and short.

Being fit has so many benefits that it's silly not to take care of your body.
>Higher perceived social value and intelligence
>longer life span
>confidence
>feel better in general
The list is endless.

*nors't

Doesn't the being perceived as more intelligent have a diminishing returns thing going on? Like single digit bodyfat isn't doing you any favours but 12ish will.

*whom'st

He gets mad when he sees Black Lawyers with their sons because his Dad put a pistol in his mouth rather than live to see the shitshow he eventually became

>using your joints harms them

okay

Well of course. Besides, no natty lifter will be at single digit body fat for very long, if ever.

connnor pls go

Threadly reminder proper weightlifting has more health benefits than cardio.

>black
>lawyer

WEWLAD nice b8

We're both laughing at you. His dad was a lawyer as was the rest of his family. They're black

:^)

>potentially moving to Austin next year from D.C.
>women are just absolute deplorable cancer here

I just want a qt Texan girl before she gets fat.

Did none of you watch the video before commenting on the content of the video? all of them chose the fit bod, 100% of the girls chose the fitbod, he took a screenshot when they were talking about hugs, falling for bait this hard.