Mirin

Pls gib mirin thread for good motivations and happinesses, am sad

>woman
>acknowledges my muscles that i worked
>positive emotions

>5'9 185 bulking
>head to mcdonalds for an epic post workout
>see cute young girl working register
>hey what can I get you
>she says it so casually like she actually wanted to, notice she says the same thing to my friend but different tone
>order my usual and throw a half smile
>she is intimidated and doesn't smile back
>girls are nervous of attractive people
>get food and eat with bro
>she was horny for my fucking dick. I would've banged the shit out of that tight ass. I've jacked off to the thought of her a dozen times

topkek

>present progressive of (to) make

>female member of the (no)homo sapiens sapiens species light reflecting organs percieves fotons reflected from my body, which has more hyerthrophied muscle mass than average body of a male of our species, which indicates strenght and good health
>said female central nervous system evaluates me as a fitting mating partner and exhibits specific changes in her behavior, showing her interest for me to recognize
>my senses discovers change in the said female behavior, brain compares it with other human reaction samples in my memories and uses social instincts, comes to conclusion that said female is willing to mate with me, which can be possibly resulting into spawn of offsprings and spreading my own genetic information
>this realization starts a complex of biochemical reactions, for example increased dopamine secretion in nucleus acumbens, which I, as a individual, subjectively percieve as pleasant

>do no workouts of any kind for about 1-2 years
>stop being a leftist and realise that being fit will increase my chances of scoring
>start hitting the gym
>fastforward 4-5 months
>actually know what I'm doing at the gym, or starting to know
>post random gym selfie on my wall instead of in a PM as intended
>look back at phone after a while
>mfw 10 notifications
>several people mirin or actually giving my existance some acceptance for the first time in forever

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>political ideology having anything to do with lifting
>4-5month noob gains

Get out, please. You have the entirely wrong mindset.

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>political ideology having anything to do with lifting
It does.
lefties are weak minded individuals that need the government to get them what they want instead of working for it themselves

Dude i was going for a bench set of 185 x 2 but after glancing at this thread I got 185 x 5. I shit you not.

More impressed looking grills please

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she's pretty cute. Also is that a Gnar plushie from League of Legends?

Never got that many mires before now that I think about it... Feelsbadman. But I'm also pretty much a hermit outside of work so that has at least a little to do with it.

>strenght

delete this trash, user.

pretty sure its kaypea but i could be wrong

These are Veeky Forums mirin stories in a nutshell-
>see grill
>she looked in my general direction
>omg bros she totally wants my dick
>made it

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw

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are you white? how come white people can always fuck their cousins like it's nothing

>finaly start wearing sleevless shirts to the gym now its not feezing outside
>walking to my dorm elevation
>group of girls walking down the hall past me talking
>the girl who was talking abruptly stops talking and mires as shes passing me.
>her friends start laughing at her
>"oooooh who's that sarah??"
>tfw too shy so I keep walking

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Alpha as fuck

Don't give these plebeian sluts any attention

Kaypea give me gains

wtf bruh

>at bar last Thursday
>buddy says arms are lookin big

Then I went home alone

girls think it to man they just wont tell you

tfw too smart to reproduce

I enjoyed this, user.
Keep it up.

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Happened today
> mn fag
> driving in coon rapids
> pull up to super America to get gas and some Gatorade
> pull up at the same time as super cutie thicc 5'3 cardio bunny and her male companion, probably the boyfriend
> walking in to the gas station with my buddy
> see grill walking towards door, giggles looks at me and runs up to door
> opens door, gives biggest grin and says "after you sir" and looks back to the car where boyfriend is looking on, giving me and my buddy the eyeballs
> while inside grill follows us around, caught her looking at my chest then she starts pretending like she was looking for some snacks on the isle behind me
> waiting to get rang up at cashier
> grill behind us with her caribou frappuchinos
> says to me while "you're really strong, can you lift me" giggles
> "haha probably not"
> see the joy fade from her face as i slowly realize what i had said
> "i mean not cause you're fat, my arms are just sore today"
> mfw she fake smiles and starts to play with her phone
> say "you smoke?"
> face light up "cigarettes?"
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> "oh, yeah here take my snapchat we can match sometime "
> get snap
> chick gets rang up before me and leaves
> says "have a good day, gentlemen" to me and my buddy and winks at me as she walks out


BREHS! AUTISMO IS REVERSIBLE!

>am bulkan
>slowly walk into McDonald's to conserve calories
>grill at register
>recieved customer service
>shewantsthedeveryonewantsthed.jpg

Yeah guys I made it lmao 100 100 swag 420 frfr

that probably not line was alpha as fuck. I had a similar fuck up when me and my roomate were talking to some sorority girls. one of them was joking she had only had 4 sexual partners. I was kind of drunk and thinking I doubted that because she was hot. So I said "Really? only four?" That shit would have hit the fan so quick if my roommate didn't change the subject.

Let me guess, you’re #swoleleft? Leftism is inherently for the weak-willed and weak-minded. Leftists do not believe in personal responsibility.

you seem like a faggot, but are a cuckservative, so it's an oxymoron, like how you have a penis but are actually a lil bitch

hey stop arguing plz guys

mfw I see dead memes

Someone pls post the stabil variant

ain't dead yet boi

The number of people not recognizing this meme is astounding. That many new people.

I REALLY hope this takes off again

>coon rapids
lmao I'm so sorry

What makes you think they are plebian sluts?

>be Dan Schneider
>see OP grill
>her feet are exposed
>adequate for licking
>offer her a job in a tv show
>lick her feet
>she says nice

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>Flex a cep
>sperg.jpg

Because they don't make us marry eachother after like in Afghanistan

Not sure if this is better as an intentional or unintentional reference but this is literally a scene from american psycho

I do believe in personal responsibility but I'm also not retarded enough to apply it on the macro scale.

The average human is an incredibly lazy piece of shit and half of the population are worse than average

Scream all you want but most people will never get their lives in order and are content to keep floating by in life

I would rather have the alcoholic single mother get free government assistance for her 9 kids because it's better for everyone if those kids get fed and become passive gas clerks and contribute to the economy

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>Be me, 19, first year of college
>At party at friend's gf and her roommates place, drunk af
>Came straight from gym, so pump still kinda there, wearing tank top and gym shorts
>Talking to 8/10 qt about smash
>Tell her I could totally smash her
>Takes my hand and pulls me into her room
>I actually start the gamecube while she jumps on the bed
>She was pretty good at smash, but she mained kirby, so I got mad and left

Will lifting ever cure my autismo? I feel like I've wasted my college years and the abundant sloots.

No it's better to let them suffer for their consequences and not enable that kind of behavior in our society. All 9 of those children are completely lost without a proper father figure along with a mother figure, they will all grow up to be as useless and irresponsible as the father that left them and the mother too stupid to make good decisions.

>getting a curry
>based indian owner I've known since I was a kid comes out and chats
>looks me up and down
>asks if I'm working out these days
>say yes
>gives me extra food for free
w-was he mirin?

kek they will rob you one day and leave you dead in the street.

I went to lunch with some coworkers and one of them complimented me on my broad shoulders. One of the girls was looking at a muscular guy in a tight-fitting shirt at a nearby table, another one said that I'd probably look the same if I wore a shirt like that because I was "pretty buff"

I nearly dropped my spaghetti because I'm not at all used to people thinking of me that way. I'm still DYEL as fuck, I've just been doing a lot of pull ups because I don't have to leave my house to do them.

I switched to a different cleanser a few weeks ago and my acne is almost totally gone now which I think has made the biggest difference in my self esteem

Ummm mister..this is not only in afganistan. Pretty much most of the middle east

You're retarded if you are conflating personal responsibility to larger, more intricate socioeconomic issues and global ideals.

Just grow up. Lifting literally has nothing to do with political ideology, and I've been lifting for seven years before all this hashtag business.

You are, most likely, very new here compared to others. Maybe you should follow your ideology and not bring your culture into ours. Follow the Veeky Forums culture. Work hard, lift often, post gains. That's it, none of this political bullshit from the cuckservative right or the limp dick left. No one wants to hear it.

>annoyed at fighting kirby
no tech-skill normie detected, stay low tier pleb

I'm talking playing kirby like a dumbass. x,x,x,x,x,down,b and neutral b.

Nice get m8

You didn't shit in the street after? Don't show your face there again.

This is why you have white niggers

I kid you not. I hate that city, was only swinging through to help a friend

She wanted the fugg

>be full skelly
>dating asian qt for a year
>start lifting during that time
"don't get too big, I like you how you are"
>ignore her keep lifting
>a few months of lifting and eating later, escaping skelly mode
>qt is riding me, hands on my chest
"I can feel your man chest"
>feels good

>manlet
>she was horny

lmfao in your fucking dreams midget

Lol this is how governments fall too many lower class people with nothing to lose.

It's like you want to get your daughter raped and your home pillaged

What was the cleanser plug that shit

Nice.
Reminds me of a webm I saw when an asian cutie was riding a white dude and grabs his pecs, making note of how big they are.
The guy whips out the "they're 4 u" and she has herself a giggle.

>Not training for the day of the rope

Fucking degenerate, if you aren't willing to hang all the darkies and rape all the white thots within a 100 mile radius, only for the purpose of making more white babies, then you gotta go bro. There is no other option.

Civilians need to step aside

Bro, I'm in Hawaii... One of many, but my favorite, just got done snorkeling and I was standing there enjoying the view on the beach. This super tan, fit, grill in a thong bikini walked up to me smiling.. then walked past me and bent over to.. pick up some sand?

>Renewing gym membership
>New worker there
>Giving out my info again because the system is dumb
>Name, number of sessions
>"What about your phone number?" she says
>I never got asked for a phone number before, I say
>"Well we don't need it buuuuuuuuuuuuut....." and gives me the biggest flirt look I have ever seen in my life
>Keep silent and just maintain eye contact
>"Okay then" and becomes visibly disappointed

Too bad I am in a relationship I'd smash it.

>getting motivated by OTHER people getting mired, not you

I bet you watch cuck porn

Most importantly though - motivation is worthless garbage, discipline is all.

godspeed

>motivation is worthless garbage, discipline is all.

BINGO

I WIN!

I didn't think anyone would post this. Been waiting for it since the solid post.

>losing to a fucking low tier
embarrasing my man

I'm 90% sure that you are a fat fuck who thinks he understands everything after 2 weeks of successful dieting
I bet you browse /pol/ too

>tfw dont know if underrated or pasta

Delete this

>>be 5'7
>>been hitting gym for 6 months
>>barely pass dyel mode
>>new planet fitness has windows everywhere
>>in popular shopping area so grils mirin left n right

i never been mired by so many decent looking women in my life

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what the fuck is this shit

>solid
getsme every time

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me bulkarian
walk into mc tendies
man at registry
recieve special service
he gives me a lot of protein

>playing ff14
>grill jumping around me
>says let me invite you to my fc i love your name
>sorry I'm a trial

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Lmao nice man. I have head several guy friends tell me I'm looking bigger, but no girls have commented yet. Don't know what to make of that....

I work as a bus boy/server at a restraunt where all the waitresses are 8/10 teen girls and all the customers are college kids so I get mired usually everytime I walk outside but here it goes
>get called to bus table
>wearing ripped jeans and tanktop
>I already have a little bit of a pump from carrying heavy ass trays all day
>walk outside and theres a table full of cute chicks looking at me
>I walk over and start clearing the table next to them
>I pick up the tray and start walking in and I hear one of the girls say
>"they have some really hot guys that work here"
>I turn around and smile at her and the whole table starts giggling
I'm always getting asked by the other employees if I'm on steroids and they ask me for some but I'm completely natty

>be at a party with an old female friend who I had a fling with reking her relationship
>we were at bad terms for years but slowly being friends again
>jokingly slap her ass and make a flirty comment about it being thick
>mfw shes many years into a new relationship and now shes sending flirty messages and wants to see me

kys

top jej

I look forward to seeing you on the News when the psychotic guy whose relationship you rekted decides to go Marilyn Manson on you two love birds

I swear you betas love the taste of other men's cum in your mouth. You two piece of shit people deserve each other you really do.

shes cute. whats the catch?

>super cutie thicc 5'3 cardio bunny
That doesn't make sense

>giving me and my buddy the eyeballs
haha what the fuck is English your second language

>I look forward to seeing you on the News when the psychotic guy whose relationship you rekted decides to go Marilyn Manson on you two love birds
Can confirm, this is the reason I got Veeky Forums. Now lifting is a habit that makes my life less awful

I remember last summer like it was yesterday. I was in the park and this guy stormed onto the basketball courts and proceeded to have a massive argument. He basically asked this guy like yo was you in my house I heard you fucked my girl. The guy who did it left his wallet so the cuck basically handed the guy his wallet and shot him right on the basketball court.

Everyone ran except me because I was so use to seeing people get shot from the hood it didn't bother me. I just remember going up to the guy...the cuck shot him right in his face and just walked off like nothing happened. Guys eyeball was just dangling...it was awful.

No one ever identified who did it but it did end up making the news that night.

Its so not worth it trying to cuck guys you don't know. You never know when you meet that one psychopath. It literally can cost you your life

>giving some documents to a student on her first year at uni
>while she's taking the papers, she looks at my arms
>"wow, those are muscular"
>touches bicep
>goes away smiling

Still waiting for summer, though.

>at doctor
>getting bloodwork done
>nurse: you have good arms for this
>puts needle in me
i didnt know what to respond, i was just silent fml