>sumo deadlift day
>back from gym
>changing clothes
>pull my boxers down
>they won't come out
>actually have to make a C shaped motion from the back to get em off now
WTF, I have a muscle-butt now. Thanks, Veeky Forums...
>sumo deadlift day
>back from gym
>changing clothes
>pull my boxers down
>they won't come out
>actually have to make a C shaped motion from the back to get em off now
WTF, I have a muscle-butt now. Thanks, Veeky Forums...
I have this as a background
>brags about his joocey glutes
>doesn't post them
Why are you even here
show us that sweet tight anus of your's or begone faggot!
I ain't homophobic but that shit sounds mad gay bro, sorry.
That Wendler routine gave me some juicy glutes though, no lie.
I just googled "muscle butt" and this came up lol.
Is that Hercules?
but n-no homo
But without the best part.
pics or it didn't happen
yee it's the statue of hercules touching casus with his pee pee
yeah but i'm not
>gay
just show us that sweet cornhole of yours you ungrateful faggot.
I've been edging for nearly an hour to blow a fucking load at a sight of sweet sweet tight twinkie anus but nooooo you are afraid of being gay.....
fucking faggot tease
came here to say this
Post your glutes, asshole.
>I'm gonna brag about my ass gainz to a board full of other borderline gay guys on the interwebs
>i'm not showing my ass! t-that's gay!
fucking idiot
See, you single just proved that there is such thing as asking for it.
you brag about having a sweet ass and flaunt it but wont show it.
If you get raped, know that you asked for it.
how do i get a thicc butt? i can never get my glutes to fire during squats and lunges, the only thing that does it anymore are froggy glute lifts and glute lift bridges
genetics
i'm hispanic
>I ain’t homophobic…
You fell for another Jewish meme, OP.
>sounds mad gay
>browsing Veeky Forums
lmaoooooooo
Squats with a band around your knees? I like doing them to get my glutes firing.
>hasn't yet discovered overhead deadlifts
Time to level up
Don't worry a slick, bruh. I'm gay, but not gay, and homophobic, now post those glutes.