Sumo deadlift day

>sumo deadlift day
>back from gym
>changing clothes
>pull my boxers down
>they won't come out
>actually have to make a C shaped motion from the back to get em off now

WTF, I have a muscle-butt now. Thanks, Veeky Forums...

I have this as a background

>brags about his joocey glutes
>doesn't post them

Why are you even here

show us that sweet tight anus of your's or begone faggot!

I ain't homophobic but that shit sounds mad gay bro, sorry.

That Wendler routine gave me some juicy glutes though, no lie.

I just googled "muscle butt" and this came up lol.

Is that Hercules?

but n-no homo

But without the best part.

pics or it didn't happen

yee it's the statue of hercules touching casus with his pee pee
yeah but i'm not
>gay

just show us that sweet cornhole of yours you ungrateful faggot.
I've been edging for nearly an hour to blow a fucking load at a sight of sweet sweet tight twinkie anus but nooooo you are afraid of being gay.....
fucking faggot tease

came here to say this

Post your glutes, asshole.

>I'm gonna brag about my ass gainz to a board full of other borderline gay guys on the interwebs
>i'm not showing my ass! t-that's gay!

fucking idiot

See, you single just proved that there is such thing as asking for it.
you brag about having a sweet ass and flaunt it but wont show it.
If you get raped, know that you asked for it.

how do i get a thicc butt? i can never get my glutes to fire during squats and lunges, the only thing that does it anymore are froggy glute lifts and glute lift bridges

genetics

i'm hispanic

>I ain’t homophobic…
You fell for another Jewish meme, OP.

>sounds mad gay
>browsing Veeky Forums

lmaoooooooo

Squats with a band around your knees? I like doing them to get my glutes firing.

>hasn't yet discovered overhead deadlifts

Time to level up

Don't worry a slick, bruh. I'm gay, but not gay, and homophobic, now post those glutes.