Gotta eat big to get big, right bros?

who is this fluid druid

Enjoy coughing up black mass every morning and breathing heavy just walking up stairs

>but it helps muh stress ugh I can't go a day without it

lmao weak willed faggot

>misinterpreting sarcasm
work on your mental gains, brainlets.

It's not even lung cancer you need to worry about, its COPD, heart disease and emphysema which are pretty likely for longish term smokers.

I smoke and I bet I'm in much better shape than you, little ugly dyel lmao

>people itt falling for the jews le smoking is bad propaganda
Holy fuck you faggots really are brainwashed

wow can you guys get any more triggered over someone else's life choices?

please redpill me on the jewish campaign against cigarettes.

Prove to me that it's unhealthy without linking to some words written by jews

>If I just keep telling nyself its ok, it's ok!

the unironic truth? alright dude

1.) smoking causes people to be more financially stable, they understand the value of a dollar a lot more than a non-smoker, they save their money better, they MAKE more money by being more aggressive and taking bigger risk, giving them far more mobility than a slave (which the jewish media wants to create)

2.) people who smoke but quit are more impulsive, so they'll spend more recklessly, buy more food, consume more media, and generally be far less responsibly than a non-smoker

3.) smokers don't need alternative escapism like facebook or twitter, they're happy with just a 5min break every couple hours, it's all they need... but the jews need your social stats to keep the ad revune flowing, so you'll be on social media a lot more

there's more, these are some key facts... stay woke friend

This is literally a board about health and fitness I cant imagine a better troll than saying smoking is good for you

>facts

I want you to consider for about 10 seconds how you could be wrong about every conviction you've ever held.

Here I'll start.

Straight up brother.
The enslaved masses needs to wake the hell up.

>being this retarded

No Ur not gonna make it for being a faget.
Plenty of smokers made it and plenty will.

Why do people order Dominos when you can now so easily get delivery from real pizza restaurants online

If you're gonna eat unhealthy it might as well be the best quality

You forgot a couple of big ones like that nicotine is a solid nootropic. And how almost if not all demonizing studies use chain-smokers as subjects.

Actually kill yourself

They always use old people too, like what the fuck, a old person dies regardless of smoking or not.

as a europoor that visits nyc quite often

USA Domino's pizza is better than any top tier restuarant in EU

Fuck it, I've been straight for 5 months but I just realized my life has been shittier since I quit. I'm going to go buy a pack.

alright you guys, you've convinced me with tons of solid arguments. I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes!

Fuck off you filthy demonic jew

t. corporate jew

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André_Calantzopoulos
this is the CEO of Philip Morris, a respectable greek businessman.

your tastebuds are retarded

This is a new level of shitposting

>calling me a jew while defending buying cigarettes

lmao

>no attempts to prove the hard cold facts wrong

gotta smoke big to divide the cells in my lungs, throat, mouth uncontrollably amirite?

>no one attempts to reply seriously to a neet loser who spends his time shitposting on Veeky Forums

>projecting
Did I trigger you my little friend?

>facts
You're a dumb cunt. I just typed that out so it much be a cold hard fact.

Don't do it
Correlation is not causation

>le projection me me

you sure got me :^)

Yet here you are day...after day...after day...after day

Don't pretend to be me, jew.

>People who smoke but quit are more impulsive

Holy shit, he's so bluepilled he doesn't even realize that smoking is the culprit here.

Relax dude, no need to be so upset.

If you smoke, you are low-class. Smoking is for shift workers.

yet you're posting anime

lmaoing @ all these autists who don't realize that this guy is b8tin them

smoking IS bad, inhaling carcinogenic smoke and carbon monoxide directly into your lungs is why its bad.
The chemicals in cigs are trivial compared to this

I smoke the same cigarettes as the queen of my country, she sure is low class when the fat neckbeard on Veeky Forums said so lmao.

This message has been brought to you Newport and Marlboro

Yet you post on the butthole of the internet, the anime imageboard Veeky Forums.
#rekt

Many things in this world are bad. A cigarette won't kill you, cause your teeth to fall off, make you impotent and kill you. Not even one a day. 40 a day for decades MIGHT.

>Prove to me that it's unhealthy without linking to some words written by jews
Entire establishment btfo

Now THIS is good bait

yet you're still being baited into replying to worthless posts that are purposely placed to attempt to mask the retarded shitposting going on in this thread

What shitposting?
The faggots claiming that smoking is bad for you?

:))

lmao @ all you freaking out over the smoking redpill, y'all bitches better get back into the matrix :^)

Damn lmao stay woke af frfr w/dat knowledge my dude

SWAG
W
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>guy on the right
>chad
I mean, I'm not exactly good looking so not in a position to judge, but STILL

Hes so new he didn't know that post was literally 2 year old pasta and people are playing along

what the fuck are you talking about? i wrote that post and I unironically believe every statement I made

smoking is for the elite

would you like me to post the thread it was from that long ago because I can no problem

lmao go ahead you little shitposter, i literally sat here and typed that shit a few hours ago

yeah the effects are the same, just 40 times lower which means it's still bad for you. just quit you faggot. t. quit cold turkey after a pack a day for 2 years (I was a huge faggot at the time)

you like the algorithm. My boy wrote it. It looks real right

:^)

stfu virgin

Are you using the algorithm too. It looks like this Is going just as planned

>15 (you)s and counting

I'm proud of you

>buckle up fitizens
>we've reached new levels of shitposting

omy

Damn.
What's a good /starting smokes/ routine?

Was In that boat. Did it, regret it now 4 months later

However the test boost is great and I ran thru like 3 new hoes and scored 2 new jobs paying double my last jobs. It's seriously a Rollercoaster wit Cigs.

Poor bait.

you could at least get some decent pizza. wtf is that op.

Put that fish oil in the freezer bro.

...

Why?

she is from teekyu, cant remember her name
i highly recommend watching it if you are looking for a cheap alternative to lsd

youtube.com/watch?v=BEVGXSI416k

Well they can go bad, but mostly because it eliminates fish oil burps.

I wouldnt say better than any top-tier
but it is absurdly better than pretty much any mid-level restaurant that the EU can come up with

It might actually be the same guy. Just learnt about style

thats fucking golden

the drama is ongoing Lol.

>linking to r9k
Go back and stay there.