Kryptonite thread

1 box of 12 cookies is 1800 calories

JUST

seriously?
most cookies are at least 350 calories each.

I can eat a whole box of just about any cereal in one sitting ezpz.

hnnnnng

Been crushing these by the handful since easter

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I was just going to post this. ate a whole bag on easter. worth it.

OH MY FUCK

there were still some giant ass bags of them left

fuck

If you have not had these you are missing out..

Literal shit tier

With these double chocolate muffins from Costco you don't even want to know how many calories are in them.

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>mfw downing a few of those with a tall glass of ice cold whole milk

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Make way for the GOAT snack cake

I don't know how big muffins usually are in america, but in straya a muffin like that is around 2000 KJ.
After assuming american shit is usually bigger and has more sugar in it, i'd say around 3000 KJ?

MY NIGGA

fucking loblaws doesnt have them anymore for some reason

they had easter cakes that tasted pretty similar

I couldn't resist spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread if my life depended on it.

fucking this. i've been eating these since i was 12 and i can't stop myself

hnnnnnnngh it's the blueberry ones that get me >_>

why can't they just post the nutrition info for their baked items ffs, it's not like they're using a different process/mix for each batch.

i can go through a whole box of them EZ

they just get better and better

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The peanut m&ms also ughh

that used to be my favorite candy bar

i dont really ever buy candy bars anymore

>Binging on calorie free SIPS
Truly the patrician way to cheat

doritos

i dont give a fuck

you posted the wrong image

Never post that again. I have a bad history with those.

OHHHH SHEEEEEEEEET

Penis.

Tortilla chips and salsa. Doesn't matter what brand of chips or salsa but I can eat an entire jar in one sitting

what happened user? who hurt you?

>All these piss tier snack cakes
Make some room pls

when these go on sale i get at least 7 boxes

I got really fucking fat off eating those. As in I could eat an entire box in one sitting.

I'm Veeky Forums now, but damn can I already taste those Swiss Rolls in my mouth.

no cheddar cheese melted on the tortilla?

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im literally salviating just looking at that picture.

costco muffins are so

fucking

good

decent

breh just fit them in your macros and you can have them again

stop resisting

>get a load of this guy

Posting superior cake.

I can't believe how much shit I used to eat when I was a careless fat fuck. I could eat that in 5 minutes like it was nothing and don't even think about it.

>All this defense of those dry as shit snack cakes.
Honeybun guy is the only one I respect

>Swiss (superior) rolls
>dry
pick only the top one

You can't have just one Swiss Roll, user.

It's like Pringles but worse

>It's not like they're using a different process/mix for each batch
Baker here, that's only half true. Dependent on the conditions, we tweak our shit on the daily. I'm not sure about Costco's standards, but between working at both a family business and a corporation, little things change how you go about baking. No shit, even in a huge airconditioned/heated building, if it was especially cold in the morning we would have to leave the dough longer to rise, use more yeast, sugar, adjust other ingredients for taste, etc. Not to mention some bakeries outright switch their shit up on the fly because the head baker said so. I worked in a pretty big catering company and one day the dude would use one recipe for chocolate caramel muffins, and the next pull a completely different one off the web just for shits.
>implying most chefs and bakers aren't crippling alcoholics and chain smokers who can hardly taste their own product and don't just throw shit in a bowl with rough measurements
>implying they don't make their soux chefs or cooks adjust for taste to make up for this
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Amerifat dollar stores LITERALLY sell them in two packs. Its like they want us to die

Dirt cheap pre-workout coming through.

>Styrofoam with a thin layer of vaguely chocolate flavored paste
>Binging food
Christ you've got some shit taste.

>fox and the grapes
It's okay not to be aussie

*pops open and consumes 400g can in one sitting*

I will literally coat every heaping spoonful of this with honey
>GOML

Da faq is a kilo joule?

this is crack to me

>dominos
>pineapple

if you're going to eat pizza at least do it right

Oh fuck, I caved and ate an entire box of those in one night

>No ragrats

These fuckers here. I fucking love them. 4 for a dollar, cheaper than alcohol and less calories too. When I'm upset I eat 4 of these.

are the almonds in these activated? asking for a friend...

I work at a pizza place and get pepperoni pineapple with BBQ sauce every week.

>tfw your family hides the tin of twisties from you so you don't eat them all

Burgers. No shit, any kind of burger dripping in juice, with cheese, tomato relish/sauce and at LEAST 2-3 good seasoned patties. I CRAVE that shit every day. I think I have an Iron deficiency.

I'm a little fucking slut for these with some milk

Oreos

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mozzarella sticks. Crunchy breading and melty cheese inside, don't even need any sauce.

There isn't even that many calories, including the full amount of butter in prep

Just started my 2nd round of cutting
Why the FUCK do I care about what I look like I just want to eat like shit and be happy REEEEEE

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Lil Deb will fuck a cut right quick. The Cosmic brownies are only 180 cals IIRC so eat up boyo

Anyone else feels like Oreos are extremely overrated and OVERPRICED?

your bloodline isn't fit to survive

I can never get enough of these

Try any store's knock off brand and you'll find out that you're wrong. They're like Doritos desu, every imitation just tastes like shit

Bruh I eat a bag of these every other night.

>six mile release run for pt in the morning paired with small healthy breakfast.
>lunch is a reasonable sandwich
>wortkout before dinner
>the dfac has pecan pies

Every. Fucking. Day.

Too FOOKING good

For real? Do you dirty bulk or just lurk here.

You know how you can tell someone is in the military?

They never shut the fuck up about being in the military.

Oh lawdy this

>be fat neet
>have nothing to mention

>muh pt
>muh barracks
>muh pogs

It's tiresome. I get it, you were dumb enough to "be all you can be"(TM).

Once you get past the lifting and drinking all I've got is my job.

Why do you think I'm here?

Alright, that's fair enough.

They're good but the Sam's Club Chocolate Muffins are better imo

They're still my 800 calorie weakness. Last year I was cutting so I would only eat a quarter of a muffin every morning. TORTURE.

>395g
>1800 calories
>1800/4 = 450
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without the fries thats gains

>One palm full is 500+ calories
>Can literally down 2000kcal in a minute

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Atleast it's got them there healthy fats though r-right?

1200 calories

Everytime I have one, it's essentially 9-11 to my diet

I'm lucky enough to not have a true kryptonite but on the other hand I just eat too fucking much of everything.

>they're on sale at the corner store for $1.50

Lord give me strength...

the white chocolate ones are so fucking good.

fucking unaustralian faggot. this is my favourite food as a kid and in primary school i could trade in a packet for 2 juice boxes + a smith chips brag

I'm always mildly concerned at what is being put into Lil Deb cakes that make them turn a profit at 1.50 a box.

I traded mine for 0.5 liters of vegemite and 200 grams of wombat testicle. These unaustralian fucks really piss me off.

>one pop-tart is about 200 calories
>eight of them per box
>any time I buy a box, I end up eating the whole thing in one sitting
I don't buy poptarts anymore

MUST
NOT
GIVE IN
AAAAAAAHHH