Be me

If only he could...

Hey, that sounds pretty gay to me bro, you should get that checked out

Not attracted to dudes but I'd let a guy suck my dick for $100 given he's healthy/not disgusting. I'd probably suck one for 1000 if he wasn't old/ugly

Son...

Ok /fit lets do this.
Where do you fall?
I'm a 0

1

anyone lifting weights and posting on this board is at least a 1, dont lie.

I'd say a 1, but it depends on if you consider traps gay (they aren't), in that case I'm a 2,5.

2, I've sucked dick before watch trap porn, and fantasize about getting fucked by 6'4 black men

Sounds like a 3 at least to me.

I was like, 12-13 when I sucked dick, haven't since.

Traps are gay tho.

Why do ppl argue it's not. They have dicks.

Well, they are not really men, are they?

If you fantasise about getting blacked then you're well above a 2 m8.

2 is reserved for guys who will occasionally fuck someone in the ass.

Is fucking a guy with a vagina not gay, then?

Pic related, for example?

>do this
>only meet with old fat guys
>get taken to nice restaurants
>get gifts
>give the guys the occasional hug
>when they start to get physical say I'm not ready
>eventually they ask for sex and tell them tomorrow
>never talk to them again
Feels sort of bad taking advantage of guys who'd be posting on /r9k/ if they were 30 years younger
>

That's at least a 4 m8

gross
this is why I stopped fucking reverse traps and went back to normal women

just beacuse you fuck men doesn't mean you're gay user.

You now know what it's like to be a roastie

If you're so sure they're not gay then tell everyone you know you like traps. You seem sure enough that it's a reasonable thing to be attracted to so next time you're with your buds talking about ass vs rita just say you prefer dicks to either of those and see their reaction.

*Ass vs tits

yes it does you fucking faggot.

my friend's dad pays me 400-500 dollars every 2 weeks or so to let him suck my dick for an hour

easiest thing in the world. i just lay down and let him eat me out and blow me. i've learned it feels exactly the same as a girl if i close my eyes

its kinda funny because he could be a 7-8/10 40 year old he's just closeted

whatever its spending money

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It's only gay if you take it in the ass, suck a dick, or if the balls touch. It's common knowledge user

having sex with men does not make you gay
thats like calling someone a gamer just because they like video games
having sex with men is just an act
it doesnt have to define you

Just in case this isn't low tier bait:

Men having sex with men: Gay
Men having sex with traps: Gay
Men having sex with women: Straight

could i make friends on grindr?

Fuck off you sick in the head faggot

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you can make butt buddies there

R-e-d-d-i-t.

greentext?

>hating Gay faggots makes you /pol/

Not how it works you cock loving redditor

Actuary here, a fag with aids costs about 30k a year in total to keep alive.

Pretty pricey, but on the upside, they die really young, unlike diabetic.

>look mom! I posted le god emperor again!

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I'm bi but mostly fuck women

Every now and again though I like to take a really twink type guy and push his head down, dig my fingers into his asscheeks and pound his ass while telling him what a little faggot he is
They fucking love that shit

Leave this board and never come back

also stop fucking women. you're just passing aids to the rest of us you degenerate sick fuck.

Veeky Forums is a straight board for straight men.

not for men into other men.
not for men into traps.

>implying anyone who spouts off about 'degeneracy' will ever so much as kiss a woman

Are you being ironic? Veeky Forums is the gayest board on this site
/hm/ and /lgbt/ don't come close

>implying i would be worried if I didn't fuck hoes

seriously, if you're a faggot, that's cool, do you, fist up the ass from another dude and everything else like eat da poo poo, but don't fuck with women. we don't want your diseases.

Bug chasers and dudes stealthing condoms off are numerous uno reason to not be a faggot.

I just want some juicy cock and these mofohomos gotta run it!

or you could buy a $30,000 electric chair once and give em the ol' mike pence treatment, after the first execution you'd actually be making money

Newfag.
Get out.

You are at least a 6.
Consider killing yourself you sick in the head faggot.

>reddig fliename
>calls others faggots

i'd say 0, but i got drunk and let my gay housemate fuck me, so maybe 1

never again though, anal is fucking awful, i will never understand how faggots derive any sort of pleasure from it

>this faggot got LITERALY fucked in his ass by an aids riddled homosex and still believes hes only rated 1

keep up the delusion m8.

/pol/ is a racist cancer filled board that needs to fuck off Veeky Forums honestly.
Maybe it's just one asshole trying to gain some troll attention.
I hate that board so fucking much.

but swole physiques and right-wing views go hand in hand, my good lad

>be scrolling on Veeky Forums
>some retard makes a thread about how he sucks cock for spending money
>someone proceeds to talk about fantasizing 6.4 niggers
>other starts talking about older men sucking his dick for money
>people tell them they are disgusting and need to fuck off
OMG GB2 TO /POL/ RAYCISSS
And this is why we are sick of you and this is why we are going to shut you down.
Maybe you ought to be a bit more tolerant and less prejudiced and actually judge people and ideologies by their merits.
That's how I became a Veeky Forums natsoc that does not idolize old nazis like a retard.

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>Veeky Forums

Let's see what you look like sweet meat.

>thread about allegedly "straight" men having gay sex for money
>"that's fucking disgusting you freaks"
>FUCK OFF STORMWEENIES REEEEEEEEE
You are the reason /pol/'s influence only grows

this

He's not having sex, he's having his dick sucked.
And you sound like a DYEL faget. you too.

>tfw x

I went on a site for a bit that was exclusively made for sugar daddy relationships and found a gay couple that wanted me to move to nyc and they would pay me 150k/ year to live in with them in a 5m+ house with all expenses paid.
I sometimes wonder if staying NEET was the wrong choice as there is much not dignity in either.

five

What site?

Asking for a friend

Why do people get turned on by this? Talking about pic.

2

I'm bi, but prefer women. Sometimes you just wanna get high and suck a dick, u know?

6
i'm still a virgin at the ripe age of 18.75 though

There's a few reasons for why you only felt pain.
Not enough lube, he didn't go really slow at first, you were too tense/not relaxed enough, etc.

Pic?

>150k/ year to live in with them in a 5m+ house with all expenses paid.
And you didn't fucking take it?
Send them my way, I don't need to go to college.

Would consider doing this but it would feel so immoral to me
Making some lonely old guy feel like he might get laid if he gives me money then turn him down, it's just fucked up.

Probably a 1, like Greco-Roman homosexuality. If I see an attractive feminine looking man I would consider it.

If they keep taking their meds can't they live just as long in theory?

>they die really young

go to seekingarrangements
there are a ton of these situations, especially if you are willing to live in, they are mostly middle-older gay dudes who probably work all the time and want on demand sex.
If you want to go for the top tier ones you probably have to have a decent face, but being fit will separate you from 90% of competition on the site. Gay dudes love muscular guys

heres pic of body, I'd estimate 8-9/10 face, 6'3"

unironically 6

youre obviously unaware of how HIV and AIDS works. HIV is entirely manageable and people live to a very old age with it. AIDS is extremely uncommon now, and even those with such low T levels when put on medication can be made healthy eventually. Unless you are an actuary in the fucking Congo, not many gay men in western civilized countries die of it anymore.

pharma lobbyist here. we literally just spread this information through paid studies to get patients to shill their doctors for the more expensive stuff.

This job used to make it hard for me to sleep at night...

Well, this is it. The final redpill

My goals went from banging more college chicks to finding rich old guys to pay for my college.

Th-thanks Veeky Forums

(n-no homo)

My nigga you are full blow gay after that

yeah

>willing to be a whore for old faggots before not going to college

you're already gay or just stupid, either way you'll be right at home there.

>having sex with men does not make you gay

this sums up Veeky Forums pretty well
bunch of closeted fags in denial lmao

I like feminine traps, 2-3?

Probably 2 or 3
I'm gay when I'm in the mood, but I think about and am immediately attracted to women way more.

That would kill the mood

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U fucked up