If Chad is a Veeky Forums antagonist's name, than how do we should call "good guys"?

if anything chads are the protagonist of the story (always win and get the girl) while Veeky Forums would be the conniving, evil loser from high school. your perception of "good guys" go by the name of Elliot Roger

Alex

>Elliot Roger

e. rog was a jew though

you just mean "white knights"

This.
Traditional italian pizza is just sauce, a little bit of cheese and some weed on top.
Disgusting

It looks a bit too thick and undercooked to be the traditional Italian thing.

Gonna second this

Don't take slate for granite.

Dave.

It's just made to look like granite.
Pizza doesn't have black spots, hence undercooked formally, but in reality okay.

Have you ever met Chad? More often than not he's a nice guy who helps you improve yourself because he's not an insecure faggot.

Virgins.

you only expect those black spots if it's cooked at like 900 degrees, that pizza is properly cooked for using a colder oven

Thank's for complimenting my pizza.

Rich

Yeah hence it's not traditional.

But anyway home made pizza is awesome. It's so much better than pretty much any other alternative, mainly because you make it exactly as you want, and it's easy to make, too.

It's settled.
Steve it is.
Reply to this thread with "Steve it is" if you want double gains next week.

Your pizza looks like shit but maybe it's because I usually throw a ton of mozarella, tomatoes, herbs and shrooms on top so it looks lackluster to me. Maybe it's actually great in a minimalist sort of way.

Michael, not to be confused with Mike, who is not too far behind Chad.

You must be retarded to think Mike is not far behind Chad.

Steve it is.

Now gimme those gains.

Its clearly David

Steve it is

>americans invented good pizza
>actually believing this

fucking delusional americucks

D A V E Y
A
V
E
Y

So its either David or Steve.
We should get an official Veeky Forums poll and settle it.

strawpoll.com/9w65b34
DAVE OR STEVE

I just wanted to know what kind of bedrock it was

> I can't name off 5 Italian Pizza chains that were successful enough to be sold internationally and world wide

Stay mad guido

>strawpoll.com/9w65b34

IT'S DAVO YOU FUCKING CUNT

Dave, Davo and Davey are not the same as David. David is the right answer.

>going to a chain for good food

THIS
RICH SPENDS 8 HOURS IN THE GYM AND EATS BEN AND JERRYS AND GETS BIG GOD DAMN IT

>getting pizza at chains

america: the post

shut up you dyel faggot
strawpoll.com/9w65b34
STEVE

Steve AND Dave

Is Steve the lanklet and Dave the manlet, then?

user

Steve and Dave aren’t perfect, but they’re good guys

Steve it is

Straw poll says Dave. This is how democracy works, user. You’re not the fucking emperor of Veeky Forums.

Still waiting on those non America Pizza chains that started out as joints that made Pizza so well that they could afford to upgrade into a corporation. Nobody is saying filthy guidos didn't come up with the idea but America perfected it and managed to sell billions if not trillions more pizzas since conception then Italy which has had hundreds of years to do the same

>bedrock
go back to minecraft

>Eating pizza
>Making it
Pick one

Steve it is.

STEVE POSTERS GET OUT REEEEE
DAVE IS MY MAN

The question is whether or not America came up with a better Pizza than filthy guidos. Chad eats Pizza all the time though and he's long since made it

Dave sounds like a name for cucks.
Are you a cuck, user?

user, duhhh

But user, Chad IS the good guy

We're the outcasts, remember?

youtube.com/watch?v=1JG6f5_37tg

Dave is a G O O D G U Y

>number of sold pizzas defines the taste and the quality of those pizzas
>justin bieger sells millions of songs thats why he is in fact the greatest musician on this planet

you americucks are dumb as fuck seriously, i cringe for even replying to a delusional hillybilly like yourself.

Mark obviously

Steven
Sheldon
Shelton
Devon
Christopher
Kevin
Keith
Russell
Ian
Lawrence

Chad is the good guy lmao

Shut the fuck up. It could be any iteration of David & that's that

definitely Elliott, no other way

Brian

David is the type of guy who has that 7/10 girlfriend who you think is too dumpy for him. But then you get to know her and you realize she's literal 10/10 and you get lightweight jealous. Dave's also got an alright car and a decent job but he's happy with what he has while working hard to get ahead. You kind of look up to him though you'd never admit that.

>definitely Elliott
You’re never going to make it if you think Elliott is good.

You got it all wrong. Chad is the /r9k/ antagonist. Veeky Forums's goal is to BECOME Chad.

Not to become Chad, more like to get his powers to destroy him.

Steve it is

Guys, how do i improve my pizza?

...

> my Pizza is so tasty and well crafted that nobody wants to buy it so it must be the best

steve it is. gimme gains

Please no. I don't want my name to turn into a cuck name

Steve spammer get out. Dave is a /goodguy/. strawpoll.com/9w65b34

Steve it is

Now lets get ripped

Chuck

Only correct answer is Carl

Carl the Cuck

It has a ring to it i reckon.

And such is the tragedy. Chads are born. You can never become Chad.

You only win when you disregard Chad. Chad's earn nothing in their life. To work for a reward is the antithesis of Chad.

Why is the crust so fucking big?
Tried to make a stuffed crust?

MAGA style.

Nah dog the main carachter has to be a bit of an underdog. Then he overcomes his stuggles and achieves his goals, but only after struggle and personal change for the better.

My fellow Alex niggas

John
It's the name of a father tired of your shit.

Steve it is

user

Steve it is

Steve it is

Steve it is

Pick one

>INTP

>Cerebrus

Steve it is

Steve it is

>implying chad isnt the goodguy and stacy is the root of all the evil

Steve it is.

RICH = PROTAGONIST AGAINST CHAD

Spends 8 hours a day at gym training arms, injected molten dragon dildoes into arms and everywhere else, and got cucked by a blonde stacie bimbo despite all that

doesnt look like granite