Who here /faithlift/?
>Heavenly Father,
>from your provident hand, you have given me life, to live as your Holy Temple.
>give me the strength to continue nofap,
>to resist the urge to splurge,
>and to eat clean.
>give me the power to triumph over other gymbros,
>to impress anyone I am meant for,
>and to finally hit 3pl8.
>give me the nutrition to readily build muscle on my frame,
>to raise my testosterone levels,
>and to never lose gains.
>In Jesus' name I pray.
>Amen.
i'm not religious but i think god may have saved my life a couple of times in the bench press
Come on, anons, I know all of you can't be atheist
>t. brainwashed cuck
Catholic master race reporting in
Repent or my dead jew god will punish you with magic tricks!
>Catholic
What are you a spic? Me too.
>athset uniet xd
No Christ = No gains
Better luck next time.
What has your magic jew done for you?
>magic jew
not knowing Jesus wasn't Jewish.
I spot you brainlet!
>you don't read the same fanfiction headcanon so you're dumb
He was a jew with jew magic.
Me.
From a few months back
>Struggle as fuck on lifting 130 deadlift
>pause for 5, cross myself
>slam out 4x140 kg
>out of breath
>not out of faith
>almost faint
After a long hiatus of no workouts, i'm back in the church of iron.
P.S: catholic, pls no bully
>He was a jew with jew magic.
doesn't understand the phrase "Jesus wasn't Jewish"
Jesus was a Semite descended from Abraham. The Jews that killed him, and the Jews of today, are descended from the Pharisee school of thought. Not only that, they are vastly genetically different than back then. Judean wasn't an ethnic term, it referred to where you were from.
A new prayer for before dinner, which I am just sitting down to:
>Lord,
>Thank you for these thy gifts
>which I am about to receive
>from thy bounty of gains.
>Bless this meal O Lord
>and allow thine body of mine
>which thou hath created
>to break down the protein into amino acids
>and reconstruct them in my quads and glutes (it was leg day)
>into stronger and meatier muscle.
>Give me the functional strength and guidance
>to shine on in your burning light of wisdom.
>In Jesus' name,
>Amen.
God bless.
Why would God want you to make gains?
Not trying to shit up your thread, I'm just curious if you actually have a reason or just happen to lift and be Christian
God is in the heart and thus the body of every man who allows Him, so the act of lifting heavy weights and surpassing your limits is not to please oneself, but to please God.
wow literally cucked by God
Funny way of saying empowered
Honestly, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, being Faithful is life on easymode. God loves you no matter what, so long as you let him, and asks only that you keep Him in your heart and live a happy life. It's a comfort no matter what. No matter how bad things ever get, it's like having a stable foundation that can never be taken away from you.
Just don't buy into the whole 'church every Sunday give us money pls :D' meme. There's nothing holy about collecting a debt that's already been paid by the Lord Himself on all of our behalves, for all eternity.
>not lifting for pagan Gods of Evropa and your ancestral guardian spirits
Never gonna make it
I lift for the god of war you viKANG
Right here user
>son of the all father, Wotan
>descendant from a race of great men like Charles the Hammer, Richard the Lionheart, Fredrick the Great
>part of a civilization that invented science and conquered the world
>born just in time to watch it collapse
It's fitting. We always knew Ragnarok would come to us. Lifting for that final fall.
>mortal gods
They lost. Lmfao. They're as weak as you are, especially since the Ashkenazi are wiping you out.
Yet, if no one falls for the meme, who will back around to proclaim the Gospel? Who will hear the message of Christ if there is no one to proclaim it? Who will discuss it, if there is no assembly to discuss it in?
The wolves abound, and Christians should not be alone to face them.
I pray to the lords of anime.
Kenshiro, Guts,Goku, the Jostars.
It's awful, nerdy, and ridiculous. But at times I feel like the lords of max gains truly do smile upon me.
>our celestial Kenshiro
>hallowed be thy name
>grant us gains while we lift
>Goku watch over our meals
>while we digest our oats and grits
>Gutsu give us strength
>motivation to lift and lift
>may we all receive our brown skinned casca waifus
Honor the Lord with thy lifts, have no routine above Him, be swayed not by the wiles of the goblin, not shackled by the manlet
Keep thy macros as thy faith, and do not covet the cheat day, for honor lay with thy stomach; be thee true to it as you are true to the Lord
I'm agnostic, but I was culturally hindu, so it has influenced a lot of my values and perspectives.
"King of the Jews" was just a meme then?
>pray to my dark heathen gods
>preform pagan rituals to steal the gains of christians
Every had a bad day at the gym? Couldn't get in as many reps? gained weight? That was me and Perkunas raiding your gains.
Cured me of schizophrenia.
WASP is objectively, uniroically the master race, cucko
checking in
all the guys that you mentioned were hardcore christians.
The day I wore a mjölnir necklace that was hand forged by a friend was the day I broke my deadlift and squat plateau.
Jesus was Jewish you dumb cuck he celebrated Passover wtf does that mean to you?
>genetically different
Yeah, the kikes back then were the product of 4,000 years of inbreeding. The kikes today are the product of 6,000 years of inbreeding. That's 2,000 more years of degenerate fuckery.
>tips fedora
> paganism
> fedora
lel
Christianity is a cuckhold religion.
Islam is a warrior religion.