W-W-What now Veeky Forums? I've never used tinder before so idk what i'm doing. Please, give me your wisdom

Is it sad that this is the first thing I thought of?

I want to violate you while you're wearing that angel costume.

these are the best threads on Veeky Forums

bump for keks when OP fucks up.

> did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
> cus your face is all fucked up

do this, go fuckin hard OP

Well you do have dubs......

Ask her how much she deadlifts.

OP here, decided to send this.

wtf is wrong with you?

Ewww nerrrrd hahahah

You just went full nice guy, you fucked up.

full on beta mode
never ever making it sorry kid

What the fuck OP, you just ruined everything

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>>while you were lifting weights, I was practising the art of the sword

Now say
>Just joking I'm not actually mean and I couldn't bare the thought of you getting hurt.

than*

:)

Pls reply?

"kyra lemme smas-

oh. my dude you fucked it up even harder than i wanted you to fuck it up.

jej

How are you this stupid, you on jenkem?

>tfw swiping past your ex whos gotten skinnier and hotter

If it's any consolation; she'll continue to get skinnier and hotter until someone is unfortunate enough to put up with her bullshit

Bitch what the fuck

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Ok so can someone tell me, what's wrong with that one? Not op btw, but I guess I'm equally autistic.

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It's not funny,
it's too obvious to be witty,
there's no thought to it.
It's a yes/no question
it's passive about stating op is a devil 0 beta
It's not overtly sexual enough -in girl terms 'cheeky'

Op won't get a reply unless he does a follow up

>Op won't get a reply unless he does a follow up

>sorry, that was my friend

Alternatively

>What I meant to say was, I can be your devil, or your angle

>>Because I'm an atheist and consider you an archaic symbol of patriarchal control.

Any suggestions that meet those criteria without coming off as creepy? Clearly there is sometime subjectivity here but what to do.

" r u lukin 2 get fuked bcuz i am horny n u r a slut "

ABORT
ABORT

GAAAAAY!

Women seem to consider sleazy behaviour fun and anything less lack of interest.
You're going to have to suck it up and cringe like the rest of us as you google these chat up lines and use them.

this is worse because you misspelled 'angel' you illiterate fuck.

I absolutely LOVE these threads because of the pure entertainment factor: virgin nerds advising other virgin nerds how to interact with women.

The problem with this generation is that they have pussy on the brain but have no idea how to get it.

She'll just take it as a purposely dry ice breaking banter and OP can still play it well. Probably no one in this thread have gotten further than the opener in tinder before you paniced and deleted the app or you would know that the first dumb shit you say doesn't matter at all.
The girl is semi-interested in you too cause she swiped and she will judge your passability through conversation now, OP just don't be boring or seem like a creep.

This kind of shit bothers me. Surely this won't work for meaningful and good women, right

Only if they already have a strong man guiding her.
Women are adult children.

How new?

FRESH AS A DAIZY xD

They aren't on tinder
>inb4 they even exist

I am in shock right now

Dude it's Tinder. Do you actually expect to find well adjusted confident people there?

Best possible salvage at this point

Holy shit nigger what are you doing

God I hope she replies....

Learn me?

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Holy fucking sperg

lmao

Did she respond OP?

ahahaha

has she replied?

OP is kill

damn
what a shame

ffs i'm more autistic than you and i wouldn't even send that

Fuck OP. I will actually take your suggestions

>are you a chicken farmer?

wtf is wrong with her face???

Fuck me if I am wrong, but Dinosaurs still exist right?

Wanna come round mine? My couch pulls out but I don't

She's not hot

Looking for a devil? ;)

"are you into pegging"

lol????

Now we wait

please include me in the screencap

Top kek/10

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Update, what next?

The madman

3 things to freak out a Walmart cashier the most. What buy? Donuts, donut holes, glue.

you had a better chance of getting a bj from her if you asked her that instead of the shit you wrote

also emoticons. you my friend have a lot to learn

h-here we go

I wanna be in the screencap for this cringe.

This is you, OP

Is this the strongest autism we've witnessed to date?

Now you give her the address

"sorry that was stupid, i apologize. that was a real nigger move. i made a real nigger move. i played the fool. "
test it out

i literally have no idea what you have just written

I think it's a stupid joke about gluing hole part back into the donut

I love all these humble bragging threads on Veeky Forums

"I can be your angle or twisted fucking psychopath"

we have mutual friends or I would do that

do it anyways pussy. will she tell on you?

ayy bby u wan sum fuk?

Girl, I hope you like elbows because I got two