Tfw no fit gf

BE CURED

> women
> hot

fake ass fake tits fake face fake hair

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You can call it holy mary IDGAF , but she's fat as fatass

But...but...user...doesn't fit like brap females ?

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I don't even like engineers but to their credit they're literally the least likely to end up working at Starbucks. Are you retarded?

When she arches her back like that to disguise her pancakes does she think we cant tell?

tell what

that she has a small ass and is contorting herself really weirdly

>tfw fit gf who works out all the time

feels

good

man

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she doesn't have a small ass tho, look at her other pictures

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looks like whoopy goldberg

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Google the video where she jingles her ass. Obvious implants, absolutely no hamstring development.

who is she

sauce?

Sierra skye. Shares a name with a pornstar though

instagram.com/a_naked_person_just/

Engineering grad that works a shit pay job and is not getting any use out of that degree here. The market for us is dog shit. Seriously. Unless your daddy, or mommy's old fuck buddy, has a connection to a job you're not getting one. Enjoy your debt. I know I am.

>wanting an Instagram attention whore
Kys

FUCK YOU I READ
>tfw no tit gf

Where do you live?
Also what else would you suggest? Fucking Arts? If and Engineering degree can't get you a job, I don't know what will.

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I live in the Pacific Northwest.

>what else would you suggest?
Whatever the market has a demand for.

>Fucking Arts
Agreed. Fuck Arts.

>If and Engineering degree can't get you a job, I don't know what will.
Look at what's in demand. Employers will consider you a flight risk for entry level jobs, and you have experience for a steady engineering position. Good luck.

Is on a fitness forum but is attracted to fatties.

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are ass implants really that common?

fuck that's nice

Common among whores and Instagram whores yeah.

This is what a real ass looks like

looks like feminine vampire that wants to suck on my gains

instagram.com/fiona.behringer/

A little extra is fine on a woman.

A "Little" extra is fucking disgusting.

Computer Science or IT

>t. 1.5years out of uni and earning AU$110K/y in a software pre-sales role after working support in the company for a year

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I saw a cute guy in the gym on Monday. Too bad he was only there that time because it was a bank holiday. Now I'm never gonna see him again damnit.

Her form is shit.

That's too bad. He was probably your soulmate

Looks like you'll be alone forever

Since you're never gonna have a boyfriend, you might as well eat as much of [pic related] as you want

How do I get my gf to start working out?

She'd be 11/10 with her ass genetics GOD DAMN IT

>hey you're getting a bit fat
>WHAT!

We don't live in the same city so we can't work out together

The only way

fat isnt meat

when's the next bank holiday?

Can't fool me this time, g-godly ice-cream!

29th May. I suppose it's not too far away. I kinda wanted to talk to him as soon as possible before my anxiety talks me out of it

>We don't live in the same city so we can't work out together
In that case, you can't. If she doesn't already want to work out after getting even a bit chubby, then she will probably never stick to an actual routine.

Less than a month away. Go get him :-)

Thing is she worked out before, but she has very little money since she is a student, other than me paying for it I see no other way...

Can't she at least spare $20 a month? Some gyms cost even less but are less fitness-centery so may be less appealing to her. I go to a really cheap one which is basically falling apart but it does the job.

If she's getting chubby it's because she's eating too much, not because she's not working out. Get her to cut expenses from somewhere else.

Who is this instagram chick?

That was a surprisingly nice reply.

I will user, I'm just worried he'll move gyms or disappear forever like my last gym crush.

Anllela Sagra

She's not getting chubby, she's 56kg (120 lbs) and 175cm (5'7"), thing is the gyms where she lives are really fucking expensive, I'm talkibg between 40€ and 60€ (45$ to 65$). It's fuckin stupid (I pay 20$ for a top of the line gym where I live).

My only hope is that my working out will make her insecure enough to somehow find a way to sign up to some shitty female jump-pushup-squat class in the hopes of keeping up with me.

This is what I want, no more, no less.

I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world where all the gyms are like $60-90, and managed to find my $20 one. It's a bit tricky but there are always lesser-known gyms around. Sometimes they're even better than normie gyms. There's a powerlifting gym near me that's $14.

Like I said, she can always cut down on something to pay for the gym. Whether it's her shitty daily Starbucks or some dumb subscription.

If not, she can buy some cheap adjustable dumbbells from Craigslist really cheap and use them along with jogging.

literally in the pic you fucking cockroach

>tfw no Moose gf

I'm trying to make my GF fit and it's slowly working. It's all about subtle emotional abuse. Essentially you make it clear that you value fitness a tremendous amount, and that while you respect her right to not place the same importance on it. All this must be coupled with posting lifting videos of you getting mired by girls on instagram and the occasional, very occasional, obvious glance at fit girls. Don't get her upset, just make it obvious you want a fit girl. If you're a successful guy with options, she'll do it. This is the key desu, being a successful man with options.

Post pics of your ex

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youtu.be/VQ-1q2aFzIM

Stop shilling this moose bullshit already

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FUARRRRK

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I don't know why but this cunt really annoys me. I think it's probably because she's always showing her ass off with the angle. Despite being hot, her vapidness and smugness makes me hate her

brap gets you b& cunt

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I hear you man. Still has a nice ass though. And I always liked those athletic fit polos made with whatever material they're made out of. Can't wait until I'm Veeky Forums enough to pull one off

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Don't forget ridiculously fake ott tits that make them look like cheap blow up dolls. That shit isn't fit

Is it wrong that I find her more attractive when she was THINN rather than THICC?

Over saturation of market. Every boy wants to be an engineer. It's easy enough, they think it makes them look smart, and they think they'll all be rich. Reality is no one will hire you if you're not smart enough to truly complete against many others, which is the case for most

That looks oddly deformed, like an uncanny valley Photoshop.

If that's supposed to be same girl, definitely Photoshop

The perfect woman

That market is also saturated in the US. The only jobs you guys can think of are the two biggest memes lol. Heaven forbid you have to think on your own

>tfw no Loui

>tries to change the people he dates
This is a classic mistake. Don't date people to "fix" them, people only change if they want to. Date people you already have stuff in common with. Stop being desperate and dating whatever and then complaining about your own lack of standards later.

Lol you're an idiot. Your relationship is doomed and your gf will look like shit because at 120 5'7 she's nearly underweight, has absolutely no muscle, and will age like the cryptkeeper

Really? Every one of my friends that's an engineer was picked up pretty much immediately upon graduating. I was actually going to go for an electrical engineering degree when I have the chance.

Wow, and you guys bitch and moan at women for playing "mind games" and being shallow bitches, when you have morons like this running around representing males.
Fucking grow a pair and fucking tell her straight up to her face how you feel.
Btw you will never find true happiness and fulfillment on your current path.

I'm in southern cali, engineering around here is highly saturated, even with boeing etc. Around.

Really? What kind of irresponsible surgeon does that kind of shit? Each tit is bigger than her fucking head, that isn't "fit"

I live in the pacific northwest and there's a ton of techy companies up here, hopefully it's better. If not, I can always try Texas or somewhere else east.

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