So hey fit long time lurker just wanted to say something really weird and funny that happened to me recently

So hey fit long time lurker just wanted to say something really weird and funny that happened to me recently

>be 20
>been working out for about a year now decent porgress
>got bigger arms delts back and chest basically what you would expect of the noob gains
>still DYEL by fit standards obviously
>Cousin (22) just arrived to come an visit me and my family
>on the couch just watching TV and staring at my phone
>she comes up to me saying how much she's impressed by how much mass i gained the past few years (we didnt see each other for quite some time)
>start touching my arms and of course feels my pecs under shirt
>felt kinda weird but just let it happened
>say th-thanks you too

Cant believe a fuking meme just happened to me in real life, nothing happened after that of course we ain't on that type of shit.

Also what a weird feeling to see a lot of what happens in the mire threads happening to me IRL couldnt believe at first back when i first started lurking this board.

We're all gonna make it guys one day. Mire thread i guess

>>nothing happened after that of course we ain't on that type of shit.

gtfo you normie piece of shit. Unless you're gay in which case it's totally cool

>Cousin (22)
>feels my pecs
>thick, solid, tight

If that's her in the pic you're a flaming homosexual. Cousins are genetically diverse enough to produce healthy offspring.

BUT DID YOU FLEX A 'CEP

You did the right thing. If she's interested she'll try harder next time.

>Try harder next time
How autismo are you

cousins are literally 10/10 marriage candidates

>not setting yourself as the prize, making the girl work hard to get you

>Not knowing women crave the attention of a man
You're the autist friend

Mehmet pls go

>Gets felt up
>Gets complimented
>Not taking a hint
Your the one craving attention

my background doesnt matter. Genetically you are attracted to people who resemble kin and the family ties ensures your marriage WILL be a lifelong one.

>Tried to bang his cousin because she touched his arm once
You're the one living in an autists fantasy

Pic of your cousin?

>Implying I would bang my cousin
>Implying I'm not faithful and married
I just try and help you autistic fucks out with your degenerate lifestyles

Just post a pic ffs

spain would disagree good sir

it took 4 generations of cousin marriage before Charles II came out retarded, and he still managed to live to 40

>not recognizing pasta.

>Unless you're gay in which case it's totally cool
top fucking kek

These girls do not know how to pull a proper shot for the life of them.

Do not reco for coffee.