So hey fit long time lurker just wanted to say something really weird and funny that happened to me recently
>be 20 >been working out for about a year now decent porgress >got bigger arms delts back and chest basically what you would expect of the noob gains >still DYEL by fit standards obviously >Cousin (22) just arrived to come an visit me and my family >on the couch just watching TV and staring at my phone >she comes up to me saying how much she's impressed by how much mass i gained the past few years (we didnt see each other for quite some time) >start touching my arms and of course feels my pecs under shirt >felt kinda weird but just let it happened >say th-thanks you too
Cant believe a fuking meme just happened to me in real life, nothing happened after that of course we ain't on that type of shit.
Also what a weird feeling to see a lot of what happens in the mire threads happening to me IRL couldnt believe at first back when i first started lurking this board.
We're all gonna make it guys one day. Mire thread i guess
Connor Adams
>>nothing happened after that of course we ain't on that type of shit.
gtfo you normie piece of shit. Unless you're gay in which case it's totally cool
Jeremiah Scott
>Cousin (22) >feels my pecs >thick, solid, tight
Michael Watson
If that's her in the pic you're a flaming homosexual. Cousins are genetically diverse enough to produce healthy offspring.
Josiah Moore
BUT DID YOU FLEX A 'CEP
Caleb Kelly
You did the right thing. If she's interested she'll try harder next time.
Easton Campbell
>Try harder next time How autismo are you
Jason Ramirez
cousins are literally 10/10 marriage candidates
Landon Nelson
>not setting yourself as the prize, making the girl work hard to get you
Carter Nguyen
>Not knowing women crave the attention of a man You're the autist friend
Isaiah Hughes
Mehmet pls go
Henry Parker
>Gets felt up >Gets complimented >Not taking a hint Your the one craving attention
Jason Gray
my background doesnt matter. Genetically you are attracted to people who resemble kin and the family ties ensures your marriage WILL be a lifelong one.
Angel Richardson
>Tried to bang his cousin because she touched his arm once You're the one living in an autists fantasy
Joshua Rodriguez
Pic of your cousin?
Daniel Gomez
>Implying I would bang my cousin >Implying I'm not faithful and married I just try and help you autistic fucks out with your degenerate lifestyles
Austin Adams
Just post a pic ffs
Michael Perry
spain would disagree good sir
Oliver Campbell
it took 4 generations of cousin marriage before Charles II came out retarded, and he still managed to live to 40
Charles Flores
>not recognizing pasta.
Xavier Myers
>Unless you're gay in which case it's totally cool top fucking kek
Gabriel Gray
These girls do not know how to pull a proper shot for the life of them.