"Dammmn user you got so buff!"

>"Dammmn user you got so buff!"

Whats the correct non-autistic way to respond to this to insure penis sex?

Other urls found in this thread:

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=862846267
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>Dammm girl you got so beautiful!

Look at the ground. Mumble something under your breath. Then smile and walk off.

Guaranteed to work

how do I get a qt black girl?

Yea and I have a steady job too let's fuck

Talk to them until one is willing to be your gf.

I lift in hopes I will one day get a QT3.142 black girl.

I am slowly losing interest in white girls

Sorry as a straight white male that wants to have a family im only attracted to white women, go date man of your own kind but thanks for mire.

>Get immediately erect

>Inadvertently shoot 12 thick ropes in my pants

>"Y-you too."

The world is a bad place. Or is it a good place?

One thing I know for certain, gas the kikes.

Black girls are loyal to a fault if you find the right one. I'd highly recommend.

glorious

...

Black women are so goddamnd ugly.
Just as a dog is loyal. You are worth infinitely more than them. Of course they'll stay loyal.

A white neckbeard to them is equal to Tyrone.

Notice the lack of fathers in these pictures.
Feminism has ruined white women, just accept that and move on.

so what ya'll be sayin is that *smacks lipps * we sum kind of sucide squad

who took the pictures, m8?

fathers are the one that took the pictures but nice try (((user)))

y-you too

>lack of fathers
>white people
>blacks have a fatherlessness rate of 80%

kek

>yes goyim every woman is a bitch and she doesn't want to have kids or be with you!
>just leave white women for Jamal

Sorry Jamal or Chang but asians and blacks are the least desirable men in the world.

pls stop samefaggin to the same post

Lmao, sorry (((user))) people didn't fall for your bait.

I can only see one (You) in that stack and one (Jew) in this your post :^)

Also link to the vid if anyone's asking
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=862846267

Cute, feminine, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, buff 6'8" bishie here.
Should I get BLACKED by a black girl at least once in my life?

Where can i find black girls like this?

>9gag

Just cause you saw your dad more than Tynisha doesn't mean he was there

and?

>watching porn

Don't get angry Jamal, instead be what your father wasn't for you.

>9gag

wow

good bait

"nah, I'm still a bit soft"
poke yourself
"how about you?"
poke and tickle her

works every time

"ok"

NO TOUCHING

"you are looking for a beta provider right?"

would be my instant reaction respone

>"I WILL NOT REST UNTIL ALL OF MY ENEMIES LIE LIFELESS ON THE GROUND, ONLY THEN SHALL I FEAST ON YOUR SHITTY SLAVE TITTIES, NOW GO CLEAN THE TOILET WOMAN."

works every time

>poke and tickle her

>works every time

Pick one

>Windows 7

HAH

You should check me out with no clothes on

It's called BLEACHED and sure I guess.

but why?

let me explain this to uglyanons

if you're hot, this is flirting
if you're an uggo, this is sexual harassment

why do you use a tripcode when no one cares about who you are?

Because he's an insecure faggot

Nobody fucking asked

ugh dude i hate tripfags so much. not only do you have some dumb name for yourself, but also you go to such great lengths to ~craft an identity~ that literally no one gives a shit about, there is no celebrity on this site. calm your dumb ego down and stop.

>I hope that guy that always squats a lot notices me today...

body made of jelly
cute face tho

True. I'm a relatively handsome guy and I never received "WTF!?" signals from women for doing all kind of shit

Thanks /pol/ for another quality thread

>Thanks

>not wanting to fuck jelly

>Windows 7
>polish
>9gag
>porn
>How to Win Friends bookmarked
seek help

I know that feel

This was quite clearly bait

>Thank you!

Took me years to figure that out. No joke.

kek, this

soft skin/jelly is where it's at m8

t. 14 year olds who watch vlogging faggots ranting about identity politics and think le edgy humor is funny.

Fucking corny coddled suburban beta kids, man.

>that salty negro tears
Or do i feel a hint of judaism in there?

U mad!

>suburban beta kids
How do i know you're a negro living in hood?

If you had an ounce of intelligence you'd realize that there are people who can actually argue about Jews rationally instead of saying shit like "GASS DA JUIISS LOLOL" literally giving people who are critical of Jews a bad name by rubbing reddit humor on it.

>Thanks babe I'll give you a full tour later.

dont risk bringing another ape into this world

I'm white. I just think it's sad that you shitpost about "muh superior white family" when you're probably an ugly manlet with not enough social skills to talk to blonde women.

/pol/tard jackasses literally prove that even whites can be feeble minded jackasses and that racism isn't justified.

Nice falseflag-whatever you're doing.

No you're not, you're larping
>blonde women
why not redheads or women with dark hair? It's negros and other subhumans who have sick fetish for blonde women becasue "muh pure whites"
You're not gonna fool anyone Jamal.

Good post.

see, you're proving it by being dumb and assuming everyone that disagrees with you is your boogeyman.

...

I'm wasting my time.

you're legitimately autistic

at least im not nigger, anything's better than that.

But you're still an insecure ugly manlet shiposter with no gf

Protip: you're no different from the niggers you spout about

yes you are, so is the other guy. stop being racist dumbasses.

>being racist
>wrong
Oh im sorry Jamal, would you like to fuck my gf as an apology?

"yes"

>he thinks im manlet
>he thinks i don't have gf
Oh jesus negro kind sure is funny.

>y..you too

>M-MUH JAMAL
Fucking hell just go back to /r9k/ you fucking whiny cuckold. Blaming everything on a nigger boogyman because you're weak.

uga buga where da white wimminz at muh dik mugafuga

>I'll just act like a retard then he'll go away

well nigers are retards

>9gag

So you're a nigger? I guess this proves my prior point

Sorry Jamal, im white

You sure?

Yeah, my dick is only 4 inches

Insulting yourself now? Come on. Grow the fuck up and be a man. Stop blaming naive things on your problems.

Yes but ths butthurt niger is doing typical muh dik
Also, lmao at niggers, it's always muh dik mugafuga

A lot of self-improvement books, Polski

why do whites have such high divorce rates then?

lol how much of a fucking loser do you have to be to get so obsessed over race. It's like you have no achievement worth noting so you default on some "muh ancestors" even though you've done literally nothing to contribute to that "greatness", and merely leech off the effort and hard work of your superior.

stormweenies need to leave.

Don't be ugly and don't call her a nigger until after you've fucked. That's about it.

>le evil feminists meme

nobody would care about race if niggers didn't act like bunch of chimps while pulling race card at anything that isn't going well for them
>too dumb to enter school
das raycist
>too ugly for white women to date
white wimmin raycist
>some cop kills nigger that robbed store or tried to kill him
da po pos raycist
It's racist this racist that so much that people started noticing how it's always niggers causing trouble and they started to realise that whites have always been more ahead, less violent and more succesful than niggers despite today's shit like schooling system being rigged for non whites.
This is why more and more people are getting fed up with niggers, causing troubles for everyone while acting like a bunch of hypocrites.
Every chance i have im thankful that i wasn't born as a member of the least desirable, least developed and most violent race on the planet and you've got no idea how good it feels to be member of the race where not getting angry over the fact that somebody stepped over your shoes or getting rejected by women of different race (even though it rarely happens since white men are the most desriable race of men on the planet while niggers are literally the least ones.)
So yeah it feels fucking good that im white and that my race managed to do something.