Who /smalldick/ here?

>tfw only 6,49" with leftwing curve and twist
girls below 5'5 get stabbed in the cervix if we go doggystyle
you can't fix a natural benis curve without surgery

And? There's nothing wrong with it.

literally nobody has a perfectly straight benis without surgery

how curved we talking like parabola or bannana

>he goes to the hundredth decimal place

>girls below 5'5 get stabbed in the cervix if we go doggystyle

oh boy those girls you're having sex with with your above average penis get hurt becuse its so big?

gee that must be a tough life you have. although i guess it must be if you are measuring your penis to the exact hudredths place

That might be a metric fellow who converted for us burgers. Notice the comma for the decimal place? I think that radix character convention originated in France.

>tfw 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679

Its a black thang

So your dick confers transcendentall orgasms?

yea everyone has a 7in dick on the internet. if you guys focused less on your made up insecurities and actually talking to women (wow so scary) then you'd see that in sex, dick size is doesn't matter as long as its not a micro penis.

i measured before and i think its like barely 6 inches, never measured girth but it looks fucking skinny as fuck. and it looks tiny flacid

>t. 4.5 inch limpdick

>everyone has a 7in dick on the internet

Fucking this, every guy is suddenly 7x5.5.

>7.5 inches currently fucking 5'1 womanlet qt and she takes every inch from behind as hard as I can give it

Sounds like you can't get them aroused user or more likely you're making this up

>tell another guy he's making his story up
>while making up your own story about your porn star dick fucking a short "qt" who can take all of you as hard as possible like a porn star

inb4 you respond to this saying "lol its true u jelly"

>being stupid enough to think vaginal canals correlate with height
It's a tube of smooth muscle, not a sex toy.

I'm 7 inches and I've had problems fucking women as hard as I want. I know for sure some of them were very aroused. It comes down to the fact that some girls can take more others.

What do you guys think the average number of sexual partners for a guy on Veeky Forums is?

I'm thinking like 20, although that may be pretty low. Maybe 20 just by age 18, and like 40-50 after college ends?

If you haven't made it, 10^3.

If you've made it, 10^10^3.

I wish I was bragging saying I fuck her hard as hard as I can. It's not really a great feeling when you're giving it all you got and she says "harder user"

hmm yeah i know what you mean must not be a great feeling having a 7.5 inch penis fucking a midget whore's gaping cunt and it not being enough for her

banana

Do you jerk off with your right hand?

Try harder user.

>tfw you jerk off with both hands
Anyone else know this feel?

Put it in an open book and slam it shut.

Mine is barely 5 inches. I-I'm average right?

You all need to get on my level with your baby dicks. Your wives and girlfriend's wish they was riding my huge one.

That looks like a roid clit

Mines 5 inches, should I just kill myself??

>tfw a little over 7 inches
>tfw same pencil girth since I was 16

wanna throw myself off the train

>2 inch soft
>7.5 inch long 6.5 thick when hard

life is suffering

thats fine

who /short frenulum/ here?

7x6 inch cock 2/5 girls I have been in a sexual situation said 'is it in yet'

Life is shit

>tfw jewed

4 inch here pal and I was like this since puberty started. Your fine bro.

Is there a female variant of micro dick? Like gigantic clitoris?

>falling for the big dick meme
Listen OP your dick is about and Inch over the average and women generally don't care once youre past 5 inches

legitimately is, their clits basically cum too

>tfw penis is too big for humiliation and chastity cage

Jesus that's horrifying just thinking about it.

> women fall in love with me every fucking time
> I am unable to love them or get attached
> I break up with them after 3-4 months
> They were happy and fine with everyhing
> I have scars all over my body and a diagnosed micropenis

Working on how to be an emotionally normal guy. If you are interested, will post an AMA here someday. Just don't go for gold diggers or sluts...

who /upwardcurve/ here?

>he doesnt use EXTENZE

average 8.5x6 here, girls seem to tolerate it overall but I've had 2 of them turn me down

No

Why did they turn you down??

only 8inch here, any growing tips guys?
I'm sick of being made fun of

Too small

Who here /pencildick/?

I'm 18 and have a 5 inch in girth, does it still grow in girth?

most likely.

>6.5
>small
wut

I don't think that's overly thin my dude

>9.6 inches
>Girls burst out laughing and call it "adorable"
Life's not fair brahs

maybe you should figure out where the vaginal entrance is located.

>Veeky Forums acts like mens health on yahoo answers
kek

yes, women can have smaller or less sensitive, or more protected clits.

The result is they don't have orgasms as easily or at all.

>11.5 inch dicklet
My mare makes fun of me everyday and threatens to leave me for Seabiscuit

note for you all. the length, width of a women's vagina have nothing to do with height or "number of men they've had sex with"

Men have dicks of varying length, width, curves, head sizes whatever the fuck.

Not realizing that women have the exact same thing?

Can you imagine if we made fun of women who couldn't take your whole dick. Laughing at their small vaginas because of the genetics they received.

what age does dick stop growing...

my uh... my 14 year old cousin has a 6 inch dick and he's just wondering when he can expect it to stop. he hit puberty when he was 8.

>inb4v&

>22 inch dicklet

i;ve had 6 girls laugh at me for this.

>dick is too big to find a bigger bull for wifey

Feels bad

Here's a good study on penis size for all you guys in the thread who watch too much porn and don't understand sarcasm: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/abstract;jsessionid=20DC64EA2CBE14B6CAD9BBEEA03B929D.f02t01

TLDR: Average erect length is 5.2 inches, erect girth 4.6 inches. Study done on mostly caucasians.

Gotchu famile, dick stops growing at 15 unfortunately. Source: WebMD

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

it's ok the girth is enough, I can always bone press for pictures

I thought we were discussing your :^)

someone edit this so the Veeky Forums one is the 6'2 with the 5'10 light gray popping out the 6'2 chest pocket.

This. It's not about a bigger or a smaller penis, it's about finding the right fit.

they are the pictures i am going to blackmail him for before i extort him for every last drip of cum in his body

idiot, it's like you don't even have a cousin

>tfw frank and beans too big too wear girl panties without spilling out my bubble gum

>small vaginas
This is kind of hot desu

4 inches long 3 inches girth. Kill me (srs)

New gold standard

>be you
>be extremely bored
>decide to go on Veeky Forums and troll the naive about dick size

Absolutely formulaic trolling. The only thing missing is one of those troll infographics made to look like it was based on academic consensus, fake sources included, where all the girls' prefer 9.5" black dicks.

[eggplant emoji]
>because it's low-hanging fruit

no, its not fun when you can only get half your dick in before they flinch. You cannot maintain a steady rhythm if your not rebounding off them balls deep

where does it say anywhere about the study being done on mostly caucasians

>5.6 inches, all bendy and pointing down

do those meme devices work, and how realistic would it be to go from 7.5" to like 8.5" if so?

also wouldn't they ruin the upward curve?

asking for a friend

Here.
The learning curve was a little steep but I'm good to go on either hand.
Though my right hand obviously has more mileage.
Though it's better if you're sitting on a chair in front of a computer to be jerking it with your left.

No.
If you can't bottom out a tenga cup onahole or some other similar onacup then you are a dicklet.

hey I was bored after work

Idiots. Watch a bunch of transgirl porn and see a normal penis.

How deep are those things?

>tfw 7.5 inch dick
>tfw have never made a woman orgasm because of how small it is

>transgirl
>normal penis

>girl
>penis
>normal

in the paper

I have a 3 incher and i turn 19 in July boys send help asap.

>Worrying about shit you have no control over

Waste of your time honestly

Usually just short of 6".
I am a 6"er and can bottom it out with a visible gap, nowhere close to bone pressed.
Keep in mind these are made in Japan for Japanese men.
If you don't consider the toys a little too small or tight, then you might have a problem.