Ok, so I have some pickup lines on how to get cuties at the gym. All my friends on Discord think it's a good idea but I want to see what you think.
So one is you go to an elliptical machine and wait for a cutie to use one next to you, then you say "ha, are you using the machine next to me because you think I'm hot", which disarms her even though she made the first move.
Another one is to say something like "you have really nice muscles", to compliment her gym progress, but add on after "except your wrist muscles, we should go work them out together", which both makes her feel more down in your league and gives her sexual ideas.
One I like a lot is more of an action than a line when I carry heavy plates (45lb) around the gym back and forth between machines to show off strength.
Specific compliments work better than general ones. Instead of telling a cutie that she's hot, compliment her ass or her feet directly so it feels more genuine.
Another good one is to go for physical contact. I like to brush against girls or touch their shoulders when they're using a weight machine they can't get up from. It helps open the door since physical contact gets the attraction centers working.
Dominic Ross
These are really nice tips. I'll have to try some next time I'm at the gym.
Here's one of my own: compliment how she smells since when you tell her that her sweaty body smells delicious it will make her think of sweaty sex
Jack Morris
>All my friends on Discord think it's a good idea lol
Ryder Foster
>compliment her ass or feet directly >ass or feet >feet kill yourself
Jaxon Hall
You don't need to like feet you just have to say it to turn her on
Hunter Williams
>Hey, are you working out?
Kayden Wood
Your friends on Veeky Forums think it's a bad idea. Don't do it you fucking weirdo unless you're qualified they dont want advice no matter how many lifting videos youve seen on youtube
Matthew Hall
This fat Fucking pig is absolutely disgusting and I want people to stop posting here
Look at her legs there's no muscle to it whatsoever
Just some disgusting yellow cunt
Jaxson Russell
Kek
Elijah Brooks
wew thanks bub, i'll go there right now and do these. Veeky Forums is gonna get me laid!
Gavin Hill
You forgot to say you have to be chad to have success
Luis Sullivan
Do girls feel good if a guy likes her feet?
Ryder Peterson
SPARROW IS MAI WAIFU CLAIMED NOW AND FOREVER
Hunter Russell
It's funny because we're at the gym
Caleb Smith
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Joshua Bell
btfo
Leo Miller
>posting le top tier 3d waifu strike 1 >pickup lines in person strike 2 >all my friends on discord strike 3
fuck off
James Howard
Yuo ad ur frend hav autisum
Dylan Anderson
All of these are terrible.
Brayden Parker
just used these tips and got myself a 10/10 ascended asian waifu, can recommend.
Ryder Jackson
>i like to brush up against girls and touch them
ur gonna get b& bro. or youll be known as "the creepy guy" at ur gym.
Isaiah Allen
No actually girls like physical contact. I'm not op but that one sounds like especially a good idea.
Camden Powell
this has to be b8. Or you're trying to copy that other fag who posted "are you working out haha"
Henry Williams
>people are actually upset at this He's clearly joking. Fit really is autistic
Jaxon Gomez
>someone actually took the time to type all this out some autist is actually gonna take this seriously
Mason Ramirez
My coworker met her husband at the gym. His literal pick up line was...
"You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."
This actually worked and she's very pretty and has a well paying job.
Joshua Bell
BLLLLLAAAAAPPPPP
Logan Flores
>guys actually hit on girls at the gym
I thought this was not happening at my gym over here in germany but my neighbour told me it actually happens. Why even bother? Why disrupt someone working out just because you want to fuck them? People are pathetic
Aaron Scott
firstly, let them brapp at you. if this happens, brapp back and see what happens
James Fisher
It's fucking satire, you retard
Kevin Baker
It's not funny anymore because it was posted on reddit
Nolan Gonzalez
Ascended? I'm jealous Not all of us have access to 300x gravity gyms
Gavin Ortiz
W-who is she guys?
Gabriel Brooks
The one and only pickup line
Jose Sullivan
The sad thing is that a Chad could probably make this line work.
Elijah Cook
Hmm, those are all great ideas. I like to go with
>"Lifting weights is great and all, but I need to give you the ole dickeroonie, if you know what I mean ;)"
Emphasis on the wink so she knows what you mean ;)
Christian Thomas
jessicababyfat on Instagram
Ethan Davis
>Emphasis on the wink so she knows what you mean ;) >Emphasis on the wink >the wink. Fuck yea user.
Angel Davis
This confuses the kraut
Joseph Reed
I just matched with a Thai bird who looks a bit like her
Ethan Adams
>2017 >pua shit >k
Xavier Taylor
>feelin fit buddy?
Alexander Thomas
Here's the deal friend;
Pickup lines only work properly if you're already good looking, Veeky Forums and not a manlet, and if you're at the gym regularly and you are ALREADY good looking, Veeky Forums and not a manlet you don't need cheesy pickup lines as girls will eventually come to you unless you're going out of your way to avoid them or don't follow up when they give you an opening.
If you're NOT good looking, Veeky Forums or you're a manlet then pickup lines aren't going to help you anyway.
>tldr
The only people who CAN use pickup lines properly are the very people who don't need them. That's evolution/survival of the fittest doing its thing.
Ethan Ross
>yea i'm just a lucky gal
Ryder Reed
fag
Cooper Parker
Barely 2 days since it got posted but it's the meme of the future.